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PostPosted: Wed Feb 10, 2010 5:47 am 
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Legacy Of The Night wrote:
Brain Drill are pretty terrible, and the story of how they broke up still cracks me up just thinking about it.

Behemoth are certainly not the worst, even if they are very blah.


share the story plz


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BRAIN DRILL HAS BROKEN UP, HERE IS WHY...

SO BEFORE ALL OF YOU GET PISSED I NEED YOU ALL TO CLEARLY READ THIS AND I ( DYLAN) HOPE EVERYONE CAN UNDERSTAND WHERE I’M COMING FROM.

3 of the 4 members of brain drill being steve, marco and jeff all have huge weed smoking habbits if you hadn’t already noticed. I dylan do not and couln’t be more aggainst smoking weed i don’t have a problem if you do it but just be smart about it. Before we left for this tour with the black dahlia murder and animosity I told them a million times not to bring weed, pipes or papers with them in the van because we are literally driving across the country and the last thing we need is to get pulled over and arrested for posession of marijuana. The laws in california are nothing compared to the laws in other states. And of course they don’t listen to a word i say and go ahead and bring pipes weed, papers and jeff even brought an ounce of mushrooms. Sure enough we get pulled over rite outside of salt lake city utah. Emediatley after the 3 of them had just smoked a blunt. So needless to say the car completely smelled like weed. So the cop comes up to the window and the first thing he says is " i smell pot", so sure enough they take us out of the car and they completely search the entire van. They tear everyhting apart and even use a k-9 dog to sniff out everything. Sure enough they find all of marco steve and jeffs weed, they find 6 pipes and they even find jeffs ounce of mushrooms. At that point i was convinced that we were going to jail but for whatever reason they let us go. After we pulled away i (dylan) told them " from now on the rule of the band is to not ever bring weed pipes or other illegal drugs into the van and also not to smoke inside the van" jeffs response was " i don’t think thats gonna happen bro" so sure enough they neglected to listen to me and the next day there was more weed pipes and smoking accessories in the van. So we then get pulled over another 4 times before we make it to our first show. Miracualously we didn’t get searched again. SO we play the tour with bdm and we had an awesome time. Our last show was supposed to be in buffalo new york. Keep in mind they all still have weed and pipes in the van. So we start driving and soon we see a sign for canada, I asked everyone it looks llike we are headed for canada are you guys sure we shouldn’t stop and turn around jeffs response was " no it would say it on the gps if we were headed there" i even took a wrong turn and as we were looking for the freeway i asked again "are you sure we are going the rite way?? the sign says canada strate ahead" no one answered me so i continued to drive. Sure enough we get to the canadian border after i had said i have a feeling we are going to canada. Sure enough they ask us for our passports i said we only have our id’s. We show the guy our id’s he then writes us a ticket and makes us pull over to the side. The guy said " since you guys don’t have passports we are going to have to search yuor vehicle". sure enough they find marco jeff’s and steves weed. For whatever reason steve and jeff start to flip out on the border patrol cops and start cursing and saying "this is bullshit, this is the first and last time i’m ever coming to canada" etc. The cops asked " why are you guys making this such a big deal??" they responded "because this is bullshit" etc. The cop then responded " well since you think it’s bullshit we are now going to give all of you FULL BODY CAVITY SEARCHES". So I was the first one to get searched. They completely stripped me naked had me lift my ballsack up so they could check underneath it, and then they had me bend over and spread my asscheaks apart so they could look inside my asshole. After they finished searching all of us needless to say we were never going to make it to the buffalo show in time. All of this shit could have been prevented if they had just listened to me when i said dont bring weed and pipes in the van. I had done nothing wrong but becuase people in the van didn’t listen to me i was stripped naked and had to go through the most humiliatiing experience of my life. Since we couldn’t make it to that show we figured we would just drive to tinley park. At this point i am so mad i thought to myself " i can either beet the shit out of all of them , scream my head off at them or just keep calm and quiet". I figured i would be mature and keep quiet. After we checked into the hotel room they told me " we are going to the promoters house" they didn’t say they we going to go set up and get ready for the show they just said "we are going to the promoters house" So i sat there and waited. My phone had died so i figured they were going to just come pick me up at the hotle when it was time to play the show. Sure enough several hours go by and finally by 1:am they show up to the room grap there stuff hop into the van and drive off. They had completelty desserted me in chicago with no way of getting home. I was lucky enough to stop them so i could get a small amount of cash so that i could atleast take a taxi to the airport. It was a 309 dolar flight one way from chicago back to san jose california but i had no choice. So after all of this happend none of them bother to apolagize even once the entire trip after i hap warend them several times about the consequences of keeping weed in the van and none of them listened. I am sorry but being stripped naked and having you scrotum and butthole spread open for doing nothing wrong is where i draw the line. The ironic thing is that all of them acted like it was my fault that all of that shit happened. So after they all got home i told them " i am willing to talk if you guys have something to say" no one replied , so i said " then are you guys done??" and they said " yes" so as of now I am the only one left in brain drill. I hope to some day atleast do one last recording but for now its all over.

-DYLAN RUSKIN
(CREATOR OF BRAIN DRILL)


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rofl

DON'T BRING WEED AND PIPES IN THE VAN


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Some of the typos are really funny. EMEDIATLEY


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hahahahhaha what a homo

all weed does is make me paranoid as hell now


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if only the weed somehow improved their musical quality..


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I was actually thinking that that story could be turned rather successfully into a picture book. It could be called:

DON'T BRING WEED AND PIPES IN THE VAN
The cautionary tale of Brain Drill


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traptunderice wrote:
The Evil Dead wrote:
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Its odd to see how Behemoth are getting so much flack, when it is all better served to say a band like Devourment!


Wasn't it like 6 months ago when everyone was like " FUCK YA BEHEMOTH " ?
no?


Pretty sure they were. Must go do some diggin'.


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PostPosted: Thu Feb 11, 2010 10:34 am 
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I love Behemoth :ph34r:

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There is nothing wrong with Behemoth. Apart from lack of avant-garde saxophone.


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Goat wrote:
There is nothing wrong with Behemoth. Apart from lack of avant-garde saxophone.


A very, very good point.


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Behemoth kicks ass. If that is the worst death metal you've heard then shit you're doing pretty well. As for me I remember listening to this band Krisiun that I found to be pretty boring, not terrible music, just really bland. Also Cannibal Corpse is a band that tended to bore me in some albums.


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Hmmm new Children of Bodom, In Flames, Soilwork (still if you consider it to be death metal) are all pretty terrible to me.


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Dago wrote:
Hmmm new Children of Bodom, In Flames, Soilwork (still if you consider it to be death metal) are all pretty terrible to me.


Agreed, i don like Behemot at all but worst Death Metal band?, hardly.


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Dago wrote:
Hmmm new Children of Bodom, In Flames, Soilwork (still if you consider it to be death metal) are all pretty terrible to me.


Oh come on. At least In Flames attempts to be different and mold the genre instead of falling in line.

Bodom and Soilwork have absolutely gone down the tubes, though. Very badly. There's still a fuck of a lot worse bands out there than any of those, though. Way worse.


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Aeon and Angelcorpse seem pretty derivative now that I've been listening to them.. It's as if the bands that try to sound so extreme and brutal just come across as really boring..


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Oh and all those Suffocation clones. Urgh


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Definitely any Deathcore. Or the slam garbage with the wet noodle tuning.


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waking the cadaver are the worst deathcore piece of crap ever


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fuck, i've heard so much bad DM it is ridiculous. The worst thing I own is probably council of the fallen's album, though it it is probably really good once I get around to listening to it.

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