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Author:  noodles [ Wed Aug 05, 2009 6:10 pm ]
Post subject:  Fake prog metal

Someone else and I have decided that this is a new genre describing bands who are all about complex/weird/sexy-as-fuck prog riffs/songs/melodies, are (primarily) instrumental, and since they're all about riffs, do not have much soloing. Examples include Indukti, Trephine, East of the Wall, Canvas Solaris, Zebulon Pike, Das War, Electro Quarterstaff, and A((Wake)).

Discuss this beautiful genre.

Author:  Metalhead_Bastard [ Wed Aug 05, 2009 6:42 pm ]
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Yeah having less solos makes your music better :lame:

FUCK

Author:  noodles [ Wed Aug 05, 2009 6:57 pm ]
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It's not specifically the less solos, but it's more the thought process of "OK how are we going to make this entertaining without using a guitar solo?"

Author:  Satan's Anus [ Wed Aug 05, 2009 7:28 pm ]
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I didn't realize guitar solos were a prog requirement.

It's people like you that invented terms like grunge and nu-metal. Cut it out.

Author:  The Evil Dead [ Wed Aug 05, 2009 7:36 pm ]
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Satan's Anus wrote:
It's people like you that invented terms like grunge and nu-metal. Cut it out.


But those terms make sense.

Author:  noodles [ Wed Aug 05, 2009 7:46 pm ]
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Satan's Anus wrote:
I didn't realize guitar solos were a prog requirement.


Well they're nearly universal in both prog and metal. And I also didn't say that they were a requirement o.O

Author:  Legacy Of The Night [ Wed Aug 05, 2009 7:46 pm ]
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I don't follow. :ph34r:

Author:  Lucifer's Son [ Wed Aug 05, 2009 7:55 pm ]
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Satan's Anus wrote:
I didn't realize guitar solos were a prog requirement.

It never was. Soft Machine or Van der Graaft Generator had no lead guitar.

Author:  Ness [ Thu Aug 06, 2009 8:06 pm ]
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What a pompous thread. :rolleyes:

Author:  noodles [ Thu Aug 06, 2009 9:00 pm ]
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This is going well.

Author:  Goat [ Thu Aug 06, 2009 9:03 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Fake prog metal

noodles wrote:
Someone else and I have decided that this is a new genre describing bands who are all about complex/weird/sexy-as-fuck prog riffs/songs/melodies, are (primarily) instrumental, and since they're all about riffs, do not have much soloing. Examples include Indukti, Trephine, East of the Wall, Canvas Solaris, Zebulon Pike, Das War, Electro Quarterstaff, and A((Wake)).

Discuss this beautiful genre.


I don't get where the "fakeness" comes from. Just the lack of soloing?

Author:  noodles [ Thu Aug 06, 2009 11:27 pm ]
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Because it's related to prog metal but different in important ways.

Author:  Goat [ Thu Aug 06, 2009 11:47 pm ]
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So it's progressive prog metal?

Author:  noodles [ Fri Aug 07, 2009 12:40 am ]
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It's not really more progressive, just focused on different things.

Author:  Satan's Anus [ Fri Aug 07, 2009 2:52 am ]
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noodles wrote:
This is going well.

:lol: :lol:

Author:  Satan's Anus [ Fri Aug 07, 2009 2:54 am ]
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Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeoooooow! Widdlywiddlywiddly didaloodaloo.

This thread is now progressive.

Author:  TheOctavarius [ Thu Oct 08, 2009 2:44 am ]
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This thread reminds me of a retarded kid wearing a helmet.

Author:  Holy_Terror [ Thu Oct 08, 2009 4:03 am ]
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more like retarded kid wearing a helmet trying to fuck a door knob

Author:  hellraiser_xes [ Thu Oct 08, 2009 9:18 am ]
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It should be 'Riff-Progressive Metal' then. But really, who cares if there's a solo or not?

Author:  Radagast [ Thu Oct 08, 2009 2:12 pm ]
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OK GUYS NEW THREAD STARTING......NOW KTHX

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