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Author:  AlexandeR [ Tue May 31, 2011 11:54 pm ]
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A small collection of pics of people trying to look evil. I find them most hilarious.

Black Metal emo 1
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Black Metal emo 2
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Spiderman gone Bm
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Impaled by faith
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A cascadian BM
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Evil concubines of Satan
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The son of Halford
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The fatboy, the bitch and the nigga
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A member of Krallice
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No comments...
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The ancient unholy ritual of the evil T-Shirt
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The Inner Circle of Norwegian Black Metal
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First lessons in corpsepaint
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The mighty return of the Vikings
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And my favorite, the BM grandma. She indeed looks evil, or at least pissed off by her stupid grandsons.
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Author:  bloodpet64 [ Wed Jun 01, 2011 3:59 am ]
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No i just call allot of these guys faggot ass posers, especially the first
Author:  Adveser [ Wed Jun 01, 2011 5:09 am ]
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I agree. The sort that get immediately told to go fuck themselves when they try to contact anyone even loosely related to the Church of Satan.
Author:  stevelovesmoonspell [ Wed Jun 01, 2011 4:21 pm ]
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Those first two are pretty bad..haha
Author:  noodles [ Wed Jun 01, 2011 5:20 pm ]
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Second guy looks like a normal dude with slightly unfortunate haircut and facial expression.

imo all corpse paint is real silly. There was one picture I remember it lookin' kinda cool but forget which band or whatnot.
Author:  Sceadugenga [ Wed Jun 01, 2011 9:37 pm ]
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AlexandeR wrote:
No comments...
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The funny/sad part is that if this is who it looks like I actually know the guy. Everytime I see his face plastard in joke threads I'm just like *facepalm* Dude...really? But that's kind of what he aims for I guess. If it is him, and looks like it is, he really isn't any kind of black metal obsessed kiddy but used to be in some short-lived joke band over here.
Author:  AlexandeR [ Wed Jun 01, 2011 9:39 pm ]
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OMFG! You know the fat with sword??? He's awesome. Give him my salute.
Author:  Sceadugenga [ Wed Jun 01, 2011 9:45 pm ]
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Haha, haven't been to that many bigger bm or dm shows lately or too many local metal get togethers as of late and that's usually where I see him, but if I do I'll be sure to go over and inform him of your admiration :lol:
Author:  MetalStorm [ Wed Jun 01, 2011 10:21 pm ]
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There was a thread a while back on the exact same thing. Can't remember what it was called.
Author:  Rhys [ Thu Jun 02, 2011 7:57 am ]
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I like how in the last picture, the other guys got axes of some description but the guy on the left has to make do with a hacksaw :lol:
Author:  Legacy Of The Night [ Thu Jun 02, 2011 8:25 am ]
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O god the grandma one is beyond belief.

Corpse paint in general is really very silly. I think this is the only picture involving corpse paint that I think is effective at all:

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Author:  cry of the banshee [ Fri Jun 03, 2011 10:40 pm ]
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Church of Satan?

Anyway, :lol: at the "Cascadian Black Metal" pic.
Author:  Goat [ Thu Jun 09, 2011 11:30 am ]
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Adveser wrote:
I agree. The sort that get immediately told to go fuck themselves when they try to contact anyone even loosely related to the Church of Satan.


I like the idea that a positive response from the Church O'Satan would give this sort of thing legitimacy.
Author:  noodles [ Tue Jun 14, 2011 6:31 pm ]
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M4kVOJfZ ... re=related

lo
Author:  Adveser [ Tue Jun 14, 2011 7:05 pm ]
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Goat wrote:
Adveser wrote:
I agree. The sort that get immediately told to go fuck themselves when they try to contact anyone even loosely related to the Church of Satan.


I like the idea that a positive response from the Church O'Satan would give this sort of thing legitimacy.


BM and Satanism is a sore subject that fans of both will not be eager to admit knowing anything about the former at all until they have a reputation for understanding of the latter otherwise.

Fuck. If someone even said they liked an album and got into that way they'd more than likely be thrown out on their asses.

Yeah, saying you got into Satanism through Black Metal or Marilyn Manson is kinda like one saying they decided to suck cock because they were a huge Judas Priest fan. It doesn't make sense on any level.
Author:  AlexandeR [ Tue Jun 14, 2011 7:07 pm ]
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Adveser wrote:
Saying you got into Satanism through Black Metal or Marilyn Manson is kinda like one saying they decided to suck cock because they were a huge Judas Priest fan. It doesn't make sense on any level.


Most coherent post in your life, Ady. Keep it that way.
Author:  skadiv [ Wed Jun 15, 2011 10:56 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Stupid faces of Black Metal
AlexandeR wrote:
A cascadian BM
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it's the awesomest thing ever...no joke
Author:  Bruce_Bitenfils [ Wed Jun 15, 2011 11:51 pm ]
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I laughed at this one. :D
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