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New Nurzum produced by Devin Townsend ?
good idea 22%  22%  [ 4 ]
bad idea 78%  78%  [ 14 ]
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It's not a good idea, but it'd be funny to see how everyone reacts.


No matter the quality, im sure the BM heads would shit all over him for "selling out". Even if the album ruled.


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following the reaper wrote:
Legacy Of The Night wrote:
It's not a good idea, but it'd be funny to see how everyone reacts.


No matter the quality, im sure the BM heads would shit all over him for "selling out". Even if the album ruled.


And yet it WOULDN'T. These two personalities CANNOT produce a good album by working together.


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Dead Machine wrote:
following the reaper wrote:
Legacy Of The Night wrote:
It's not a good idea, but it'd be funny to see how everyone reacts.


No matter the quality, im sure the BM heads would shit all over him for "selling out". Even if the album ruled.


And yet it WOULDN'T. These two personalities CANNOT produce a good album by working together.


(Argumentative bastard) But what if they DID?


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Metalhead_Bastard wrote:
Dead Machine wrote:
following the reaper wrote:
Legacy Of The Night wrote:
It's not a good idea, but it'd be funny to see how everyone reacts.


No matter the quality, im sure the BM heads would shit all over him for "selling out". Even if the album ruled.


And yet it WOULDN'T. These two personalities CANNOT produce a good album by working together.


(Argumentative bastard) But what if they DID?


And what if the opal skies were ruled by a cadre of diamond pigeons? What if my name was Dr. Bananahead, Ph.D? What if there was a world where everything was based on squares that had six sides?


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I think if you'd like to hear Burzum produced by devin townsend then you have missed the point of solo black metal projects. entirely. good work.


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Dead Machine wrote:
Metalhead_Bastard wrote:
Dead Machine wrote:
following the reaper wrote:
Legacy Of The Night wrote:
It's not a good idea, but it'd be funny to see how everyone reacts.


No matter the quality, im sure the BM heads would shit all over him for "selling out". Even if the album ruled.


And yet it WOULDN'T. These two personalities CANNOT produce a good album by working together.


(Argumentative bastard) But what if they DID?


And what if the opal skies were ruled by a cadre of diamond pigeons? What if my name was Dr. Bananahead, Ph.D? What if there was a world where everything was based on squares that had six sides?


What if Devin Townsend, Varg Vikernes and Michael Jackson all collaborated to produce the best, most atmospheric and downright evil Burzum record ever?


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Im sure it WOULD miss the point of burzum, which Varg would never let happen anyway, so it doesnt matter. I realise the point of burzum is to make incredibly unique and personal music, while not giving a fuck about trends or production or what instruments are used or what other bands are doing. This thread is silly.


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Metalhead_Bastard wrote:
Dead Machine wrote:
Metalhead_Bastard wrote:
Dead Machine wrote:
following the reaper wrote:
Legacy Of The Night wrote:
It's not a good idea, but it'd be funny to see how everyone reacts.


No matter the quality, im sure the BM heads would shit all over him for "selling out". Even if the album ruled.


And yet it WOULDN'T. These two personalities CANNOT produce a good album by working together.


(Argumentative bastard) But what if they DID?


And what if the opal skies were ruled by a cadre of diamond pigeons? What if my name was Dr. Bananahead, Ph.D? What if there was a world where everything was based on squares that had six sides?


What if Devin Townsend, Varg Vikernes and Michael Jackson all collaborated to produce the best, most atmospheric and downright evil Burzum record ever?


What if you had sex with Heidi Klum? What if you became Prime Minister of Britain?

(Hey, what do all the above events have in common? NONE OF THEM ARE GOING TO HAPPEN)


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who's heidi klum?


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lizardtail wrote:
who's heidi klum?


A German model.


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Dead Machine wrote:
lizardtail wrote:
who's heidi klum?


A German model.


oh...

maybe she'd be interested in doing production for Devin Townsend


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I'd get a lot of production done with Heidi Klum.


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Speaking of that, does anyone know what this Tracey bird of Devin's looks like? I can't find a picture anywhere and I'm curious. Maybe he just made her up, so, y'know, people left him alone...


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