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Goat
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not if Jesus was near water and could escape running on water... Jesus was the very first superhero, Rasputin was just a sick stinky freak... :twisted:


Jesus had to run on it. You try and drown Rasputin. Go ahead, try. You can't.

And I thought you liked sick stinky freaks, being one yourself?


:lol:

but Jesus still pwns Rasputin :P


Jesus died quicker than Rasputin. Rasputin > Jesus.
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Stefan
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Zad wrote:
T.I.E. wrote:
Zad wrote:
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not if Jesus was near water and could escape running on water... Jesus was the very first superhero, Rasputin was just a sick stinky freak... :twisted:


Jesus had to run on it. You try and drown Rasputin. Go ahead, try. You can't.

And I thought you liked sick stinky freaks, being one yourself?


:lol:

but Jesus still pwns Rasputin :P



Jesus died quicker than Rasputin. Rasputin > Jesus.



yeah, sure, but Jesus came back from the dead and is expected anytime now... :wink:

Jesus > Rasputin
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Goat
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yeah, sure, but Jesus came back from the dead and is expected anytime now... :wink:

Jesus > Rasputin


But www.jesusneverexisted.com

And Rasputin did.....
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Zad wrote:
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yeah, sure, but Jesus came back from the dead and is expected anytime now... :wink:

Jesus > Rasputin


But www.jesusneverexisted.com

And Rasputin did.....


anyway, Elvis pwns both of them... :P
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open question:

What happens when you take a female fronted goth band and massage away all the romantic, macabre atmosphere with overly polished production?

a) you get redundant, stale pop
b) i'm an idiot

this is a quickfire round d00ds so get your fingers on those buzzers


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anyway, Elvis pwns both of them... :P


Huh?! Elvis overdosed on pills, Elvis was a pussy! Even Jesus getting welded to a cross beats that!
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lizardtail wrote:
open question:

What happens when you take a female fronted goth band and massage away all the romantic, macabre atmosphere with overly polished production?

a) you get redundant, stale pop
b) i'm an idiot

this is a quickfire round d00ds so get your fingers on those buzzers


Stay on topic! Jesus or Rasputin?
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Zad wrote:
lizardtail wrote:
open question:

What happens when you take a female fronted goth band and massage away all the romantic, macabre atmosphere with overly polished production?

a) you get redundant, stale pop
b) i'm an idiot

this is a quickfire round d00ds so get your fingers on those buzzers


Stay on topic! Jesus or Rasputin?


Stalin :P
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Stalin :P


Stalin suxx cox.
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Ken doesn't think he's a metalhead, I think that's where the problem lies... and then, what's wrong with elitism if it's really true ? the problem is a lot of metalheads do enjoy some mainstream music but they're ashamed of it... the reason is beyond me...

I consider myself to be a metalhead, definitely, but not JUST a metalhead. I'm like the Metalhead 5000. I'm a metalhead, but so much more. I'm a swiss army knife, you're all forks. :roll:
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I used to care about whether metalheads listened to mainstream stuff, but then I realized it's just a better policy to ignore it. I'd worry about the sanity of people that listened to nothing but black metal all the time.
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Eyesore
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Black metal sucks.
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Eyesore wrote:
Black metal sucks.


:x :x
:x :x
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Black metal sucks.


:x :x
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So do little yellow chinese people!
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Eyesore wrote:
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Black metal sucks.


:x :x
:x :x

So do little yellow chinese people!


you should hear what the little chinese girl on the left has to say about rap metal. hahahaha, oh man. she is so right.

hahahaha.
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emperorblackdoom wrote:
I used to care about whether metalheads listened to mainstream stuff, but then I realized it's just a better policy to ignore it. I'd worry about the sanity of people that listened to nothing but black metal all the time.
That's what I do, and what level their brain works on so that they call tell the difference between a good black metal song and a bad one.
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Eyesore and his opinions on black metal add about as much to the discourse as whenever I talk about Opeth. We should just give it a rest, but it is so hard sometimes!
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Eyesore and his opinions on black metal add about as much to the discourse as whenever I talk about Opeth. We should just give it a rest, but it is so hard sometimes!

My opinions on black metal? I don't give any opinions on black metal! I said three words, "black," "metal" and "sucks." Quite an opinion. More importantly, though, that is a joke, that's the only thing I've ever said about black metal on this board because I know very little about the genre. If it's a band I know, I will comment, otherwise I don't.
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Eyesore wrote:
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Eyesore and his opinions on black metal add about as much to the discourse as whenever I talk about Opeth. We should just give it a rest, but it is so hard sometimes!

My opinions on black metal? I don't give any opinions on black metal! I said three words, "black," "metal" and "sucks." Quite an opinion. More importantly, though, that is a joke, that's the only thing I've ever said about black metal on this board because I know very little about the genre. If it's a band I know, I will comment, otherwise I don't.


Keep in mind, Eyesore is joking 90% of the time.
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metalNESS wrote:
Eyesore wrote:
emperorblackdoom wrote:
Eyesore and his opinions on black metal add about as much to the discourse as whenever I talk about Opeth. We should just give it a rest, but it is so hard sometimes!

My opinions on black metal? I don't give any opinions on black metal! I said three words, "black," "metal" and "sucks." Quite an opinion. More importantly, though, that is a joke, that's the only thing I've ever said about black metal on this board because I know very little about the genre. If it's a band I know, I will comment, otherwise I don't.


Keep in mind, Eyesore is joking 90% of the time.


Yes, but you are joking at least 60% of the time, so does that mean Eyesore is only joking 54% of the time?
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