Metal Reviews

If that was in America, I reckon Blasphemer would have been sued. Why couldn't he cut off his own head and stop the production of lousy overrated music?

Don't go to a Turkish bath if you can't stand the heat. Everybody knows that Mayhem throws animal parts and blood to the crowd, you gotta watch out for it. It's her own stupidity. And they were sued for it if I remember right.

That quote of yours is worded in a very shitty way. It makes it appear as if Blasphemer was in the process of decapitating the beast, and the head suddenly popped off and struck a guy in the face.

I've only seen Mayhem once, a month or two ago, and there was no bullshit (or bullhead in this case ) whatsoever involved. They gave a mature, professional performance with a minimum of shitty post-DMDS songs in their setlist.

A fractured skull?! Dude, if you're in a crowd and a sheep's head comes flying towards you, not much you can do to avoid it.

Mayhem doing something dumb. What a surprise. :roll:

Fractured skull? Who arrre theese peeeple? Fuck them! Fuck them I say!

Yeah... I don't think it was a sheep but a pig.

Ho much were they sued? You're right about she being stupid. But then again, the lads should have known better, a sheeps' head is deffinitely heavy. It was bound to hurt someone.

Lol, I think I'm gonna pass out. The pic looks gay.

Fuck Mayhem.

Maniac sounds pretty homoerotic these days too.

Actually, Dillinger Escape Plan's singer almost killed/hostpitalized 3 people when his microphone came off of its chord (he was spinning it around in circles) and it hit one guy in the head and then bounced into the other two and they didn't get sued.

Luckily Attila is back, and Maniacs out, right?

Correct. Thank god someone finally mentioned that.

Sueing is gay, stupid American thing to make rediculous amounts of money because they're too lazy to work for it. And Mayhem is gay too.

America bashing, how wonderfully original. :roll:

Though I do agree that people sue for some inane shit just because they're lazy, I doubt that the US is the only place where that happens.

Christ, here we're inundated with stupid adverts, "Did you hurt yourself falling over your own two feet? You may be liable to compensation...!" Drives me mad.

My favorite of all time is the burglar who sued a homeowner after he fell through their skylight whilst trying to break-in and landed on a knife. Or how about porkers suing McDonald's for making them fat?

Idiots. God, I hate fat people. There's only one fat guy I've ever been friends with, and his weight was due to some intestinal disorder. They're ignorant, selfish, smelly flabs of flesh that should be cut up and used for fuel. I hate them on sight, and every one I've ever given the benefit of the doubt has proved me correct.

Call me a fascist, but I hate them.