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Cú Chulainn · **Posted:** Sat Dec 09, 2006 1:10 pm

Tlaloc wrote:

Yesterday at my school excursion one of my students came up to me and she said, "I got suspended for a day."
I replied, "Oh noes! Not after all that work we did for your science assignment. I thought we got you out of trouble with that."
"Oh, it wasn't anything to do with that."
"Well what did you do?"
"I wrote penis on a desk."
Do you know how hard it is to keep a straight face in this sort of situation. I tried but I couldn't. It was like the Biggus Dickus scene in Holy Grail.
"See!" She said, "You think it's funny!"
*sigh* "Yes I do...yes I do."

Anyway, on a different note. This afternoon I was closing the curtains and getting ready to leave for work when I noticed a black bird sitting on the road. It looked a little too small to be a crow, and as I was looking at it it flew up and landed on my open garage door. It turned out to be the blackest and fattest pigeon I have ever seen. It was obviously some sort of domestic variety. I'm no pigeon expert since parrots are my forte, but I could tell this one was rather expensive and/or valued. So I'm looking at it and it hops up ont the balcony where I'm standing. I crouched down and just picked it up. Now he is in my huge spare cage under the house, but he will have to wait until tomorrow before I can have a good look at him. Then I will decide whether to place "found' signs around the place or just put him in my aviary. I think I'll call him Max.

Biggus Dickus is from Life of Brian, not Holy Grail.

Misha · **Posted:** Sat Dec 09, 2006 3:30 pm

Tlaloc wrote:

Do you know how hard it is to keep a straight face in this sort of situation. I tried but I couldn't. It was like the Biggus Dickus scene in Holy Grail.

Life Of Brian :zzz:

Tlaloc · **Posted:** Sat Dec 09, 2006 3:41 pm

Misha wrote:

Tlaloc wrote:

Do you know how hard it is to keep a straight face in this sort of situation. I tried but I couldn't. It was like the Biggus Dickus scene in Holy Grail.

Life Of Brian :zzz:

Shit, that's what I meant. And I call myself a Python fan...

Legacy Of The Night · **Posted:** Sun Dec 10, 2006 4:56 am

I feel like I can win the apple-of-my-eye over. Maybe it's just a crazy dream, but I totally feel it, maaaaan. :dio:

Tell me, is it alright for friends to get "friends" chocolates for Christmas?

Cenotaph · **Posted:** Sun Dec 10, 2006 5:20 am

Drunk as fuck, and got home from a long annoying bus trip from town just a while ago. I feel kinda regretful about the hangover I'll probably experience tomorrow though, especially since I should be studying, but..... well.. :rolleyes:

Azrael · **Posted:** Sun Dec 10, 2006 11:33 am

of course not Legacy! you want her to get fat or something? :lol:

actually, i wouldn't know.

Fingon · **Joined:** Sun Mar 20, 2005 3:11 pm **Posts:** 3207

Azrael wrote:

of course not Legacy! you want her to get fat or something? :lol:

actually, i wouldn't know.

yeah, since when did YOU have any friends or 'friends'? :lol:

Azrael · **Posted:** Sun Dec 10, 2006 6:54 pm

i tried giving them chocolate and they accused me of trying to make them fat. even the male ones.

1. yes, even the males didn't want to get fat
2. yes i gave chocolate to males

:lol:

Legacy Of The Night · **Posted:** Mon Dec 11, 2006 4:59 am

Azrael wrote:

of course not Legacy! you want her to get fat or something? :lol:

actually, i wouldn't know.

Actually, I just kinda followed the old saying "The fastest way to a woman's heart is through the door of a good restaurant," but since I don't have a good restaurant, I just figured a box of chocolates wrapped in Christmas paper should be good enough.

Maybe it's a bold move, but I probably won't get too far without taking a couple bold moves every once in a while.

Wish me luck, it's goin' down tomorrow. :dio:

Tlaloc · **Posted:** Mon Dec 11, 2006 5:05 am

I just had my last day of tutoring today! Yipeeeeee!

noodles · **Posted:** Mon Dec 11, 2006 5:11 am

I'm bored. I need like a hobby so when my girlthing goes away, all my friends are sick or doing essays/projects for uni, I'm not at work, and its too cold to go outside I have something to do.

Radagast · **Posted:** Mon Dec 11, 2006 4:57 pm

noodles wrote:

I'm bored. I need like a hobby so when my girlthing goes away, all my friends are sick or doing essays/projects for uni, I'm not at work, and its too cold to go outside I have something to do.

Remove the girlthing part and I agree.

Caldogg · **Joined:** Fri Jan 20, 2006 12:28 am **Posts:** 764

I'm up at 4:47 in the fucking morning and I'm posting on forums. I'm not even tired :dio:

Cú Chulainn · **Posted:** Mon Dec 11, 2006 7:09 pm

noodles wrote:

I'm bored. I need like a hobby so when my girlthing goes away, all my friends are sick or doing essays/projects for uni, I'm not at work, and its too cold to go outside I have something to do.

It's called masturbation and real men do it.

Cara · **Posted:** Mon Dec 11, 2006 10:17 pm

I got 86/88 on a Chemistry test today. They we're really stupid mistakes too. I am not impressed.

Legacy Of The Night · **Posted:** Tue Dec 12, 2006 1:17 am

Haha, the chocolates went well. :dio:

However, I'm kinda pissed 'cuz I couldn't finish either of my exams today.

noodles · **Posted:** Tue Dec 12, 2006 3:32 am

FrigidSymphony wrote:

noodles wrote:

I'm bored. I need like a hobby so when my girlthing goes away, all my friends are sick or doing essays/projects for uni, I'm not at work, and its too cold to go outside I have something to do.

It's called masturbation and I do it to power metal.

Carnifex Umbris · **Posted:** Tue Dec 12, 2006 6:35 pm

I'm sitting here in a skirt because the advanced studio class art show is opening today, and I have to give a presentation on my work. I'm excited because it'll be the first time I'll have a piece in the Blanchard (student center) gallery, and also because it means that that class will be done. The other art show was last week, so all I have to do for my digital art class is hand in my portfolio tomorrow, I've already handed in my last paper for my anthropology class, and the only exam I have is on Friday. The professor said it'll probably take about an hour, which means I'll be done in a half-hour. Minä kirjoitan suomea hyvin.

Radagast · **Posted:** Tue Dec 12, 2006 6:43 pm

How are your Finnish learn go now?

Azrael · **Posted:** Tue Dec 12, 2006 8:52 pm

AAAAAARGH!!

i have to get up at 7am tomorrow to go to the Vodafone Portugal headquarters on the other side of town!! i have to get some freebies from them to beef up our presentation on thursday

also our Financial Management teacher missed ANOTHER class today. they guy missed literally an aggregated 3 weeks of classes this semester!! that bastard! we have a test tomorrow with stuff that was supposed to be taught today!

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