Why Does Evanescence Suck?

Ness · **Posted:** Sat Jan 21, 2006 9:37 am

HumanTorch wrote:

metalNESS wrote:

Eyesore wrote:

emperorblackdoom wrote:

Eyesore and his opinions on black metal add about as much to the discourse as whenever I talk about Opeth. We should just give it a rest, but it is so hard sometimes!

My opinions on black metal? I don't give any opinions on black metal! I said three words, "black," "metal" and "sucks." Quite an opinion. More importantly, though, that is a joke, that's the only thing I've ever said about black metal on this board because I know very little about the genre. If it's a band I know, I will comment, otherwise I don't.

Keep in mind, Eyesore is joking 90% of the time.

Yes, but you are joking at least 60% of the time, so does that mean Eyesore is only joking 54% of the time?

I confused.

Anonymous · **Posted:** Sat Jan 21, 2006 9:39 am

metalNESS wrote:

HumanTorch wrote:

metalNESS wrote:

Eyesore wrote:

emperorblackdoom wrote:

Eyesore and his opinions on black metal add about as much to the discourse as whenever I talk about Opeth. We should just give it a rest, but it is so hard sometimes!

My opinions on black metal? I don't give any opinions on black metal! I said three words, "black," "metal" and "sucks." Quite an opinion. More importantly, though, that is a joke, that's the only thing I've ever said about black metal on this board because I know very little about the genre. If it's a band I know, I will comment, otherwise I don't.

Keep in mind, Eyesore is joking 90% of the time.

Yes, but you are joking at least 60% of the time, so does that mean Eyesore is only joking 54% of the time?

I confused.

Poor attempt at humor. It's late. Sorry.

Eyesore · **Posted:** Sat Jan 21, 2006 10:24 am

HumanTorch wrote:

metalNESS wrote:

HumanTorch wrote:

metalNESS wrote:

Eyesore wrote:

emperorblackdoom wrote:

Eyesore and his opinions on black metal add about as much to the discourse as whenever I talk about Opeth. We should just give it a rest, but it is so hard sometimes!

My opinions on black metal? I don't give any opinions on black metal! I said three words, "black," "metal" and "sucks." Quite an opinion. More importantly, though, that is a joke, that's the only thing I've ever said about black metal on this board because I know very little about the genre. If it's a band I know, I will comment, otherwise I don't.

Keep in mind, Eyesore is joking 90% of the time.

Yes, but you are joking at least 60% of the time, so does that mean Eyesore is only joking 54% of the time?

I confused.

Poor attempt at humor. It's late. Sorry.

Yeah...I don't get it either. Haha (I'm laughing at you, not the bad joke).

North From Here · **Posted:** Sat Jan 21, 2006 8:41 pm

You know eyesore, you are kind of a prick.

Misha · **Posted:** Sat Jan 21, 2006 9:02 pm

Eyesore wrote:

HumanTorch wrote:

metalNESS wrote:

HumanTorch wrote:

metalNESS wrote:

Eyesore wrote:

emperorblackdoom wrote:

Eyesore and his opinions on black metal add about as much to the discourse as whenever I talk about Opeth. We should just give it a rest, but it is so hard sometimes!

My opinions on black metal? I don't give any opinions on black metal! I said three words, "black," "metal" and "sucks." Quite an opinion. More importantly, though, that is a joke, that's the only thing I've ever said about black metal on this board because I know very little about the genre. If it's a band I know, I will comment, otherwise I don't.

Keep in mind, Eyesore is joking 90% of the time.

Yes, but you are joking at least 60% of the time, so does that mean Eyesore is only joking 54% of the time?

I confused.

Poor attempt at humor. It's late. Sorry.

Yeah...I don't get it either. Haha (I'm laughing at you, not the bad joke).

Haaha, I laughed out loud over that one

It was a good joke!! You have to do some maths to get it though! :lol:

Eyesore · **Posted:** Sat Jan 21, 2006 10:11 pm

emperorblackdoom wrote:

You know eyesore, you are kind of a prick.

Actually, I'm not. Saying shit like you just did is being a prick.

Ness · **Posted:** Sat Jan 21, 2006 10:12 pm

Eyesore wrote:

emperorblackdoom wrote:

You know eyesore, you are kind of a prick.

Actually, I'm not. Saying shit like you just did is being a prick.

And if you take Eyesore's insults to heart, you are a cry baby poopy pants.

MetalStorm · **Posted:** Sun Jan 22, 2006 12:24 am

And a doody head

MetalStorm · **Posted:** Sun Jan 22, 2006 12:24 am

emperorblackdoom wrote:

You know eyesore, you are kind of a prick.

And if you want to know what a prick looks like look in the mirror!!!!

lizardtail · **Posted:** Sun Jan 22, 2006 12:35 am

:?

This thread sucks. Not even an argument anymore, just base contradiction. Can we make it about doom metal? I like doom metal!

np: some doom metal

this is doomy and metally. A+++

Eyesore · **Posted:** Sun Jan 22, 2006 5:09 am

metalNESS wrote:

Eyesore wrote:

emperorblackdoom wrote:

You know eyesore, you are kind of a prick.

Actually, I'm not. Saying shit like you just did is being a prick.

And if you take Eyesore's insults to heart, you are a cry baby poopy pants.

I was even being sarcastic to him. I think he's with the Sensitivity Police.

Eyesore · **Posted:** Sun Jan 22, 2006 5:10 am

lizardtail wrote:

:?

This thread sucks. Not even an argument anymore, just base contradiction. Can we make it about doom metal? I like doom metal!

np: some doom metal

this is doomy and metally. A+++

SOLITUDE AETURNUS KICKS ASS! DIGGIT!

belethor · **Joined:** Fri Jan 20, 2006 4:41 am **Posts:** 90

Eyesore wrote:

emperorblackdoom wrote:

Eyesore and his opinions on black metal add about as much to the discourse as whenever I talk about Opeth. We should just give it a rest, but it is so hard sometimes!

My opinions on black metal? I don't give any opinions on black metal! I said three words, "black," "metal" and "sucks." Quite an opinion. More importantly, though, that is a joke, that's the only thing I've ever said about black metal on this board because I know very little about the genre. If it's a band I know, I will comment, otherwise I don't.

If you know very little about a subject, why comment, even facetiously?
That being said, wiggers suck.

Eyesore · **Posted:** Sun Jan 22, 2006 5:36 pm

belethor wrote:

Eyesore wrote:

emperorblackdoom wrote:

Eyesore and his opinions on black metal add about as much to the discourse as whenever I talk about Opeth. We should just give it a rest, but it is so hard sometimes!

My opinions on black metal? I don't give any opinions on black metal! I said three words, "black," "metal" and "sucks." Quite an opinion. More importantly, though, that is a joke, that's the only thing I've ever said about black metal on this board because I know very little about the genre. If it's a band I know, I will comment, otherwise I don't.

If you know very little about a subject, why comment, even facetiously?
That being said, wiggers suck.

Because that's what I do, I joke around. May I suggest new people to the forum get to know other posters first before making judgement. I didn't come on the board in April and start cussing people out.

Dead Machine · **Joined:** Sun Sep 19, 2004 6:24 pm **Posts:** 2527

Eyesore wrote:

Because that's what I do, I joke around. May I suggest new people to the forum get to know other posters first before making judgement. I didn't come on the board in April and start cussing people out.

But the joke of you disliking black metal isn't even in the realm of jokedom because it isn't at all funny and has no basis for humor.

Okay, you don't like black metal, we get it. It's not funny.

Metalhead_Bastard · **Posted:** Sun Jan 22, 2006 5:49 pm

Dead Machine wrote:

Eyesore wrote:

Because that's what I do, I joke around. May I suggest new people to the forum get to know other posters first before making judgement. I didn't come on the board in April and start cussing people out.

But the joke of you disliking black metal isn't even in the realm of jokedom because it isn't at all funny and has no basis for humor.

Okay, you don't like black metal, we get it. It's not funny.

The realm of jokedom, in the same post as black metal...Wierd, I thought you might have been talking about Vlad Tepes there for a second.

belethor · **Joined:** Fri Jan 20, 2006 4:41 am **Posts:** 90

Eyesore wrote:

belethor wrote:

Eyesore wrote:

emperorblackdoom wrote:

Eyesore and his opinions on black metal add about as much to the discourse as whenever I talk about Opeth. We should just give it a rest, but it is so hard sometimes!

My opinions on black metal? I don't give any opinions on black metal! I said three words, "black," "metal" and "sucks." Quite an opinion. More importantly, though, that is a joke, that's the only thing I've ever said about black metal on this board because I know very little about the genre. If it's a band I know, I will comment, otherwise I don't.

If you know very little about a subject, why comment, even facetiously?
That being said, wiggers suck.

Because that's what I do, I joke around. May I suggest new people to the forum get to know other posters first before making judgement. I didn't come on the board in April and start cussing people out.

Who came on the board in April and started cussing people out? and what does that have to do with anything?
Inserting a disclaimer before talking shit doesn't really cut it, sorry... often times "it's just a joke" is a thinly-veiled excuse to espouse your true feelings, without the .annoying resulting backlash.
You don't like a certain genre, fine... next topic.

Eyesore · **Posted:** Sun Jan 22, 2006 6:44 pm

Dead Machine wrote:

Eyesore wrote:

Because that's what I do, I joke around. May I suggest new people to the forum get to know other posters first before making judgement. I didn't come on the board in April and start cussing people out.

But the joke of you disliking black metal isn't even in the realm of jokedom because it isn't at all funny and has no basis for humor.

Okay, you don't like black metal, we get it. It's not funny.

Joking around and being sarcastic is not the same as being a comedian. Plus, I've said it like 4 times in like 9 months. Hardly a reason for me to even be justifying it against claims that I'm some sort of asshole.

Eyesore · **Posted:** Sun Jan 22, 2006 6:47 pm

belethor wrote:

Eyesore wrote:

belethor wrote:

Eyesore wrote:

emperorblackdoom wrote:

Eyesore and his opinions on black metal add about as much to the discourse as whenever I talk about Opeth. We should just give it a rest, but it is so hard sometimes!

My opinions on black metal? I don't give any opinions on black metal! I said three words, "black," "metal" and "sucks." Quite an opinion. More importantly, though, that is a joke, that's the only thing I've ever said about black metal on this board because I know very little about the genre. If it's a band I know, I will comment, otherwise I don't.

If you know very little about a subject, why comment, even facetiously?
That being said, wiggers suck.

Because that's what I do, I joke around. May I suggest new people to the forum get to know other posters first before making judgement. I didn't come on the board in April and start cussing people out.

Who came on the board in April and started cussing people out? and what does that have to do with anything?
Inserting a disclaimer before talking shit doesn't really cut it, sorry... often times "it's just a joke" is a thinly-veiled excuse to espouse your true feelings, without the .annoying resulting backlash.
You don't like a certain genre, fine... next topic.

I was talking about the fact that in the past couple of days I've been having to defend myself against claims that I'm a "prick" and whatnot to seemingly new members of the board. I shouldn't have to do that. I didn't make such quick judgements against others when I joined in April.

I actually think black metal sucks, but I've heard very little of it so I make no judgement on the genre as a whole, thus a short quip here and there is simply a joke and no reason—like I just said—for me to have to defend my comments.

Dead Machine · **Joined:** Sun Sep 19, 2004 6:24 pm **Posts:** 2527

Eyesore wrote:

Joking around and being sarcastic is not the same as being a comedian. Plus, I've said it like 4 times in like 9 months. Hardly a reason for me to even be justifying it against claims that I'm some sort of asshole.

I'm not saying you're an asshole; I'm saying that sometimes you don't know when to quit.

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