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Author:  Radagast [ Sat Jun 03, 2006 12:58 pm ]
Post subject:  Fuck you, Slayer

And fuck your shitty tour.

The line-up for the European version of the Unholy Alliance Tour goes:

Slayer
In Flames
Lamb of God
Bodom
Thine Eyes Bleed

Now, thats three bands I'd like to see, despite all of them either having gone to shit or being on their way there. BUT, it transpires In Flames are playing because Mastodon aren't doing the European dates. FUCK! Still, In Flames must do a few good songs live, right? Well I won't find out, because on the UK leg of the tour, they are being replaced by Scottish metalcore cumbuckets Mendeed. FUCK! Being from the UK sucks balls.

Author:  Metalhead_Bastard [ Sat Jun 03, 2006 1:06 pm ]
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Slayer-AAAAAHHHH YEEAAAAAHHH!!!!
Lamb of God-AAAAHHHH PAAAAIIIIN, BUUUT GOOOODDD PAAAAIIIIN
Bodom-IIIITTT'''SSSS OOOOOOKKKK
In Flames-Hmmm...

That looks quite good IMO.

Author:  Azrael [ Sat Jun 03, 2006 1:17 pm ]
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my friend says they're still booking in europe, there's a chance they'll come here!

IF THEY DON'T, THEN FUCK THEM. WE LOVE METAL HERE, YET BANDS CONSISTENTLY IGNORE PORTUGAL!!

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THEM?!

bands play like 5 shows in fucking spain, and NOT ONE in Portugal. and if they do they go to Oporto which is like two-two and a half hours from Lisbon. and they'll probably do it on the night before some exam.

/rant

Author:  Rhys [ Sat Jun 03, 2006 1:41 pm ]
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*pats on back*

It'll be ok, dude, the pain will go away one day :wink:

Author:  Kathaarian [ Sat Jun 03, 2006 1:44 pm ]
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Slayer and In Flames came to Turkey last year, I didn't bother going. I might regret it later though.

Author:  Dago [ Sat Jun 03, 2006 2:53 pm ]
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It's not a bad line up.
A bad line up was when slayer came to play in italy, with Slipknot and Hatebreed.

Author:  Arthur [ Sat Jun 03, 2006 9:03 pm ]
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Quote:
Being from the UK sucks balls.


To quote Ewan Macgregor from Trainspotting, "Being Scottish is shite! We're the lowest of the low!"

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They were supposed to stop by Denver a week from now but evidently Tom Ariya is having throat surgery??! Anyone hear about that? So now they are pushing the date back a month so that might have something to do with the fucked up tour dates in Europe?

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A bad line up was when slayer came to play in italy, with Slipknot and Hatebreed.


HAHA, yes that would suck.

Author:  noodles [ Sat Jun 03, 2006 9:05 pm ]
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lol, Thine Eyes Bleed is the best band on that tour.

Author:  Arthur [ Sat Jun 03, 2006 9:19 pm ]
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I've heard Thine Eyes Bleed was supposed to be pretty rad but I haven't checked em out yet......

*searches myspace.com*

Author:  Anonymous [ Sat Jun 03, 2006 9:31 pm ]
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noodles wrote:
lol, Thine Eyes Bleed is the best band on that tour.


you are so gay.

Author:  Arthur [ Sat Jun 03, 2006 9:50 pm ]
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Ya hear that Noodles? You like men! Ouch!

Author:  noodles [ Sun Jun 04, 2006 12:30 am ]
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Husker wrote:
noodles wrote:
lol, Thine Eyes Bleed is the best band on that tour.


you are so gay.
a cunning insult worthy of a 6th grader who became a slayer fan because his dad listens to them.

Author:  Arthur [ Sun Jun 04, 2006 6:25 am ]
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Quote:
a cunning insult worthy of a 6th grader who became a slayer fan because his dad listens to them.


HEY be nice to the kid with down syndrome. Poor little guy can't help himself. By the way, I've always wondered what the name Husker is supposed to mean. Is it like say, a corn husker?

Author:  Azrael [ Sun Jun 04, 2006 8:46 am ]
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actuallyi think it is - the american football team "the ________ corn huskers".

so what?

Author:  Arthur [ Sun Jun 04, 2006 10:30 am ]
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That would be Nebraska's college team. Seems like an odd thing to name yourself after, but if he is from Nebraska that would explain everything. MetalNESS knows what I'm talking about.

Author:  Goat [ Sun Jun 04, 2006 5:16 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Fuck you, Slayer

Radagast wrote:
And fuck your shitty tour.

The line-up for the European version of the Unholy Alliance Tour goes:

Slayer
In Flames
Lamb of God
Bodom
Thine Eyes Bleed

Now, thats three bands I'd like to see, despite all of them either having gone to shit or being on their way there. BUT, it transpires In Flames are playing because Mastodon aren't doing the European dates. FUCK! Still, In Flames must do a few good songs live, right? Well I won't find out, because on the UK leg of the tour, they are being replaced by Scottish metalcore cumbuckets Mendeed. FUCK! Being from the UK sucks balls.


No Mastodon AND no In Flames?! :(

Author:  Adam [ Mon Jun 05, 2006 2:17 am ]
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Arthur wrote:
I've heard Thine Eyes Bleed was supposed to be pretty rad but I haven't checked em out yet......

*searches myspace.com*


Thine Eyes Bleed are pretty shitty. The only reason they're on that tour is because Tom Araya's little brother is in the band.

Author:  Anonymous [ Mon Jun 05, 2006 2:37 am ]
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noodles wrote:
Husker wrote:
noodles wrote:
lol, Thine Eyes Bleed is the best band on that tour.


you are so gay.
a cunning insult worthy of a 6th grader who became a slayer fan because his dad listens to them.


Wow, you're a bigger fag than I thought.

Author:  Colonel Kurtz [ Mon Jun 05, 2006 6:49 am ]
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Husker wrote:
noodles wrote:
Husker wrote:
noodles wrote:
lol, Thine Eyes Bleed is the best band on that tour.


you are so gay.
a cunning insult worthy of a 6th grader who became a slayer fan because his dad listens to them.


Wow, you're a bigger fag than I thought.


I continue to be amazed by your idiocy and immaturity.

Author:  Metalhead_Bastard [ Mon Jun 05, 2006 8:57 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Fuck you, Slayer

Zad wrote:
Radagast wrote:
And fuck your shitty tour.

The line-up for the European version of the Unholy Alliance Tour goes:

Slayer
In Flames
Lamb of God
Bodom
Thine Eyes Bleed

Now, thats three bands I'd like to see, despite all of them either having gone to shit or being on their way there. BUT, it transpires In Flames are playing because Mastodon aren't doing the European dates. FUCK! Still, In Flames must do a few good songs live, right? Well I won't find out, because on the UK leg of the tour, they are being replaced by Scottish metalcore cumbuckets Mendeed. FUCK! Being from the UK sucks balls.


No Mastodon AND no In Flames?! :(


Well the English get In Flames.

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