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stevelovesmoonspell
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The Evil Dead wrote:
The only Suffocation album I really enjoy is Pierced From Within. The rest is kinda meh, even if they are pioneers of meh brutal dm. Pierced at least has some really stomping moments and energy that their other albums seem to lack, IMO.


Pierced was more technical though it still is a masterpiece.
Though when you say "stomp", then you clearly haven't heard the breakdowns or heaviness of Effigy. That album is still unrivaled in brutality. Check it out sometime
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No other death metal band can reach the abysmal badness of Carnivorous Vagina. If you haven't heard them, consider yourself lucky... It's basically noise with some vocals that sound like they were recorded through a pool noodle.
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No other death metal band can reach the abysmal badness of Carnivorous Vagina. If you haven't heard them, consider yourself lucky... It's basically noise with some vocals that sound like they were recorded through a pool noodle.


:lol:

Anyways Krisiun is pretty bad.
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Skiggath
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Holy shit Carnivorous Vagina are so fucking terrible.
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Legacy Of The Night
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Six Feet Under are fucking awful.
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GeneralDiomedes
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heatseeker wrote:
Anyways Krisiun is pretty bad.


Nah. Enjoyed 'em live and I have Southern Storm which I quite enjoy.
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stevelovesmoonspell wrote:
Aeon and Angelcorpse seem pretty derivative now that I've been listening to them.. It's as if the bands that try to sound so extreme and brutal just come across as really boring..


Exterminate and Hammer of Gods are boring now? :blink:

Anyways, now that that madness has been addressed: if we're counting In Flames and their ilk then they win teh prize hands down. Though I think the worst of that whole sappy melodeth genre has to be Shadows Fall. I received a free sampler of Retribution and...holy crap, what a shitty shitty shitty shitty album. Quite possibly the worst thing that has ever burst through these speakers. My god.

As far as boring, a few months ago I went to see Necronomicon and Necrodios and there was this horrible band that opened for them. It seems that most people attending the gig must have known how mindblowingly boring they were because I was one of the only unfortunate people there to witness the set. Thank the metal gods for beer, cure for boring openers.
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heatseeker wrote:
fetalfeast wrote:
No other death metal band can reach the abysmal badness of Carnivorous Vagina. If you haven't heard them, consider yourself lucky... It's basically noise with some vocals that sound like they were recorded through a pool noodle.


:lol:

Anyways Krisiun is pretty bad.


i'm just seeing this now..

Krisiun is pretty bad?

HA

sure are no Protest the Hero that's for damn sure
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They most definitely are not.
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There's quite a few terrible death metal albums out there. It's a really easy genre to make terrible music in. Torsofuck is pretty bad
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stevelovesmoonspell wrote:
www.myspace.com/gangrenectomy


How did you even find that? Wow thats pretty awful.
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I just 1 upped all you guys!!! Behold... Rompeprop!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch#!v=0t6yJij ... re=related
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DevotedWalnut wrote:
heatseeker wrote:
fetalfeast wrote:
No other death metal band can reach the abysmal badness of Carnivorous Vagina. If you haven't heard them, consider yourself lucky... It's basically noise with some vocals that sound like they were recorded through a pool noodle.


:lol:

Anyways Krisiun is pretty bad.


i'm just seeing this now..

Krisiun is pretty bad?

HA

sure are no Protest the Hero that's for damn sure


:lol: :dio:
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