Metal Reviews

Wifey and I are going to see Kylie in concert tonight. Not exactly metal...but.....FAP!

Kinda divided since I we're going to kill my doggy soon but I love him but also I kinda just want to get it over with because the pain of knowing its my last week or so with him is suck >_<

the scale is:
xaimite
polen
bolota
weed

the first is pretty much all-chemical and crappy, weed is natural, and i'm not sure about the ones in between.

oh, you, um, smoke it.

EDIT - today they were having one of them blood drives at the university and the woman asked if i had taken any drugs and i said that i had, on friday, and they didn't take any of my blood :(
i couldn't lie, this was people's health we were talking about. and if i lied i'd be giving blood that wouldn't have helped anyone since they'd probably test it later, wasting my time and theirs.

You know, with a beer she'll look like britney spears. and with 5 beers you'll begin to understand what the hell geoffrey rush is talking about. and with 20 beers the midnight oil guy looks like britney spears. and with 30 russell crowe seems like a "decent bloke". and with 40 didgeridoo music sounds pleasant. And with 50 vegemite seems palatable. So that explains the beer consumation in australia.

Huh. Weed is the only drug I'm familiar with from that list. I'm not exactly an expert on the subject, though. What are the effects of the others like?

i'm no expert either. they're al pretty much means for the same end, but some hit harder than others.

and maybe you've tried the others, i think the terms i put there are the ones used in portugal.

EDIT - Fridge, shut up Kylie is 10x hotter than britney at her best. so there.

Well;
* Britney looks like a smacked arse no matter how many beers are involved.
* Geoffrey Rush played a pelican and a pirate, so .
* Russell is actually a decent bloke, he just doesn't take shit.
* Didgeridoos sound like shit no matter what.
* Kylie is fap!

Here's the least worst of my blurry photos. Digital cameras suck in this environment.

Sexiest legs in human female history

What's new pussycat? Skintight catsuit, baby!

Britney Spears isn't even close to Kylie. Is that all the pictures you got Wanks?

I got a couple more but they are really poor. I can still post them if you really want.

I prefered her before she got that dyke haircut...

+1

but what about vegemite?

Erm....she had cancer and all her hair fell out.

As for Vegemite, lolz @ foreigners who try to eat it for the first time.

That's no excuse for looking like a lesbian anarcho-feminist.

Yeah I was making with teh funniez.

I is teh bassmaster!

ANGRY!!!
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!

It's my 20th birthday tomorrow (saturday) and we were supposed to go out for dinner and drinks tonight. this morning i wake up because of the noise of the wind and rain hitting my shutters, there's a storm going on. this will go on until monday.

WHY?! why did it have to start today?! the whole goddamn week was pretty much fine except for some rain here and there, and next week will be fine too. BUT FROM TODAY TILL MONDAY IT'LL BE SAVAGE WINDS AND RAIN ALL THE GODDAMN TIME!!

and then there was this girl that i fancy that would be joining us for drinks later

i'm hoping the weather will improve tonight, or we'll have to cancel..

Me and my girlfriend broke up, I feel good about it.

Kinda Depressed and Suicidal. But the Sabbath Bloody Sabbath album is very calming. And of course i spend another friday night on the net instead of with friends. Cos i have none

I have some friends now, but I still choose the net and my PS2. I used to be like that though, no friends in person, a ton online. And now that I have a few in person I realize.. its a huge fucking hassle to keep relationships strong, I dont wanna bus around town spending all my tip money and time-off goin to sit in some guys basement to watch HIM play videogames when I can stay home and play my own. I think Im anti-social