Metal Reviews

It's snowing really wet snow right now, and it's going to be -20*C tomorrow. Snow day perhaps?

Wet snow? Is there such a thing as dry snow? I thought that everything that falls from the sky is either wet or a shitbrick from an airplane...

Yes there is such a thing as "Dry" snow. It's snow that doesn't stick to the ground and keep accumulating. It pretty much turns to slush the second it hits the ground and melts instantly. Unfortunately, it's the only kind of snow we get around here.

I know, I was just being annoying...

Noted.

.:crast:.

I had a great day today on my very first school excursion.

So there I am, minding my own business, sitting at my desk in a robe with my hair up in a towel because I've just gotten out of the shower, when suddenly I see movement out of the corner of my eye. I look out my window, and see a dude walking about on the roof of the porch. He seems to be attending to some form of maintenance. Regardless, there is a dude right outside my window whilst I am not in the least decent. I am a little peeved.

I would love to be a maintenance guy on an all girl campus.

Especially ones who sit around in bath robes with their curtains open for the whole world to see.

Well, if you lived on the second floor with a window that looked out onto an open field, you wouldn't bother with curtains, either.

Did he know that you were there? Although, he probably stayed longer for that reason

I am fucking pissed, my bottle of Amaro Montenegro is just finished..

I got 3 ounces of weed for 150$ today... I can't imagine this not lasting me forever.

Wtf, you spent 150 bucks on weed? You could buy a 12-year old Vietnamese girl for that!

If only I could escape the sureveilance of that crusty old Dean...

Yesterday at my school excursion one of my students came up to me and she said, "I got suspended for a day."
I replied, "Oh noes! Not after all that work we did for your science assignment. I thought we got you out of trouble with that."
"Oh, it wasn't anything to do with that."
"Well what did you do?"
"I wrote penis on a desk."
Do you know how hard it is to keep a straight face in this sort of situation. I tried but I couldn't. It was like the Biggus Dickus scene in Holy Grail.
"See!" She said, "You think it's funny!"
*sigh* "Yes I do...yes I do."

Anyway, on a different note. This afternoon I was closing the curtains and getting ready to leave for work when I noticed a black bird sitting on the road. It looked a little too small to be a crow, and as I was looking at it it flew up and landed on my open garage door. It turned out to be the blackest and fattest pigeon I have ever seen. It was obviously some sort of domestic variety. I'm no pigeon expert since parrots are my forte, but I could tell this one was rather expensive and/or valued. So I'm looking at it and it hops up ont the balcony where I'm standing. I crouched down and just picked it up. Now he is in my huge spare cage under the house, but he will have to wait until tomorrow before I can have a good look at him. Then I will decide whether to place "found' signs around the place or just put him in my aviary. I think I'll call him Max.

You seem to have a colorful life

Does klc smoke?


And i knew you would like Comity

Write an autobiography LOL!

Id buy it

Yeah she does, although hardly anymore since I spazzed at her about being permafried like a year ago.