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Author:	The Evil American [ Mon Jan 03, 2005 9:13 pm ]
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I did not know exactly where to post this, but I wanted to let you all know about an album you might have missed. This happens to be one of the greatest albums I have ever heard. That's right, I am talking about Crotchduster's "Big Fat Box of Shit" album. "Big Fat Box of Shit" is an epic tale of dumptrucks, anal sex, and, of course, mammal sauce. Our tale follows the life of Bill Williams, who uses his P.H.D. in dumptruck mechanics to build a dumptruck with the capability to travel to a new dimension called Williamsburgland. Once he is in Williamsburgland, our protagonist begins to sell a homemade concoction called Mammal Sauce to the citizens of Williamsburgland. All that we know of this sauce is that it is derived from goat's teeth and it drives the women of Williamsburgland crazy, while making them very aroused in the process. You simply must catch a ride on this dumptruck my metal brothers. Crotchduster weaves seamlessly through a plethora of different musical styles in every song, with flawless musicianship. From death metal to grindcore to hip-hop to pop, Crotchduster's music will wrestle your girlfriend to the ground and penetrate her anally without sufficient lubrication. If you don't like Crotchduster you either have no sense of humor or you are a girl. Check it out today (A review would be nice as well!). Read a review here: http://www.metalreview.com/viewreview.aspx?ID=1212 Check out MP3's of the tracks "Mammal Sauce" and "Let Me into Starfish Land" at: http://www.willowtip.com/ This has been a message from... The Voice of Evil

Author:	Anonymous [ Mon Jan 03, 2005 9:37 pm ]
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I've heard some songs from this album before. They're damn funny. I'll say that atleast.

Author:	Anonymous [ Tue Jan 04, 2005 2:08 pm ]
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I truly LOVE that album, utter weirdness, haha!

Author:	Carnifex Umbris [ Mon Sep 19, 2005 3:41 am ]
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Sorry to drag up such an old topic, but I just got this album and had to comment. One of the funniest and most well-done albums I've ever heard. I wouldn't have said you could blend hip-hop and death metal, but apparently you can, and make it hilarious.

Author:	Holy_Terror [ Mon Sep 19, 2005 8:22 pm ]
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Yeah its good. They're such pricks....damned good musicians as well.

Author:	Dead Machine [ Tue Sep 20, 2005 2:09 am ]
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If it wasn't for Anal Cunt, they'd be the funniest metal band ever.

Author:	Dago [ Tue Sep 20, 2005 12:09 pm ]
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Yeah but compared to Anal Cunt their music actually has a structure and a meaning.

Author:	OurFinestCoward [ Tue Sep 20, 2005 8:28 pm ]
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Genghis Tron is better at doing the random retardation shit. Though they aren't comedic. One of their songs off the debut EP is like elevator music meets grindcore.

Author:	Elnimio [ Tue Sep 20, 2005 8:47 pm ]
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Hilarious band.

Author:	Dead Machine [ Tue Sep 20, 2005 9:02 pm ]
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Dago wrote: Yeah but compared to Anal Cunt their music actually has a structure and a meaning. So? Anal Cunt is still funnier. This is a fact.

Author:	Radical Cut [ Tue Sep 20, 2005 9:23 pm ]
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These guys never did anything for me. Better comedy exists elsewhere, as does better music, so I never end up listening to many musical comedians, metal or not.

Author:	rio [ Mon Sep 26, 2005 3:25 pm ]
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No indeed... one of my biggest turn offs is people who find Weird AL funny.

Author:	Goat [ Mon Sep 26, 2005 3:27 pm ]
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rio wrote: No indeed... one of my biggest turn offs is people who find Weird AL funny. Ditto Robin Williams. Ditto Larry the Bastard Cable Unfunny Guy. Ditto countless others.

Author:	Carnifex Umbris [ Mon Sep 26, 2005 3:42 pm ]
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zadsterboombox wrote: rio wrote: No indeed... one of my biggest turn offs is people who find Weird AL funny. Ditto Larry the Bastard Cable Unfunny Guy. Isn't he the one responsible for that "git 'er done"....thing?

Author:	Goat [ Mon Sep 26, 2005 3:44 pm ]
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Carnifex Umbris wrote: zadsterboombox wrote: rio wrote: No indeed... one of my biggest turn offs is people who find Weird AL funny. Ditto Larry the Bastard Cable Unfunny Guy. Isn't he the one responsible for that "git 'er done"....thing? Yes. Only time I've ever seen him is some net clip, and he was annoying then. Bill Hicks is turning in his grave.

Author:	Carnifex Umbris [ Mon Sep 26, 2005 3:46 pm ]
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zadsterboombox wrote: Carnifex Umbris wrote: zadsterboombox wrote: rio wrote: No indeed... one of my biggest turn offs is people who find Weird AL funny. Ditto Larry the Bastard Cable Unfunny Guy. Isn't he the one responsible for that "git 'er done"....thing? Yes. Only time I've ever seen him is some net clip, and he was annoying then. Bill Hicks is turning in his grave. Surely there exists some international law he's violating with that.

Author:	Goat [ Mon Sep 26, 2005 3:47 pm ]
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Carnifex Umbris wrote: Surely there exists some international law he's violating with that. If only we could wage a war of terror on Unfunny Comedians...

Author:	Dead Machine [ Mon Sep 26, 2005 9:34 pm ]
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OurFinestCoward wrote: Genghis Tron is better at doing the random retardation shit. Though they aren't comedic. One of their songs off the debut EP is like elevator music meets grindcore. How the hell did I overlook this post? I have to hear this band, got any links or anything?

Author:	Goat [ Tue Sep 27, 2005 3:32 pm ]
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Whilst reading Terrorizer in WHS (yes, I'm a cheap bastard), I noticed that the album got 0 out of 10.

Author:	rio [ Tue Sep 27, 2005 7:12 pm ]
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Oh yeah it did! haha. Thank god terrorizer is just as icily humourless about music as some of us are. 8)

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