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Author:  mikki [ Mon Apr 10, 2006 9:21 pm ]
Post subject:  "BOY BANDS"
Have you ever thought abaout it? Most metal bands are so similar to "boy bands" , they even are just that without the: "" !!!!
They usually are boys - young men. And usually just boys, no girls! Not rarelly are their lyrics cheesier than those of backstreet boys' !!! Dragons, vikings, wizards, demons, etc. Not to mention POWER METAL with their over the top singing! And so on and so on...
Author:  Radagast [ Mon Apr 10, 2006 9:32 pm ]
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Good point I'd never thought of it that way. I can finally listen to my Take That albums with a clear conscience. :roll:
Author:  Kathaarian [ Mon Apr 10, 2006 9:39 pm ]
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Well fuck me sideways!
Author:  mikki [ Mon Apr 10, 2006 9:39 pm ]
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Yeah, i guess you can look at it the other way around...boy bands are just like metal bands!!!

VIVA N' SYNC!!!!
Author:  Eternal Idol [ Mon Apr 10, 2006 10:14 pm ]
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I'm not touching this with a 10-foot pole.
Author:  Eyesore [ Mon Apr 10, 2006 10:20 pm ]
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Worst! Thread! EVER!
Author:  KinderGentlerGenocide [ Mon Apr 10, 2006 10:33 pm ]
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Eternal Idol wrote:
I'm not touching this with a 10-foot pole.


Me neither, I've opted to bat it with my erect penis instead.














What?
Author:  lizardtail [ Mon Apr 10, 2006 10:41 pm ]
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metal bands are like boy bands + talent - looks:

Image

a muy bien example of this phenomenon.
Author:  Radagast [ Mon Apr 10, 2006 10:50 pm ]
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lizardtail wrote:
metal bands are like boy bands + talent - looks:

Image

a muy bien example of this phenomenon.

Love the filename. :lol:
Author:  Caligula_K [ Mon Apr 10, 2006 11:02 pm ]
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lizardtail wrote:
metal bands are like boy bands + talent - looks:

Image

a muy bien example of this phenomenon.


I'd do the guy on the right.
Author:  Anonymous [ Mon Apr 10, 2006 11:05 pm ]
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Shut up, Mikki. Shut up.
Author:  EpicMetalFan30 [ Tue Apr 11, 2006 12:08 am ]
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I dont agree. Most of these power metal bands age members are in their 30s or late 20s at earliest . I can hardly see the comparisons??
Author:  heavenly Damnation [ Tue Apr 11, 2006 12:14 am ]
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boy bands aren't really bands, they're more like a cappella groups.
Author:  Holy_Terror [ Tue Apr 11, 2006 12:43 am ]
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Edguy is a boy band.
Author:  Mindtraveller [ Tue Apr 11, 2006 2:18 am ]
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Even though I love this band, I have to agree with the thread starter on this one ...

Image
Author:  Arthur [ Tue Apr 11, 2006 3:35 am ]
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Who the fuck is THAT?
Author:  KinderGentlerGenocide [ Tue Apr 11, 2006 7:11 am ]
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Holy_Terror wrote:
Edguy is a boy band.


:D
Author:  The_Voice [ Tue Apr 11, 2006 8:16 am ]
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Holy_Terror wrote:
Edguy is a boy band.


Image
Author:  Radagast [ Tue Apr 11, 2006 9:17 am ]
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Holy_Terror wrote:
Edguy is a boy band.

Well it only took 11 replies. :roll: Yawn.
Author:  EisenFaust [ Tue Apr 11, 2006 10:00 am ]
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But unlike many mainstream boybands some metal boybands are like totally deep. This song for example recites a statement of universal truth, and continues to elaborate on the same indisputable truth in a strictly philosophical framework...

You don't see that in your average boy band do you? huh... huh...
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