Refering to Blabbermouth's shitty review (9/10, though) for Cellador's debut:
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COMMENT | The Reviewer And YOU Are Both Retarded!
posted by : Eyesore
7/4/2006 5:01:12 PM
The score is perfect, this album is killer, but the review is lame as always:
"The songs? Every one is a highlight. Few albums maintain this level of consistency from track to track. Honestly, pick a song, any song. Largely unconcerned with tempo variation, the group attacks with a vengeance from beginning to end; every chorus is memorable and the intensity level never wanes. Whether it is the harmony vocals on the chorus of "Wakening" or the triumphant melodies of "No Chances Lost" and "A Sign Far Beyond", the quality level remains sky high."
Wow! Every one is a highlight! Thus, no need to actually write anything that shows you listened to the album, just some vague references to "harmony vocals on the chorus" of one song and the "triumphant melodies" of two others. What is a triumphant melody exactly? And, for the record, the singer sounds NOTHING like fucking Bruce Dickinson, nice name-drop, though. Asshole.
As for you turds that post here, this band sounds like Kiske/Hansen-era Helloween. Kiske is the vocal comparison, that era of Helloween is the musical comparison. Those fit the closest. Just because Hot Topic is carrying the new Dragonforce album doesn't mean shit, you still know NOTHING about music.
Now go delete you MP3s of this album and BUY it. It's like $9.99! Surely that new spiked pleather wristband at Hot Topic can wait.
posted by : Eyesore
7/4/2006 5:01:12 PM
The score is perfect, this album is killer, but the review is lame as always:
"The songs? Every one is a highlight. Few albums maintain this level of consistency from track to track. Honestly, pick a song, any song. Largely unconcerned with tempo variation, the group attacks with a vengeance from beginning to end; every chorus is memorable and the intensity level never wanes. Whether it is the harmony vocals on the chorus of "Wakening" or the triumphant melodies of "No Chances Lost" and "A Sign Far Beyond", the quality level remains sky high."
Wow! Every one is a highlight! Thus, no need to actually write anything that shows you listened to the album, just some vague references to "harmony vocals on the chorus" of one song and the "triumphant melodies" of two others. What is a triumphant melody exactly? And, for the record, the singer sounds NOTHING like fucking Bruce Dickinson, nice name-drop, though. Asshole.
As for you turds that post here, this band sounds like Kiske/Hansen-era Helloween. Kiske is the vocal comparison, that era of Helloween is the musical comparison. Those fit the closest. Just because Hot Topic is carrying the new Dragonforce album doesn't mean shit, you still know NOTHING about music.
Now go delete you MP3s of this album and BUY it. It's like $9.99! Surely that new spiked pleather wristband at Hot Topic can wait.
Right on, tell it sister!
