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Goat
 Post subject: Re: Fuck you, Slayer
PostPosted: Mon Jun 05, 2006 11:19 am 
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Metalhead_Bastard wrote:
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And fuck your shitty tour.

The line-up for the European version of the Unholy Alliance Tour goes:

Slayer
In Flames
Lamb of God
Bodom
Thine Eyes Bleed

Now, thats three bands I'd like to see, despite all of them either having gone to shit or being on their way there. BUT, it transpires In Flames are playing because Mastodon aren't doing the European dates. FUCK! Still, In Flames must do a few good songs live, right? Well I won't find out, because on the UK leg of the tour, they are being replaced by Scottish metalcore cumbuckets Mendeed. FUCK! Being from the UK sucks balls.


No Mastodon AND no In Flames?! :(


Well the English get In Flames.


Ha! Take THAT, Bonnie Prince Charlie! 8)
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Radagast
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Metalhead_Bastard wrote:
Zad wrote:
Radagast wrote:
And fuck your shitty tour.

The line-up for the European version of the Unholy Alliance Tour goes:

Slayer
In Flames
Lamb of God
Bodom
Thine Eyes Bleed

Now, thats three bands I'd like to see, despite all of them either having gone to shit or being on their way there. BUT, it transpires In Flames are playing because Mastodon aren't doing the European dates. FUCK! Still, In Flames must do a few good songs live, right? Well I won't find out, because on the UK leg of the tour, they are being replaced by Scottish metalcore cumbuckets Mendeed. FUCK! Being from the UK sucks balls.


No Mastodon AND no In Flames?! :(


Well the English get In Flames.


No you don't.

By the way, am I the only one that loves Husker's one line insults? He's obviously smarter than he makes himself appear.
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rio
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Radagast wrote:
By the way, am I the only one that loves Husker's one line insults? He's obviously smarter than he makes himself appear.


I think most people are smarter than Husker makes himself appear.
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Rhys
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Radagast wrote:
Metalhead_Bastard wrote:
Zad wrote:
Radagast wrote:
And fuck your shitty tour.

The line-up for the European version of the Unholy Alliance Tour goes:

Slayer
In Flames
Lamb of God
Bodom
Thine Eyes Bleed

Now, thats three bands I'd like to see, despite all of them either having gone to shit or being on their way there. BUT, it transpires In Flames are playing because Mastodon aren't doing the European dates. FUCK! Still, In Flames must do a few good songs live, right? Well I won't find out, because on the UK leg of the tour, they are being replaced by Scottish metalcore cumbuckets Mendeed. FUCK! Being from the UK sucks balls.


No Mastodon AND no In Flames?! :(


Well the English get In Flames.


No you don't.

By the way, am I the only one that loves Husker's one line insults? He's obviously smarter than he makes himself appear.


I do find it funny that he seems to be able to actually talk and make a point, but would prefer to just say "You are a fag."
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Radagast
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following the reaper wrote:
Radagast wrote:
Metalhead_Bastard wrote:
Zad wrote:
Radagast wrote:
And fuck your shitty tour.

The line-up for the European version of the Unholy Alliance Tour goes:

Slayer
In Flames
Lamb of God
Bodom
Thine Eyes Bleed

Now, thats three bands I'd like to see, despite all of them either having gone to shit or being on their way there. BUT, it transpires In Flames are playing because Mastodon aren't doing the European dates. FUCK! Still, In Flames must do a few good songs live, right? Well I won't find out, because on the UK leg of the tour, they are being replaced by Scottish metalcore cumbuckets Mendeed. FUCK! Being from the UK sucks balls.


No Mastodon AND no In Flames?! :(


Well the English get In Flames.


No you don't.

By the way, am I the only one that loves Husker's one line insults? He's obviously smarter than he makes himself appear.


I do find it funny that he seems to be able to actually talk and make a point, but would prefer to just say "You are a fag."

Exactly - there's so many times I feel like saying "shut up fag" to an inane comment but for some reason feel compeled to 'reason' my point across.
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Not to rub it in Radagast's face, but just for the record I've heard In Flames are still a damn good live show, and that came from someone who doesn't like them. When I worked at Ozzfest last year I could hear them from a distance but not well enough to tell if they were any good or not.
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Well it turns out In Flames are playing the UK dates after all. Yipee, no Mendeed!
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Radagast wrote:
Well it turns out In Flames are playing the UK dates after all. Yipee, no Mendeed!


Seems that...I was the better, more well informed, overall greater man.
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Metalhead_Bastard wrote:
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Well it turns out In Flames are playing the UK dates after all. Yipee, no Mendeed!


Seems that...I was the better, more well informed, overall greater man.

Seems like your mum!
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Goat
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Radagast wrote:
Metalhead_Bastard wrote:
Radagast wrote:
Well it turns out In Flames are playing the UK dates after all. Yipee, no Mendeed!


Seems that...I was the better, more well informed, overall greater man.

Seems like your mum!


:o

Radagast has called Bastard out...will Bastard accept the challenge, and take revenge for the insult to his mother, or will he cry like a girl and run for the hills, leaving Radagast the victor?
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Well. As y'all know .... none is gayer than Slayer!

In Gaymz and Thy Asshole Bleeds are pretty rad too.

BLACK METAL NEKRO!
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Radagast wrote:
Metalhead_Bastard wrote:
Radagast wrote:
Well it turns out In Flames are playing the UK dates after all. Yipee, no Mendeed!


Seems that...I was the better, more well informed, overall greater man.

Seems like your mum!


Oh yeah?

*my mum punches you*
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Metalhead_Bastard wrote:
Radagast wrote:
Metalhead_Bastard wrote:
Radagast wrote:
Well it turns out In Flames are playing the UK dates after all. Yipee, no Mendeed!


Seems that...I was the better, more well informed, overall greater man.

Seems like your mum!


Oh yeah?

*my mum punches you*

Waiting for Husker to step forward and call your moms fags or something...
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Still, it's coming to my home town of Cardiff, which means I'll finally get the chance to see Slayer! Which is good, 'cause none of my favorite bands ever come to Wales
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Goat
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Mintrude wrote:
Still, it's coming to my home town of Cardiff, which means I'll finally get the chance to see Slayer! Which is good, 'cause none of my favorite bands ever come to Wales


You're from Wales?!

Wow. I would never have guessed.
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It's good to be Canadian on a day like today, because I already have my ticket and in a few short weeks will be seeing Mastodon. I can relate to Radagast though. When Dragonforce did their north american tour they started in eastern canada, went to eastern united states, then to western united states.... and then to fucking australia. They did their last show over here 20 hours away from me, and on my birthday too, just to stick it to me. So I think everyone gets screwed sometimes by their location.
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It's good to be Canadian on a day like today, because I already have my ticket and in a few short weeks will be seeing Mastodon. I can relate to Radagast though. When Dragonforce did their north american tour they started in eastern canada, went to eastern united states, then to western united states.... and then to fucking australia. They did their last show over here 20 hours away from me, and on my birthday too, just to stick it to me. So I think everyone gets screwed sometimes by their location.
d00d i live in victoria, we're like brothers
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my friend says they're still booking in europe, there's a chance they'll come here!

IF THEY DON'T, THEN FUCK THEM. WE LOVE METAL HERE, YET BANDS CONSISTENTLY IGNORE PORTUGAL!!

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THEM?!

bands play like 5 shows in fucking spain, and NOT ONE in Portugal. and if they do they go to Oporto which is like two-two and a half hours from Lisbon. and they'll probably do it on the night before some exam.

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i feel you, mate!!! Same goes here. Singapore gets all the shit!
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Victoria has a big metal scene but the only bands that have realized this and put us on their tour are Cryptopsy and Strapping Young Lad. Everyone else just goes to Vancouver and movies right along >_<
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Morlock wrote:
. So I think everyone gets screwed sometimes by their location.


Except for me, because all bands eventually come to Montreal.
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