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Hopefully Devin can make GWAR good! GWAR have gotten by on their gimmick for too long! I'd say 75% of their music is complete shit. They have some great songs, but for the most part they suck.

Eyesore wrote:

Hopefully Devin can make GWAR good! GWAR have gotten by on their gimmick for too long! I'd say 75% of their music is complete shit. They have some great songs, but for the most part they suck.

I'd say that 75% of Devin's music is complete shit..

In fact, I'd say that 75% of music is complete shit..

IN FACT I'D SAY THAT 75% OF EVERYTHING IS COMPLETE SHIT! WHY DO I HAVE TO LIVE ON THIS STUPID PLANET?!?!?!?!111/1/1/1argh

ahem..

GWAR write good songs, play them well, and ADDITIONALLY put on a famous stage show.. they're not getting by on their gimmick alone, there's work behind the live act.

FACT I'D SAY THAT 75% OF EVERYTHING IS COMPLETE SHIT! WHY DO I HAVE TO LIVE ON THIS STUPID PLANET?!?!?!?!111/1/1/1argh

lizardtail wrote:

FACT I'D SAY THAT 75% OF EVERYTHING IS COMPLETE SHIT! WHY DO I HAVE TO LIVE ON THIS STUPID PLANET?!?!?!?!111/1/1/1argh

what an awfull thing to say :cry: you may consist of 75 % shit, but i don't - I'm a cybernetic organism. Living tissue over a metal endoskeleton, which means i consist of 90 % metal...

:wink:

i'm just kidding.. only 87 % metal - i had my brace removed several years ago

my, how insensitive of me, I meant 75% of everything was shit AND rust. :wink:

....I watched the Terminator not 10 minutes ago.

...my cat's breath smells like catfood.

lizardtail wrote:

my, how insensitive of me, I meant 75% of everything was shit AND rust. :wink:

:? :? :? what the fuck??!? :evil: Have you ever seen a rusty terminator? :evil: no, you haven't... terminators are always clinically clean, just like me... look below

see? have you ever seen a rusty terminator ? :evil: " yes, i have! you just showed one" - sry about the convincing pic... it's fake! i made it in Paint just to show you how stupid the idea of a rusty terminator is... " Wow! how did you make such convincing rust???" - it takes years of training my friend... years of training... and 4 man-hours, plus alot of extra research on how rust developes on terminators :?

btw, i'm not really a terminator :oops: i just made that story up to get some attention :cry: but i learned something today... just be yourself, and people are going to like you even more. Don't pretend to be someone you're not... :oops: unless ofcourse, your true self is very annoying... (just like me :roll: )

:wink:

lizardtail wrote:

Eyesore wrote:

Hopefully Devin can make GWAR good! GWAR have gotten by on their gimmick for too long! I'd say 75% of their music is complete shit. They have some great songs, but for the most part they suck.

I completely agree. If you don't see that GWAR works their cuddlefish off, you're a fool.

devin on the other hand i love everythign he has been a part of

unknownkadath666 wrote:

devin on the other hand i love everythign he has been a part of

Yeah to bad he just recently did something for the Osborne’s show. Supposedly he did like the final theme song or something. I can't remember were I read that.

Author:	Ness [ Sat Aug 20, 2005 3:27 pm ]
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“So the Sounds of The Underground tour was great fun and a heck of a way to spend the summer. Gene Hoglan (drums) filled in for Opeth on the SOTU tour while Jon from Devildriver filled in for Byron Stroud, who was out with Fear Factory...Polygamy! Good music, lots of friends and some great crowds. Also, during the SOTU, Gwar and I had a real meeting of the minds and decided to work together. I had a revelation while watching them and hopefully it's going to be the best record ever made, so watch out!” “We are looking to do a U.S. tour starting late October and then head to Europe with Meshuggah. Japan and Australia will follow shortly after, hopefully along with a new video for ‘Zen.’ I'm currently recording the new Devin Townsend Band record, which is great and soothing. Strapping thanks you for your patronage! Rock out with your cock out.” http://www.centurymedia.com/index2.htm

Author:	lizardtail [ Sat Aug 20, 2005 4:17 pm ]
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I hope Gwar are contributing lyrics and music, and Devin's providing the screams.. no offense to Devin's lyrical capabilities 8)

Author:	Anonymous [ Sat Aug 20, 2005 11:29 pm ]
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I already knew about this. Thought about posting it.

Author:	Anonymous [ Sat Aug 20, 2005 11:43 pm ]
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That's going to be the most absurd project ever completed. I <3 GWAR.

Author:	Eyesore [ Sun Aug 21, 2005 12:41 am ]
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Hopefully Devin can make GWAR good! GWAR have gotten by on their gimmick for too long! I'd say 75% of their music is complete shit. They have some great songs, but for the most part they suck.

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Author:	lizardtail [ Sun Aug 21, 2005 12:59 am ]
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Eyesore wrote: Hopefully Devin can make GWAR good! GWAR have gotten by on their gimmick for too long! I'd say 75% of their music is complete shit. They have some great songs, but for the most part they suck. I'd say that 75% of Devin's music is complete shit.. In fact, I'd say that 75% of music is complete shit.. IN FACT I'D SAY THAT 75% OF EVERYTHING IS COMPLETE SHIT! WHY DO I HAVE TO LIVE ON THIS STUPID PLANET?!?!?!?!111/1/1/1argh ahem.. GWAR write good songs, play them well, and ADDITIONALLY put on a famous stage show.. they're not getting by on their gimmick alone, there's work behind the live act.

Author:	Anonymous [ Sun Aug 21, 2005 3:57 pm ]
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lizardtail wrote: Eyesore wrote: Hopefully Devin can make GWAR good! GWAR have gotten by on their gimmick for too long! I'd say 75% of their music is complete shit. They have some great songs, but for the most part they suck. I'd say that 75% of Devin's music is complete shit.. In fact, I'd say that 75% of music is complete shit.. IN FACT I'D SAY THAT 75% OF EVERYTHING IS COMPLETE SHIT! WHY DO I HAVE TO LIVE ON THIS STUPID PLANET?!?!?!?!111/1/1/1argh ahem.. GWAR write good songs, play them well, and ADDITIONALLY put on a famous stage show.. they're not getting by on their gimmick alone, there's work behind the live act. I completely agree. If you don't see that GWAR works their cuddlefish off, you're a fool.

Author:	Astaroth [ Sun Aug 21, 2005 5:28 pm ]
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lizardtail wrote: FACT I'D SAY THAT 75% OF EVERYTHING IS COMPLETE SHIT! WHY DO I HAVE TO LIVE ON THIS STUPID PLANET?!?!?!?!111/1/1/1argh what an awfull thing to say :cry: you may consist of 75 % shit, but i don't - I'm a cybernetic organism. Living tissue over a metal endoskeleton, which means i consist of 90 % metal... i'm just kidding.. only 87 % metal - i had my brace removed several years ago

Author:	lizardtail [ Sun Aug 21, 2005 6:12 pm ]
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Astaroth wrote: lizardtail wrote: FACT I'D SAY THAT 75% OF EVERYTHING IS COMPLETE SHIT! WHY DO I HAVE TO LIVE ON THIS STUPID PLANET?!?!?!?!111/1/1/1argh what an awfull thing to say :cry: you may consist of 75 % shit, but i don't - I'm a cybernetic organism. Living tissue over a metal endoskeleton, which means i consist of 90 % metal... i'm just kidding.. only 87 % metal - i had my brace removed several years ago my, how insensitive of me, I meant 75% of everything was shit AND rust.

Author:	Astaroth [ Sun Aug 21, 2005 11:41 pm ]
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lizardtail wrote: my, how insensitive of me, I meant 75% of everything was shit AND rust. :? :? :? what the fuck??!? :evil: Have you ever seen a rusty terminator? :evil: no, you haven't... terminators are always clinically clean, just like me... look below see? have you ever seen a rusty terminator ? :evil: " yes, i have! you just showed one" - sry about the convincing pic... it's fake! i made it in Paint just to show you how stupid the idea of a rusty terminator is... " Wow! how did you make such convincing rust???" - it takes years of training my friend... years of training... and 4 man-hours, plus alot of extra research on how rust developes on terminators :? btw, i'm not really a terminator :oops: i just made that story up to get some attention :cry: but i learned something today... just be yourself, and people are going to like you even more. Don't pretend to be someone you're not... :oops: unless ofcourse, your true self is very annoying... (just like me :roll: )

Author:	Radagast [ Mon Aug 22, 2005 12:05 am ]
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....I watched the Terminator not 10 minutes ago. ...my cat's breath smells like catfood.

Author:	Ness [ Mon Aug 22, 2005 3:31 am ]
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Radagast wrote: ....I watched the Terminator not 10 minutes ago. ...my cat's breath smells like catfood.

Author:	Anonymous [ Mon Aug 22, 2005 8:19 am ]
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haha i love gwar... they kickass. and i'd say more like 90% music is shit. 50% everything is shit. 100% shit is shit...

Author:	Misha [ Mon Aug 22, 2005 12:38 pm ]
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Astaroth wrote: lizardtail wrote: my, how insensitive of me, I meant 75% of everything was shit AND rust. :? :? :? what the fuck??!? :evil: Have you ever seen a rusty terminator? :evil: no, you haven't... terminators are always clinically clean, just like me... look below see? have you ever seen a rusty terminator ? :evil: " yes, i have! you just showed one" - sry about the convincing pic... it's fake! i made it in Paint just to show you how stupid the idea of a rusty terminator is... " Wow! how did you make such convincing rust???" - it takes years of training my friend... years of training... and 4 man-hours, plus alot of extra research on how rust developes on terminators :? btw, i'm not really a terminator :oops: i just made that story up to get some attention :cry: but i learned something today... just be yourself, and people are going to like you even more. Don't pretend to be someone you're not... :oops: unless ofcourse, your true self is very annoying... (just like me :roll: )

Author:	Emmerder [ Tue Aug 30, 2005 2:40 pm ]
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I guess you guys haven't heard War Party. It's a damn fine thrash metal album. And yes, they are extremely hard workers, everyone who does anything for GWAR is part of the slave pit, it's all just one big happy family.

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Author:	Eyesore [ Tue Aug 23, 2005 11:57 pm ]
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whattakunt wrote: lizardtail wrote: Eyesore wrote: Hopefully Devin can make GWAR good! GWAR have gotten by on their gimmick for too long! I'd say 75% of their music is complete shit. They have some great songs, but for the most part they suck. I'd say that 75% of Devin's music is complete shit.. In fact, I'd say that 75% of music is complete shit.. IN FACT I'D SAY THAT 75% OF EVERYTHING IS COMPLETE SHIT! WHY DO I HAVE TO LIVE ON THIS STUPID PLANET?!?!?!?!111/1/1/1argh ahem.. GWAR write good songs, play them well, and ADDITIONALLY put on a famous stage show.. they're not getting by on their gimmick alone, there's work behind the live act. I completely agree. If you don't see that GWAR works their cuddlefish off, you're a fool. First off, everything Devin Townsend has done has been amazing! But I can understand where some music fans just won't like it. As for GWAR, I appreciate their act, truly, but I don't see where their music is anything special! I mean if GWAR weren't a metal band, they'd have been done ages ago (see Green Jello). Metal fans love the shock value of GWAR, but I don't know too many people who view them as amazing for their music! I've seen GWAR live a million times, and I've loved it. But rarely do I find myself pulling out a GWAR CD to give it a spin!

Author:	unknownkadath666 [ Sat Aug 27, 2005 2:34 pm ]
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while i have heard they put on a good show, and it obviously dont just pull the show out of there asses the night before, i cant stand most of there music. devin on the other hand i love everythign he has been a part of

Author:	Ness [ Sat Aug 27, 2005 2:41 pm ]
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unknownkadath666 wrote: devin on the other hand i love everythign he has been a part of Yeah to bad he just recently did something for the Osborne’s show. Supposedly he did like the final theme song or something. I can't remember were I read that.

Author:	noodles [ Wed Aug 31, 2005 7:51 am ]
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I'm not a fan of GWAR's music (or thrash metal really), but they're live act is FUCKING AWESOME - you can NOT say it is just a gimmick.

Author:	Eyesore [ Wed Aug 31, 2005 9:25 pm ]
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metalNESS wrote: unknownkadath666 wrote: devin on the other hand i love everythign he has been a part of Yeah to bad he just recently did something for the Osborne’s show. Supposedly he did like the final theme song or something. I can't remember were I read that. Hmmm...the only thing I know is Devin did some commercials for MTV. He played a crazy music conductor I think, they had something to do with the Osbournes. And don't start thinking "Sellout!" This guy will never be an MTV posterboy: HAHAHAHA!