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PostPosted: Fri May 04, 2007 1:34 am 
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This is what this board has come to. You all have such pathetic lives that you can't stop talking shit. Face it, folks, no matter how much trash you talk, you're still destined for the welfare line, alcoholism, crack addiction, a fat wife, and seven kids—even the black ones your disgusting wife insists—and you believe—are yours.

But hey, System Of A Down won't be returning any time soon. And you'll still have your e-cred.


Sorry sorry didn't realize that you jackoff to their posters you have hanging on your wall my bad :lol:


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PostPosted: Fri May 04, 2007 1:52 am 
You people take this forum WAY too seriously. You just can't decipher a joke from something serious. Unless, of course, I put LOLZ or ROFL or some other equally retarded e-word.


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PostPosted: Fri May 04, 2007 1:52 am 
MetalStorm wrote:
Apoptygmatic wrote:
This is what this board has come to. You all have such pathetic lives that you can't stop talking shit. Face it, folks, no matter how much trash you talk, you're still destined for the welfare line, alcoholism, crack addiction, a fat wife, and seven kids—even the black ones your disgusting wife insists—and you believe—are yours.

But hey, System Of A Down won't be returning any time soon. And you'll still have your e-cred.

Sorry sorry didn't realize that you jackoff to their posters you have hanging on your wall my bad :lol:

I'd laugh...if that made sense.


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PostPosted: Fri May 04, 2007 1:59 am 
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Sorries, Ken, you just sound so bitter now that we tend to take you seriously. We're trying to cheer you up, you see.


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PostPosted: Fri May 04, 2007 3:04 am 
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Sorries, Ken, you just sound so bitter now that we tend to take you seriously. We're trying to cheer you up, you see.

Bitter now? Haha. I've never once, since the first day I posted here, changed the way I post. Never.


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PostPosted: Fri May 04, 2007 10:42 am 
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Sorries, Ken, you just sound so bitter now that we tend to take you seriously. We're trying to cheer you up, you see.

Bitter now? Haha. I've never once, since the first day I posted here, changed the way I post. Never.


Of course, you've always seemed a bit disgruntled, but it's got much worse more recently. All well? No upsets in your personal life?


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Apoptygmatic wrote:
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Sorries, Ken, you just sound so bitter now that we tend to take you seriously. We're trying to cheer you up, you see.

Bitter now? Haha. I've never once, since the first day I posted here, changed the way I post. Never.


Of course, you've always seemed a bit disgruntled, but it's got much worse more recently. All well? No upsets in your personal life?

Maybe his fat wife dumped him for listening to music that is meant for 13 year olds...


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PostPosted: Fri May 04, 2007 12:51 pm 
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You guys looking to get another news thread locked this week?


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PostPosted: Fri May 04, 2007 1:14 pm 
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Well I for one am on welfare! My addictions to alcohol and crack are beyond rehab. My fat wife beats our 7 children (and myself) mercilessly because of all of out trash talkin' ways. However, it will never stop us from bashing on SOAD. :dio:


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Apoptygmatic wrote:
This is what this board has come to. You all have such pathetic lives that you can't stop talking shit. Face it, folks, no matter how much trash you talk, you're still destined for the welfare line, alcoholism, crack addiction, a fat wife, and seven kids—even the black ones your disgusting wife insists—and you believe—are yours.

But hey, System Of A Down won't be returning any time soon. And you'll still have your e-cred.


Wow, even an alcoholic crackhead who has seven kids and a fat wife has better taste in music than Ken.


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PostPosted: Sat May 05, 2007 1:22 am 
Zad wrote:
Apoptygmatic wrote:
Zad wrote:
Sorries, Ken, you just sound so bitter now that we tend to take you seriously. We're trying to cheer you up, you see.

Bitter now? Haha. I've never once, since the first day I posted here, changed the way I post. Never.

Of course, you've always seemed a bit disgruntled, but it's got much worse more recently. All well? No upsets in your personal life?

Pffft. No way. Haha. And my nature is very silly and sarcastic. It doesn't translate on forums well. Thus, I'm an asshole. :rolleyes:


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PostPosted: Sat May 05, 2007 1:24 am 
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Zad wrote:
Apoptygmatic wrote:
Zad wrote:
Sorries, Ken, you just sound so bitter now that we tend to take you seriously. We're trying to cheer you up, you see.

Bitter now? Haha. I've never once, since the first day I posted here, changed the way I post. Never.


Of course, you've always seemed a bit disgruntled, but it's got much worse more recently. All well? No upsets in your personal life?

Maybe his fat wife dumped him for listening to music that is meant for 13 year olds...

Go hump a blue camel and listen to music that is meant for...well, closet homos, apparently.


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PostPosted: Sat May 05, 2007 3:44 am 
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Apoptygmatic wrote:
Misha wrote:
Zad wrote:
Apoptygmatic wrote:
Zad wrote:
Sorries, Ken, you just sound so bitter now that we tend to take you seriously. We're trying to cheer you up, you see.

Bitter now? Haha. I've never once, since the first day I posted here, changed the way I post. Never.


Of course, you've always seemed a bit disgruntled, but it's got much worse more recently. All well? No upsets in your personal life?

Maybe his fat wife dumped him for listening to music that is meant for 13 year olds...

Go hump a blue camel and listen to music that is meant for...well, closet homos, apparently.


Misha is still in the closet!?


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PostPosted: Sat May 05, 2007 3:58 am 
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Apoptygmatic wrote:
Misha wrote:
Zad wrote:
Apoptygmatic wrote:
Zad wrote:
Sorries, Ken, you just sound so bitter now that we tend to take you seriously. We're trying to cheer you up, you see.

Bitter now? Haha. I've never once, since the first day I posted here, changed the way I post. Never.


Of course, you've always seemed a bit disgruntled, but it's got much worse more recently. All well? No upsets in your personal life?

Maybe his fat wife dumped him for listening to music that is meant for 13 year olds...

Go hump a blue camel and listen to music that is meant for...well, closet homos, apparently.

Misha is still in the closet!?

He likes to "do it" on his shoe collection.


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PostPosted: Sat May 05, 2007 4:31 am 
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Apoptygmatic wrote:
This is what this board has come to. You all have such pathetic lives that you can't stop talking shit. Face it, folks, no matter how much trash you talk, you're still destined for the welfare line, alcoholism, crack addiction, a fat wife, and seven kids—even the black ones your disgusting wife insists—and you believe—are yours.

But hey, System Of A Down won't be returning any time soon. And you'll still have your e-cred.


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PostPosted: Sat May 05, 2007 4:50 am 
You guys are some of the most sensitive e-babies on the net. :lol:


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PostPosted: Sat May 05, 2007 8:40 pm 
Adam wrote:
You guys looking to get another news thread locked this week?

I think Ken should get his own news thread.


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PostPosted: Sat May 05, 2007 9:19 pm 
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Adam wrote:
You guys looking to get another news thread locked this week?

I think Ken should get his own news thread.

Good idea. How about my own forum?


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PostPosted: Sun May 06, 2007 1:37 am 
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I think Raven = Ken's latest account. Is anyone else genuinely worried for his mental health?


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