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Author:  stevelovesmoonspell [ Sat Feb 06, 2010 9:13 am ]
Post subject:  Worst death metal band you've ever heard.

I don't know if this thread has been done before, but after listening to Mortician and Condemned I have to ask you all have you heard worse? I'm eager to read what bands you all have to jot down.

Author:  rio [ Sat Feb 06, 2010 1:06 pm ]
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Mortician bad?!?

I KILL YOU STEVE

Author:  traptunderice [ Sat Feb 06, 2010 3:58 pm ]
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Most deathcore?

Ummm, I can't really think of bands that suck. I can think of bands I think are boring.

Author:  noodles [ Sat Feb 06, 2010 6:00 pm ]
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Behemoth. Those vocals and drums lol

Author:  Goat [ Sat Feb 06, 2010 7:57 pm ]
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Fecalized Rectal Sperm Spewage. Complete and utter nonsense.

Author:  DevotedWalnut [ Sat Feb 06, 2010 9:40 pm ]
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Sounds interesting.

Author:  traptunderice [ Sun Feb 07, 2010 4:41 am ]
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noodles wrote:
Behemoth. Those vocals and drums lol
Vocals? If you're talking about Demigod then I'm going to slap you for judging him on that.

If you don't like the drums, well, I know you think it loses its human touch but can't it just be badass ffs?

Author:  belowthelights [ Sun Feb 07, 2010 11:18 am ]
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noodles wrote:
Behemoth. Those vocals and drums lol


lol what? :wacko: The thing about dm is nothing really strikes me as horrible. Its either awesome or just really boring. But then maybe I just haven't heard the right (or wrong?) bands.

Author:  GeneralDiomedes [ Sun Feb 07, 2010 9:15 pm ]
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Stovokor - Klingon death metal

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qWD2QlZS ... re=related

Author:  noodles [ Mon Feb 08, 2010 12:57 am ]
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traptunderice wrote:
noodles wrote:
Behemoth. Those vocals and drums lol
Vocals? If you're talking about Demigod then I'm going to slap you for judging him on that.

If you don't like the drums, well, I know you think it loses its human touch but can't it just be badass ffs?


I'm probably thinking of Demigod. He sounds like a vacuum cleaner. Also double bass kicks that fast aren't badass they're just nerdy, soulless and pointless >:[

Author:  Kathaarian [ Mon Feb 08, 2010 3:34 am ]
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noodles wrote:
traptunderice wrote:
noodles wrote:
Behemoth. Those vocals and drums lol
Vocals? If you're talking about Demigod then I'm going to slap you for judging him on that.

If you don't like the drums, well, I know you think it loses its human touch but can't it just be badass ffs?


I'm probably thinking of Demigod. He sounds like a vacuum cleaner. Also double bass kicks that fast aren't badass they're just nerdy, soulless and pointless >:[


Demigod rules you have no idea what you're talking about!

Author:  Karmakosmonaut [ Mon Feb 08, 2010 7:51 pm ]
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Kathaarian wrote:
noodles wrote:
traptunderice wrote:
noodles wrote:
Behemoth. Those vocals and drums lol
Vocals? If you're talking about Demigod then I'm going to slap you for judging him on that.

If you don't like the drums, well, I know you think it loses its human touch but can't it just be badass ffs?


I'm probably thinking of Demigod. He sounds like a vacuum cleaner. Also double bass kicks that fast aren't badass they're just nerdy, soulless and pointless >:[


Demigod rules you have no idea what you're talking about!

As usual. :zzz:

Author:  Goat [ Mon Feb 08, 2010 7:52 pm ]
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Yeah, saying Behemoth are teh worst ever shows a shocking lack of knowledge. I mean, tell me that this:

http://www.myspace.com/frssfilth

is better than Demigod. I dare you.

Author:  noodles [ Mon Feb 08, 2010 8:58 pm ]
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Pretty sure the thread title says "band" and that music is made by one person. :)

Author:  Goat [ Mon Feb 08, 2010 8:59 pm ]
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So now Burzum etc aren't bands? And what if one person writes all the music?

Author:  noodles [ Mon Feb 08, 2010 9:05 pm ]
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Looks like naming the worst black metal band just got a whole lot harder!

(Brain Drill are worse than Behemoth tho)

Author:  Legacy Of The Night [ Mon Feb 08, 2010 9:30 pm ]
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Brain Drill are pretty terrible, and the story of how they broke up still cracks me up just thinking about it.

Behemoth are certainly not the worst, even if they are very blah.

Author:  stevelovesmoonspell [ Mon Feb 08, 2010 9:59 pm ]
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Its odd to see how Behemoth are getting so much flack, when it is all better served to say a band like Devourment!

Author:  The Evil Dead [ Tue Feb 09, 2010 12:19 am ]
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stevelovesmoonspell wrote:
Its odd to see how Behemoth are getting so much flack, when it is all better served to say a band like Devourment!


Wasn't it like 6 months ago when everyone was like " FUCK YA BEHEMOTH " ?

Author:  traptunderice [ Wed Feb 10, 2010 2:41 am ]
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The Evil Dead wrote:
stevelovesmoonspell wrote:
Its odd to see how Behemoth are getting so much flack, when it is all better served to say a band like Devourment!


Wasn't it like 6 months ago when everyone was like " FUCK YA BEHEMOTH " ?
no? Yeah demigod's layering might make the vocals appear atrocious but the riffs and solos, silly noodles; did they not do anything for you?

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