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Anonymous
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Fuck trees and forests that is news of yesterday! I am talking about Wolves! Big wolves, dead wolves, layers of wolves, mazes of wolves, goatwolves, lesbian wolves..

http://wolfmangler.tamu.edu/en/disc.html
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Inverted wolves, elctromagnetic wolves, deaf wolves, wolves that play poker, alcoholic wolves!!!! Awesome!!!
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"The Horny-Goloch Is An Awesome Beast/Soople And Scaly/It Has Twa' Horns And A Hantle O' Feet/And A Forky Tailie"

+10 awesome points to the first person to change their screenname to "Horny-Goloch"!
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I can't tell if these guys are serious. I hope not.
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Anonymous
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Kathaarian wrote:
A bunch of idiots.


Come on, have a sense of humor!
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A bunch of idiots.


Come on, have a sense of humor!


No. I had it removed after a series of surgery.
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Kathaarian wrote:
HumanTorch wrote:
Kathaarian wrote:
A bunch of idiots.


Come on, have a sense of humor!


No. I had it removed after a series of surgery.


Whenever I have surgery I use the ejaculation of woves as an anaesthetic.
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My father was a wolf.
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rio
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Zad wrote:
My father was a wolf.


My father was in Wolfmangler. I don't think we can speak anymore.
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rio wrote:
Zad wrote:
My father was a wolf.


My father was in Wolfmangler. I don't think we can speak anymore.


My mother was a mermaid, if that makes things better?
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Zad wrote:
rio wrote:
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My father was a wolf.


My father was in Wolfmangler. I don't think we can speak anymore.


My mother was a mermaid, if that makes things better?


It sure does! :D
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cool.
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cool.


And here was me thinking all of your posts where intelligent, vital to the discussion and using proper grammar! :wink:
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rio wrote:
Zad wrote:
My father was a wolf.


My father was in Wolfmangler. I don't think we can speak anymore.




Fuck you both. I'm Turkish and our nation is a breed of wolves, there are stories that a wolf leads the way and takes us out of eastern asia and they fuck that animal, or it fucks them or both :D .


So if there's a wolf here it's me.
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Kathaarian wrote:
rio wrote:
Zad wrote:
My father was a wolf.


My father was in Wolfmangler. I don't think we can speak anymore.




Fuck you both. I'm Turkish and our nation is a breed of wolves, there are stories that a wolf leads the way and takes us out of eastern asia and they fuck that animal, or it fucks them or both :D .


So if there's a wolf here it's me.


:shock:
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My father was a wolf.



AND A KINSMAN OF THE SLAIN!

SWORN-TO-RISE-A-GAIN!
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Kathaarian wrote:
rio wrote:
Zad wrote:
My father was a wolf.


My father was in Wolfmangler. I don't think we can speak anymore.




Fuck you both. I'm Turkish and our nation is a breed of wolves, there are stories that a wolf leads the way and takes us out of eastern asia and they fuck that animal, or it fucks them or both :D .


So if there's a wolf here it's me.



First wolves are stupid no you are claiming to be one? I'm confused!!!!! :?
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Kathaarian
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metalNESS wrote:
Kathaarian wrote:
rio wrote:
Zad wrote:
My father was a wolf.


My father was in Wolfmangler. I don't think we can speak anymore.




Fuck you both. I'm Turkish and our nation is a breed of wolves, there are stories that a wolf leads the way and takes us out of eastern asia and they fuck that animal, or it fucks them or both :D .


So if there's a wolf here it's me.



First wolves are stupid no you are claiming to be one? I'm confused!!!!! :?


So am I and I'm drunk so you don't have to take what I said seriously.
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