Metal Reviews

Don't joke with that Wanky, I used to be into full-contact speed chess, and had both my kneecaps crushed in a royal battle. I once broke my wrist as well by the way, in a really silly way. I used to be into sport climbing those days, and go upto 4 metres without a rope. Then I fell off of a foot high something and broke my wrist, notably in the climb hall. That's like a pro boxer who gets hit in the face by his mother and ends up in a hospital...

How's the wife now?

Xtreme Chess is played upside down on top of a cliff in a giant tank of water filled with sharks.

She's ok. She had to go back into hospital (a different one) yesterday for a minor operation. She often gets these little cysts in her jubblies, which are totally harmless but continue to grow if left unchecked. So she's all sore and doped on painkillers at the moment. Thank you for your concern.

Xtreme Chess also is played by two guys doubling on a dirt bike.

I feel good. Had a laugh at my mates last night, everyone fell asleep in the spare room where his drumkit is so at 4:00 in the morning I blastbeat as loud as i can inches away from them hehe.

lazy!

but i have to study Statistics I.. argh.
when i was going to my first statistics class i thought "oh, it's just a bunch of averages and shit". damn i was wrong. it's insanely difficult and my Statistics I class is mostly made up of repeating students (we are literally 20 first-timers plus 30+ others). it doesn't help that (as you can see) the class is very overcrowded. harder subjects like this should have smaller classes.

Great, cos my shithouse pc is fixed and i can get online now!

I was wondering where you have been. Don't scare me like that child!

The night before i was playing Day of Defeat source drunk, the next morning the video card blew up lol

that happened to my gf's laptop a few weeks ago. Except we're not actually sure what blew up, but something definitely did and it definitely doesn't work anymore.

I'm sick with something that involves my throat, which made Finnish class fun; "Rrrcchhänen chhhtäytyyrrr cchhrrsyödärrrr." Other than that, anthropology class was amusing today. We had to do this little group project where we acted as different groups wanting to use Chichen Itza for various purposes, and my group got assigned to be a bunch of New Age weirdos who wanted to perform a "ceremony of love's renewal" in the ball court, which involved building some sort of ritual structure. We had a lot of explanations about why we're a valid religion, love vibrations through the universe, etc. Then one of the other groups asked us to explain our structure (we hadn't really made that part up), so I said, "It will mostly be made of plywood and featherbeds." Orgy in the ball court!

Haha! You could even delve into the innuendo of thrusting a rubber ball through a hole with your hips. Btw, Mayan rituals where a barbed rope was drawn through a peircing in the penis may conflict with renewing love. Then again, they did pump alcohol up their arses.

Awesome.

I feel great, since my end of year exams are all over. I was dreading this week all term and now its finally over.

I feel good because my bass guitar arrived today.

ANGRY! (regrets lack of truly angry smile, for this one simply doesn't cut it )

i got cheated in a deal by someone i thought i could trust.

Do tell.

Yesterdays a few of us went through to Edinburgh 'cause one of my friends is moving there for a course that she's taking. We got to the flat around 9, proceeded to one of two very convenient pubs and drank on. Things got a bit weird when this lonely Algerian guy sort of attached himself to the conversation. Sure I felt sorry for him, but for fuck's sake dude, when you want to make friends you do not do so by saying Scotland is a cruel place and that we don't feel things the same way you do! Fucking werdo. Anyway, then karaoke happened. I didn't inflict myself on everyone, but a couple of my friends did some which was teh funniez.

Back to the flat (I'm getting to the point, be patient yo) and drank on til around 4am when I did the smartest thing possible by unrolling my sleeping bag on a wooden floor. Presumably I was sleeping on my mighty fist because when I woke up I felt like a vampire hunter had being taking shots at my ribcage - but that was the least of my worries. I've never felt worse than I did for that first 10 or so minutes of semi-consciousness. After about 5 minutes cozied up to the toilet (during which I may or may not have pissed myself) I made with the inevitable vomiting and suddenly felt pretty damn good.

So yeah basically drinking makes you cool.

I got back to Glasgow in time to see Rangers beating Hearts 1-0 and Blackburn drawing with Spurs. Sucky thing: by the time the Rangers game was over, only two of us were still in the bar. After it got to half time in the Blackburn game (kicked off immediately after), my dear friend said "sorry man I'm knackered I'm going to go home now." So I got to sit in the bar on my own for an hour.

Wow my life is so interesting you are all teh jealous.

So in short, today I feel a hell of a lot better than I've got any right to. Woo I win.

lol, i've slept on wooden floors with nothing but a thin sheet between me and the floor (very hardcore indeed), didn't hurt a bit. must've been your fist or something.

perhaps you should try this position next time (conveniently close to a toilet):


hm, there's this guy i know (let's call him joe) through a very good friend of mine. anyway one day joe comes up to me on msn and says "oh i've got a really nice weed/polen mix here, you gotta come over and try it, it's teh shi1tz0r" and i tell him "funny you should say that, i have to buy some stuff for my birthday next week" and he said he'd get me some for 20€ (i had never bought any of this stuff by myself before). i pay up and he hands my a block about this big
|____________| and a bit thicker. he said the price was because of the weed.

i go to another friend that same night to try it out and not only was it only polen it was overpriced by around 10€. bah. i thought i could trust the guy. jerk.

Azrael, that will ALWAYS happen unless you're pushy.

yeah, i guess.

dunno. i'm never buying from him again but i dunno what to do about our relationship (lol). i'm more of a forgive/forget guy.

Out of curiosity, what's polen?