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What to do?
Poll ended at Tue Feb 28, 2006 7:10 am
1) Come up with a rank scale that starts @ 5,400 posts 0%  0%  [ 0 ]
2) Shit out a bunch of ideas, then put them into a poll 71%  71%  [ 10 ]
3) Who gives a shit!? MR staff drops in their own ranks and is done with it. 29%  29%  [ 4 ]
Total votes : 14
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Eyesore
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When I was cold one day I referred to my nuts as "blazin' cold nuggets."

...and everyone laughed. :lol:
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Fingon
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Eyesore wrote:
When I was cold one day I referred to my nuts as "blazin' cold nuggets."

...and everyone laughed. :lol:


because no-one thought you had nuts? :roll: just kidding man..what are nuggets anyways? like those awful chicken mcnuggets or sth? :?
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Carnifex Umbris
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Imagine these made out of cod and dusted with an arcane spicy powder, and you'll have a good idea of what blazin' cod nuggets are.
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Anonymous
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following the reaper wrote:
yeah, can you tell us what the team has come up with?


Here's what Aleksie came up with:

"Ultimate Gangsta Poser"

"Varg-wannabe"

"Grim-inverted-necro-kvlt-iivil-noob"

"Blacker Than Thou (in the metal sense, douchebag!)"

"Unholy sodomizer"

"Michael Bolton jr."

"Ultimate Über-hottie"

"Norsk Arysk Purist"

"Frostbitten Sadogoat"

"High Priest of Elitism"

"Blazin Cod Nugget"

"Teenage McDonalds Worker (with minimum wage!)"

"Comicbook Guy"

"Joey DeMaio's Loincloth"

"Rob Halford's Codpiece"

"James Hetfield's Mustache"
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North From Here
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"Michael Bolton jr."

:lol:
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Carnifex Umbris
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I cannot express to all of you how amused I am that blazin' cod nuggets have infiltrated the MR forums. :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Eyesore
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Carnifex Umbris wrote:
I cannot express to all of you how amused I am that blazin' cod nuggets have infiltrated the MR forums. :lol: :lol: :lol:

It's so ridiculously random it's funny. When you use forum slang in real life, it's good stuff. Hahaha. It's very versatile. For instance:

SHOCK/SURPRISE:

"Blazin' cod nuggets, did you see how fat that guy was?!?!?! Holy crap."

ANGER:

"Blazin' cod nuggets!! You're a fuckin' moron!"

HAPPINESS:

"Blazin' cod nuggets, I love you."

DISAPPOINTMENT:

"Ah, blazin' cod nuggets... Shit!"

Etc...
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Stefan
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 24, 2006 10:58 am 
I don't like Aleksie's ranks

some are good (aka MBolton Jr, Joey DeMaio's Loincloth) but otherwise I find those to be pretty lousy... :?

what about movie titles ?

001–150 = Absolute Beginner
151–300 = Chicken Little
301–600 = The Bride of Chucky
etc...

NP
Thrice "The Artist in the Ambulance"
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Dago
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How about


30000+ posts you get to be:
The Sixteenth Six-Tooth Son of Fourteen Four-Regional Dimensions (Still Unnamed)

(Demilich) :lol:
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Rhys
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Mike @ MetalReviews wrote:
following the reaper wrote:
yeah, can you tell us what the team has come up with?


Here's what Aleksie came up with:



"Grim-inverted-necro-kvlt-iivil-noob"

"Unholy sodomizer"

"Michael Bolton jr."

"Frostbitten Sadogoat"

"High Priest of Elitism"

"Blazin Cod Nugget"

"Comicbook Guy"

"Joey DeMaio's Loincloth"

"Rob Halford's Codpiece"

"James Hetfield's Mustache"


i like these
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Kathaarian
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I did like Aleksie's list. If we keep suggesting a million things this will never end.
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Metalhead_Bastard
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K's right, although at the 2500th point I think whatever Aleksie had should be replaced by necrobastard.
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Rhys
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Kathaarian wrote:
I did like Aleksie's list. If we keep suggesting a million things this will never end.


Second. The poll is very clear which one wins and no one else seems to care cause there have been no votes for a while, so is number two in?
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Goat
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following the reaper wrote:
Mike @ MetalReviews wrote:
following the reaper wrote:
yeah, can you tell us what the team has come up with?


Here's what Aleksie came up with:



"Grim-inverted-necro-kvlt-iivil-noob"

"Unholy sodomizer"

"Michael Bolton jr."

"Frostbitten Sadogoat"

"High Priest of Elitism"

"Blazin Cod Nugget"

"Comicbook Guy"

"Joey DeMaio's Loincloth"

"Rob Halford's Codpiece"

"James Hetfield's Mustache"


i like these


Rob Halford's codpiece should be above Hetfield's 'tache, but otherwise, not bad. I think Goatpenis should be in there somewhere, though.

Edit: And horsecock.
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Ness
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I think Comicbook Guy should be at the top.
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Rhys
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Number two has won already....

Lets make some huge polls and the most popular ones are in. Are we using song titles or just anything?

This is gonna go on forever.........
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Ness
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I say we go with Aleksie's, but get rid of James Hetfield's Mustache. And new posters should be "Lars."
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Goat
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metalNESS wrote:
I say we go with Aleksie's, but get rid of James Hetfield's Mustache. And new posters should be "Lars."


Lars' Groupies, more like.
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Rhys
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Zad wrote:
metalNESS wrote:
I say we go with Aleksie's, but get rid of James Hetfield's Mustache. And new posters should be "Lars."


Lars' Groupies, more like.


No! Dani Filth's groupies!

Or they could be Sharon Osbournes secret lovers!


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Goat
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following the reaper wrote:
Zad wrote:
metalNESS wrote:
I say we go with Aleksie's, but get rid of James Hetfield's Mustache. And new posters should be "Lars."


Lars' Groupies, more like.


No! Dani Filth's groupies!


Why the fuck are Metallica in it at all? Or CoF?? Just let the newbies be shitmongers or something...
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