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black or thrash?
black metal 49%  49%  [ 39 ]
thrash metal 51%  51%  [ 41 ]
Total votes : 80
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Anonymous
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ugh Death Metal is better than both black and thrash!
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Praetor
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ugh Death Metal is better than both black and thrash!


wtf? this isn't a Death or Black/Thrash poll, its a Black or Thrash poll.


hmm come to think of it, no one has ever said: "Thrash metal ist krieg!" (probably cuz Kanwulf hasn't ventured into thrash) and I certainly haven't heard anyone say "Thrash fucking metal!!!"
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Yeah you are right praetor but what are some thrash expressions? I know only one "Thrash till' death" ...and then?
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How about ¨drink till you puke¨ ?...........
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uhm, darkthrone: drink till you bleed (can't remember which song... probably "fucked up and ready to die")
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Paul Baloff is the author of some of the greatest thrash quotes....."BANG FOR METAL" "WHY SO HEAVY?????" Rest in peace you drunken warlord of thrash.

I choose Paul Baloff as the thrash metal champion in the arena. Black Metal....I await your gladiator. THough I think it is in vain. Paul Baloff could take down a dinosaur....even a zombie one. HA! BM meet your destructor.
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Anonymous
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Holy_Terror wrote:
Paul Baloff is the author of some of the greatest thrash quotes....."BANG FOR METAL" "WHY SO HEAVY?????" Rest in peace you drunken warlord of thrash.

I choose Paul Baloff as the thrash metal champion in the arena. Black Metal....I await your gladiator. THough I think it is in vain. Paul Baloff could take down a dinosaur....even a zombie one. HA! BM meet your destructor.


what about Varg ? we already all know he is a killer... I bet he'd slay that Baloff of yours nice & quick ! :wink:
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hahahah, i bet too, though it won't be "nice" I guess, since he brought down his other victim with quite a lot of stabs...
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Anonymous
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hahahah, i bet too, though it won't be "nice" I guess, since he brought down his other victim with quite a lot of stabs...


indeed... :oops: my mistake... dirty & quick it is ! :twisted:
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no varg would probly stab him like 45 times. The he woudl limp away, then bleed to death why varg is chanting a satanic mantra. Followed by excerpts from mein kampf
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Baloff's ghost is going SUCK Varg dry!!!!

You'll see.

Scenario:
Judge: I AM NOT POSSESED BY BALOFF'S GHOST, I SWEAR, VARG WE ARE READY FOR YOUR HEARING, WHAT IS YOUR CRIME? GUILTY BY DEATH PENALTY!

Varg: Uhhh... what?

Baloff: END-GAME!!

Varg tries valiantly to escape, but the magical gavel jammed handle first into his temple stops that pretty much before this descriptive sentence started.
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Anonymous
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Baloff's ghost is going SUCK Varg dry!!!!

You'll see.

Scenario:
Judge: I AM NOT POSSESED BY BALOFF'S GHOST, I SWEAR, VARG WE ARE READY FOR YOUR HEARING, WHAT IS YOUR CRIME? GUILTY BY DEATH PENALTY!

Varg: Uhhh... what?

Baloff: END-GAME!!

Varg tries valiantly to escape, but the magical gavel jammed handle first into his temple stops that pretty much before this descriptive sentence started.


but then there'll be a Ghost Battle betwen Varg & Balloff... will he evil Varg then surpass the utterly drunk Balloff ? :shock:

:lol:
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Bodycount for Varg:1 , Paul Baloof: just a rotting corpse who still smells of alcohol

who do you think would win this fight?
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Anonymous
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Yeah, but his corpse is reanimated and it's pissed off!

Havn't you been paying attention?
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Baloff's ghost is going SUCK Varg dry!!!!


Wait a minute, I didn't know Paul Baloff was g-a-y... :shock:
V.
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Baloff is the greatest frontman of all time. He would start making cheesy jokes about piranha before impaling Varg with his fighting skills he aquired through many years of poseur hunting.
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Brahm_K wrote:
Baloff is the greatest frontman of all time. He would start making cheesy jokes about piranha before impaling Varg with his fighting skills he aquired through many years of poseur hunting.


Baloff? nah... Cronos is the frontman.
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:D

The best thread ever?
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I like the part where Azrael meant to flame WiC but quoted the wrong person, with hilarious consequences.
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thrash metal fuck yeah
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