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wtf..the wolf has boobies :shock:

Why wouldn't she?


They look .......wrong. :?

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She should have six.


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Zad wrote:
Carnifex Umbris wrote:
Fingon wrote:
wtf..the wolf has boobies :shock:

Why wouldn't she?


They look .......wrong. :?

Like I drew them wrong or that you're not used to seeing female werewolves?

Zad wrote:
Tlaloc wrote:
She should have six.


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I don't draw 'em that way.
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Carnifex Umbris wrote:
Zad wrote:
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Fingon wrote:
wtf..the wolf has boobies :shock:

Why wouldn't she?


They look .......wrong. :?

Like I drew them wrong or that you're not used to seeing female werewolves?


Well...I'm no expert on female werewolves, but that is one hell of a gap, there. Looks like silicon has been involved at some stage.

I'm just digging myself a pit here, aren't I? :roll:
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Zad wrote:
Carnifex Umbris wrote:
Zad wrote:
Carnifex Umbris wrote:
Fingon wrote:
wtf..the wolf has boobies :shock:

Why wouldn't she?


They look .......wrong. :?

Like I drew them wrong or that you're not used to seeing female werewolves?


Well...I'm no expert on female werewolves, but that is one hell of a gap, there. Looks like silicon has been involved at some stage.

I'm just digging myself a pit here, aren't I? :roll:

Hm...maybe. I wasn't paying too much attention to the drawing; it's just something I did at work to fill the empty, aggravatingly boring hours. However, not all women have breasts that are close together. In fact, most cleavage is created by various kinds of undergarments (ranging from corsets to duct tape). [/lesson in anatomy]
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Carnifex Umbris wrote:
Zad wrote:
Carnifex Umbris wrote:
Zad wrote:
Carnifex Umbris wrote:
Fingon wrote:
wtf..the wolf has boobies :shock:

Why wouldn't she?


They look .......wrong. :?

Like I drew them wrong or that you're not used to seeing female werewolves?


Well...I'm no expert on female werewolves, but that is one hell of a gap, there. Looks like silicon has been involved at some stage.

I'm just digging myself a pit here, aren't I? :roll:

Hm...maybe. I wasn't paying too much attention to the drawing; it's just something I did at work to fill the empty, aggravatingly boring hours. However, not all women have breasts that are close together. In fact, most cleavage is created by various kinds of undergarments (ranging from corsets to duct tape). [/lesson in anatomy]

*knows new stuff*
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Carnifex Umbris wrote:
Hm...maybe. I wasn't paying too much attention to the drawing; it's just something I did at work to fill the empty, aggravatingly boring hours. However, not all women have breasts that are close together. In fact, most cleavage is created by various kinds of undergarments (ranging from corsets to duct tape). [/lesson in anatomy]


Yes, but the vast majority don't have spaces that you could drive a car through in the middle of their chests. And since said wolf is naked, and thus free of corsets/duct tape, they should be nowhere near that perky. [/goes for broke]
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Zad wrote:
Carnifex Umbris wrote:
Hm...maybe. I wasn't paying too much attention to the drawing; it's just something I did at work to fill the empty, aggravatingly boring hours. However, not all women have breasts that are close together. In fact, most cleavage is created by various kinds of undergarments (ranging from corsets to duct tape). [/lesson in anatomy]


Yes, but the vast majority don't have spaces that you could drive a car through in the middle of their chests. And since said wolf is naked, and thus free of corsets/duct tape, they should be nowhere near that perky. [/goes for broke]

Jesus, it's just a sketch I did to relieve boredom and express my frustration at my job. The space isn't overly large.

EDIT: And how do you know about the vast majority of women's boobies?


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hm, my friend just came back from the uni, after having a look at the general accounting I grades.

i topped the class... with 11/20. only 2 other guys passed, both with 10. damn :shock:

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pretty crappy. I got in a fight with my friend, had a math exam and now I'm working for 12 of the next 20 hours
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Just for you, Zad.
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I'm glad someone else shares my appreciation of the wolves. They are the most awesome creatures ever.
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Hungover as hell. Uh. I'll never ever drink again.
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Hungover as hell. Uh. I'll never ever drink again.


You say that now, but next weekend you'll have forgotten :wink:
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you'll never drink again?! BLASPHEMY!!!

hm, there's a chance i can transfer to a british university, but someone there asked me this:
"what marks/grades you achieved (we are currently asking for ABB at A level)"

wtf is ABB at A level?

also, i hope they understand that at least here in portugal most students don't make it past a 14/20 average in college, even ones with 18 and 19 from high school. most teachers i had graduated with 14-15 scores.

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Hungover as hell. Uh. I'll never ever drink again.


The best joke in the history of metal reviews. :lol:
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How do I feel today? I feel like killing this asswipe whose squealing in the fish bowl at work..."WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE GET ME MCDONALDS AVI!! PLEEEEEEEEEEEEASE??? BUT I DON'T LIKE THE HASH BROWNS GET ME HOT CAKESSSSSSSSSSS!" honest to god...OIFJ3WOIFEJOWIEFJFWEOIJWEOIJWEOI. GREAT now he's talking to me...ummm k? :|
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How do I feel today? I feel like killing this asswipe whose squealing in the fish bowl at work..."WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE GET ME MCDONALDS AVI!! PLEEEEEEEEEEEEASE??? BUT I DON'T LIKE THE HASH BROWNS GET ME HOT CAKESSSSSSSSSSS!" honest to god...OIFJ3WOIFEJOWIEFJFWEOIJWEOIJWEOI. GREAT now he's talking to me...ummm k? :|


Holy shit! That makes no sense whatsoever.
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Getting really annoyed with this supervisor at work who is trying to fuck my bum. He asked me tonight to touch his penis and I told him to fuck off.
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following the reaper wrote:
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Hungover as hell. Uh. I'll never ever drink again.


You say that now, but next weekend you'll have forgotten :wink:
yeah, its amazing how creepily that works. i mean as soon as two girls ask all of my statements about never drinking just disapear... :roll:
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