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how could that be a guy? You guys are weird... o.O
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how could that be a guy? You guys are weird... o.O


Looks like something out of some 80's vampire film. You can picture it on the cover of Ann Rice's latest.
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noodles wrote:
how could that be a guy? You guys are weird... o.O


because 'she' looks like one? :roll:
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boobies?

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and I've never seen a guy whose face looked like that, or wore that kind of shirt.

lol thjis picture is funny, very nsfw though

o.O


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boobies?

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and I've never seen a guy whose face looked like that, or wore that kind of shirt.


Jesus, they're ginormous! Look at those skinny little legs down there, I hope she can walk! :shock:

And dude, you're the MySpace fanatic! :wink:
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MMmmm, boobies.

You guessed it Zad. I actually say this as much as I'd hit it.
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MMmmm, boobies.

You guessed it Zad. I actually say this as much as I'd hit it.


Thought so. :P
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wow wow now..noodles, are those two pictures from the same girl? if so..she has a killer body and a head to get killed for. :shock:
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Jesus, they're ginormous! Look at those skinny little legs down there, I hope she can walk! :shock:

And dude, you're the MySpace fanatic! :wink:
she looks normal (or even like a tomboy picture), just in that picture they're like kaboosh look big, i think its the pangle of the camera.

and its more that i let my ex (she's the peacock girl) use my photobucket account and she finds pictures of girls and cocaine snorting lesbian bunnies to post on her livejournal, so every time I log on I find new stuff

sometimes its really cool

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EDIT x about 500: i hate links >_<


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She's pretty; she just needs to ditch those stupid sunglasses that make her look like a character in some Japanese RPG, and put on a few pounds. Get her pregnant, then post pics.
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She's pretty; she just needs to ditch those stupid sunglasses that make her look like a character in some Japanese RPG, and put on a few pounds. Get her pregnant, then post pics.
LOL, haha that actually made me laugh

btw, creepily enough i only weight 2 lbs more than her =)))
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She's pretty; she just needs to ditch those stupid sunglasses that make her look like a character in some Japanese RPG, and put on a few pounds. Get her pregnant, then post pics.
LOL, haha that actually made me laugh

btw, creepily enough i only weight 2 lbs more than her =)))


I meant it nicely. And EAT SOME CAKE!!!!111
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having a fast metabolism + working out = noodles is very skinny t_t
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having a fast metabolism + working out = noodles is very skinny t_t


I don't think there's a picture of you up here, is there? Lots of Kelsey, none o' you.
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is a total dramaqueen with girly figures, noodles is very gay t_t


fixed it :wink:
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having a fast metabolism + working out = noodles is very skinny t_t


I don't think there's a picture of you up here, is there? Lots of Kelsey, none o' you.
the only 3 pictures I have are one of me looking really uncomfortable hugging a girl, because I was standing in cold water (and she has cooties!), one of me looking emo, and one taken right after I woke up where I look retarded. And I don't want to give people more reason to make fun of me :roll:
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having a fast metabolism + working out = noodles is very skinny t_t


I don't think there's a picture of you up here, is there? Lots of Kelsey, none o' you.
the only 3 pictures I have are one of me looking really uncomfortable hugging a girl, because I was standing in cold water (and she has cooties!), one of me looking emo, and one taken right after I woke up where I look retarded. And I don't want to give people more reason to make fun of me :roll:


So PM/email/MySpace them to me. I'm very discreet, many prominent public figures use me to keep their secrets safe.
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damnit i just spent like 15 minutes trying to find them on my computer but I think i deleted them. my files are so organized like omg
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damnit i just spent like 15 minutes trying to find them on my computer but I think i deleted them. my files are so organized like omg


Bah, foiled again. Get Kelsey to take one of you, instead of her tits. :roll: :P
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damnit i just spent like 15 minutes trying to find them on my computer but I think i deleted them. my files are so organized like omg


Bah, foiled again. Get Kelsey to take one of you, instead of her tits. :roll: :P
her camera broke like 5 months ago and Future Shop are dumb motherfuckers and said they would give her a warrantee on it, then when their 3 month deadline to fix it was up they said it wasn't elligible for warrantee :x

I know a few people who should have pictures of me, but they're kind of old and i don't want to be like "do you have those pictures of me from like a month ago?" because that would be kind of weird. I'll try to get some though, so I can prove to the internets I really do exist


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