What faith (if any) do you have?

Anonymous · **Posted:** Sat Nov 05, 2005 7:36 pm

Quite agnostic. Add agnostic.

Goat · **Posted:** Sat Nov 05, 2005 8:34 pm

Picked "other". I would be a modern Satanist (nothing matters, enjoy yourself) but it's far too selfish a way of life for me, so I'm basically a humanist who deson't believe in any of the rituals and other crap taken along (Humanism being basically Christianity without divinity). True, that is basically atheism, but Athiests too seem very self-obsessed.

Like Carniflex, I am Jewish, but aside from the odd guilty, "what-if-they-really-are-right?" moment am so in name and circumstance only (family converted from Christianity when I was about 11, it's a very long story).

Radical Cut · **Joined:** Sat Jul 09, 2005 10:19 am **Posts:** 960

Pfft...faith. Fuck that noise.

Eyesore · **Posted:** Sat Nov 05, 2005 9:25 pm

Since there was no option, I chose Other...because I believe in swordfish.

Ness · **Posted:** Sat Nov 05, 2005 10:30 pm

Eyesore wrote:

Since there was no option, I chose Other...because I believe in swordfish.

Eyesore · **Posted:** Sat Nov 05, 2005 10:43 pm

metalNESS wrote:

Eyesore wrote:

Since there was no option, I chose Other...because I believe in swordfish.

Did you get that? :shock:

Ness · **Posted:** Sat Nov 05, 2005 10:51 pm

Eyesore wrote:

metalNESS wrote:

Eyesore wrote:

Since there was no option, I chose Other...because I believe in swordfish.

Did you get that? :shock:

What is there to get? Seemed like a random thing to say. Something Silent Man would say.

Carnifex Umbris · **Posted:** Sat Nov 05, 2005 10:51 pm

Eyesore wrote:

metalNESS wrote:

Eyesore wrote:

Since there was no option, I chose Other...because I believe in swordfish.

Did you get that? :shock:

Marx brothers?

Azrael · **Posted:** Sun Nov 06, 2005 12:35 am

well, better than believing in Xenu. scientology is t3h suck.

Anonymous · **Posted:** Sun Nov 06, 2005 1:17 am

Azrael wrote:

well, better than believing in Xenu. scientology is t3h suck.

Fuck you, you Thetan-filled fucker. Xenu rules.

Azrael · **Posted:** Sun Nov 06, 2005 2:06 am

sorry man! it's just that us pre-clears don't see things right! but i too aspire to exorcise my thetans, so as to achieve amazing superhuman abilities, like Jesus, who as we all know was "just a shade above clear".

L RON HUBBARD IS DA MAN

*hi fives Jaden on scientology joke*

Eyesore · **Posted:** Sun Nov 06, 2005 2:15 am

metalNESS wrote:

Eyesore wrote:

metalNESS wrote:

Eyesore wrote:

Since there was no option, I chose Other...because I believe in swordfish.

Did you get that? :shock:

What is there to get? Seemed like a random thing to say. Something Silent Man would say.

Swordfish by The Dead Milkmen

Some people believe in astrology
Others believe in technology
Some people believe in all those "ologies"
But I believe in swordfish
He believes in swordfish

I believe in Happy Days
I believe in Joanie Loves Crotchie
I believe in all that TV crap
And I believe in swordfish
He believes in swordfish

Came up from the ghetto with the help of my stiletto
Every day I hear the people groan:
Why should we buy postage stamps?
We can make our own

We may be doing something wrong
We could be running a little too long
I guess we better end this song

I say I believe in swordfish
He believes in swordfish

One of the greatest, most ridiculous bands ever!

rio · **Posted:** Sun Nov 06, 2005 2:16 am

Radical Cut wrote:

Pfft...faith. Fuck that noise.

Yes yes yes.

Dead Machine · **Joined:** Sun Sep 19, 2004 6:24 pm **Posts:** 2527

rio wrote:

Radical Cut wrote:

Pfft...faith. Fuck that noise.

Yes yes yes.

Ah, reason.

Diabolus · **Posted:** Sun Nov 06, 2005 4:37 am

Agnosticism.

North From Here · **Posted:** Sun Nov 06, 2005 5:24 am

Agnostic

Zoraster was cool.

Metalhead_Bastard · **Posted:** Sun Nov 06, 2005 1:58 pm

I'm an atheist who finds satanism hilarious, therefore everyone around me thinks I am a satanist. It's quite funny really.

Radagast · **Posted:** Sun Nov 06, 2005 2:57 pm

I'm not one to rule out the existence of a supreme being, but, if Christianity is to be believed, I don't see why we should worship something that created us out of fear that we won't be allowed into his exclusive members club when we die if we didn't do everythig he said in life. What is so divine and loving about a being that makes you suffer eteranl punishment because you stepped out of line a couple of times.

I'm just typing as I think here, since I don't believe in the Christian concept of a divine being anyway - I find it a bit sad that you're supposed to unquestioningly beleive in the deity that is generally worshipped in the part of the world you were born in. Does this mean everyone who doesn't live in the West is going to Hell? Or that everyone who does live in the West is coming back as a daddy long legs if the Hindus have it right?

Anyway, long story short, agnostic.

rio · **Posted:** Sun Nov 06, 2005 3:46 pm

Dead Machine wrote:

rio wrote:

Radical Cut wrote:

Pfft...faith. Fuck that noise.

Yes yes yes.

Ah, reason.

Reason indeed.... Faith's ultimate nemesis.

Dead Machine · **Joined:** Sun Sep 19, 2004 6:24 pm **Posts:** 2527

rio wrote:

Dead Machine wrote:

rio wrote:

Radical Cut wrote:

Pfft...faith. Fuck that noise.

Yes yes yes.

Ah, reason.

Reason indeed.... Faith's ultimate nemesis.

And yet, not a poisoned arrow from Reason's blackened bow has made it into the fragile and corroded heart of Faith.

Rather worrying.

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