Metal Reviews

A small collection of pics of people trying to look evil. I find them most hilarious.

Black Metal emo 1



Black Metal emo 2



Spiderman gone Bm



Impaled by faith



A cascadian BM



Evil concubines of Satan



The son of Halford



The fatboy, the bitch and the nigga



A member of Krallice



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The ancient unholy ritual of the evil T-Shirt



The Inner Circle of Norwegian Black Metal



First lessons in corpsepaint



The mighty return of the Vikings



And my favorite, the BM grandma. She indeed looks evil, or at least pissed off by her stupid grandsons.

No i just call allot of these guys faggot ass posers, especially the first

I agree. The sort that get immediately told to go fuck themselves when they try to contact anyone even loosely related to the Church of Satan.

Those first two are pretty bad..haha

Second guy looks like a normal dude with slightly unfortunate haircut and facial expression.

imo all corpse paint is real silly. There was one picture I remember it lookin' kinda cool but forget which band or whatnot.

The funny/sad part is that if this is who it looks like I actually know the guy. Everytime I see his face plastard in joke threads I'm just like *facepalm* Dude...really? But that's kind of what he aims for I guess. If it is him, and looks like it is, he really isn't any kind of black metal obsessed kiddy but used to be in some short-lived joke band over here.

OMFG! You know the fat with sword??? He's awesome. Give him my salute.

Haha, haven't been to that many bigger bm or dm shows lately or too many local metal get togethers as of late and that's usually where I see him, but if I do I'll be sure to go over and inform him of your admiration

There was a thread a while back on the exact same thing. Can't remember what it was called.

I like how in the last picture, the other guys got axes of some description but the guy on the left has to make do with a hacksaw

O god the grandma one is beyond belief.

Corpse paint in general is really very silly. I think this is the only picture involving corpse paint that I think is effective at all:

Church of Satan?

Anyway, at the "Cascadian Black Metal" pic.

I like the idea that a positive response from the Church O'Satan would give this sort of thing legitimacy.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M4kVOJfZ ... re=related

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BM and Satanism is a sore subject that fans of both will not be eager to admit knowing anything about the former at all until they have a reputation for understanding of the latter otherwise.

Fuck. If someone even said they liked an album and got into that way they'd more than likely be thrown out on their asses.

Yeah, saying you got into Satanism through Black Metal or Marilyn Manson is kinda like one saying they decided to suck cock because they were a huge Judas Priest fan. It doesn't make sense on any level.

Most coherent post in your life, Ady. Keep it that way.

it's the awesomest thing ever...no joke

I laughed at this one.