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PostPosted: Wed May 21, 2008 10:11 am 
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Paysage D'Hiver and Darkspace are both completely awesome. Both extremely visual. I like Darkestrah a lot, but their awesomeness is only in a few not so metallish songs. When they start playing black metal, I don't like them so much anymore.


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I don't mind Darkestrah's black metal, but yeah, the first album, Sary Oy, was more interesting in some ways


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I used to think Embrace of Memory was shit but now i enjoy it almost as much as Sary Oy :wub:


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Astaroth wrote:
Well, yeah, limited editions may be rather stupid and redundant, and gay at times.. like when Kanwulf (Nargaroth) released the limited Semper Fidelis box (99 copies), containing a t-shirt on which Kanwulf had ejaculated (can you imaging that idiot wanking 99 times in a row in order to make 99 retarded fans happy? :D... and that's not even the gayest thing about the box)


wtf!?! Who the fuck would ever want to buy that? YUCK... Just out of curiosity: Then what is the gayest thing about the box?

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But generally speaking limitations are a question of money. New and smaller bands in the underground are forced to limit their albums no matter what. It's not free to press cd's, tapes, or vinyls. Most limited stuff get re-released if enough ppl want it. I know a guy who has his own label, very very small, and he is supposed to release some 7''s for some danish bands, and practically speaking he won't be earning any money, neither will the bands, cuz it is too expensive to get them pressed (like 4-5€ per copy), and he can't sell them for a whole lot.. so you see, pressing unlimited amounts is not economical wise. But some bands brags more about the limitation than others... of course if your own a label called Nuclear Blast you don't need to limit yourself.
Also know some guys who have a crappy band but want's to be professionel, but even they released limited 7'' and cd's at first...

bla bla bla... bla bla bla... :lol:


Of course it is mostly a question about financing the release, but when a band (in casu Darkspace) releases both a limited edition and an unlimited one, the only difference being the handnumbering, I just don't get it. They could at least throw in some extra material or something.


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PostPosted: Mon May 26, 2008 8:12 pm 
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Astaroth wrote:
Well, yeah, limited editions may be rather stupid and redundant, and gay at times.. like when Kanwulf (Nargaroth) released the limited Semper Fidelis box (99 copies), containing a t-shirt on which Kanwulf had ejaculated (can you imaging that idiot wanking 99 times in a row in order to make 99 retarded fans happy? :D... and that's not even the gayest thing about the box)


wtf!?! Who the fuck would ever want to buy that? YUCK... Just out of curiosity: Then what is the gayest thing about the box?


I don't think he told them, but he wrote it on his own webpage after he did it.
The gayest thing is an opinion, of course, but in order to be allowed to buy the box you had to write Kanwulf a letter explaining what kind of person you were, including personal infomation, your flaws and qualities and bla bla bla.. To quote himself " I was deeply moved." What Kanwulf really want is to have his own little gay cult - why else would have them wear t-shirts with his sperm on it?


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:lol: What an idiot. If somebody sent me a t-shirt with his semen on it and didn't tell me before I'd put it on, I would kill him.. Kill him dead..

Write a letter about themselves. wtf!?! Perhaps he just needed some pen-pals. I throughly enjoy some of his records, but he is a gigantic moron. No two ways about that.


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I think it's even funnier that people buy it. The guy's clearly having a laugh.


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Yeah. But if they didn't know about the semen beforehand they couldn't include it in their buying decision.. They still wrote him a letter about themselves, so I guess they're gay enough to be able to handle a little semen.


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PostPosted: Wed May 28, 2008 1:01 pm 
he he...

this is from an auction on ebay.

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http://cgi.ebay.com/Nargaroth-Box-Sempe ... dZViewItem

2 days to go... and already 300€


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"sexuell erleichtert"


:lol:

Seriously, that's quite a splatter. Man must be hung like a hosepipe.


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Imagine what no.1 must have looked like. Yuck.


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OMFG... i even have a Nargaroth Black Metal Ist Krieg shirt somewhere...


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He's trying to big himslef up, that must have either been spread, blown after saving up for ages, or more than one go. Crazy fool.


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Metalhead_Bastard wrote:
He's trying to big himslef up, that must have either been spread, blown after saving up for ages, or more than one go. Crazy fool.


Or maybe a shirt-bukkake made by him and his gay friends...


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Cumshirt ist krieg.


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Sary Oy isn't doing much for me. Doesn't do anything to engage my attention. Doesn't help that the production is hideous.


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:blink: :unsure: That is quite a cum-stain.. He doesn't get out too often it seems. :lol:

Disgusting.. But I guess it is a good thing that he spends his reproductive capacity on t-shirts rather than spreading his seed of lameness in the world.. I can't believe that someone would actually pay for that.


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Cum washes out. Am I to understand that Kanwulf fans must never wash their smelly t-shirts :sad: ?


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So, thoughts on the new Darkspace?


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Cum washes out.


Oh, you would know?


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