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 Post subject: Hillarious metal songs.
PostPosted: Tue Mar 11, 2008 6:10 am 
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36 Crazyfists - Turns To Ashes [Brock Lindow sounds like a schoolgirl crying for a lollipop.]

Kamelot - Nights Of Arabia [Thats the kind of music that you would expect in a cheap Arab brothel .LOL. ]


do you have any more ???
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Blade
 Post subject: Re: Hillarious metal songs.
PostPosted: Tue Mar 11, 2008 6:30 am 
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-metalhead- wrote:
36 Crazyfists - Turns To Ashes [Brock Lindow sounds like a schoolgirl crying for a lollipop.]

Kamelot - Nights Of Arabia [Thats the kind of music that you would expect in a cheap Arab brothel .LOL. ]


do you have any more ???


Nights Of Arabia kicks ass!! :dio:
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MetalStorm
 Post subject: Re: Hillarious metal songs.
PostPosted: Tue Mar 11, 2008 7:51 am 
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-metalhead- wrote:
36 Crazyfists - Turns To Ashes [Brock Lindow sounds like a schoolgirl crying for a lollipop.]

Kamelot - Nights Of Arabia [Thats the kind of music that you would expect in a cheap Arab brothel .LOL. ]


do you have any more ???


Nights Of Arabia isn't a funny song it doesn't have funny lyrics in fact it's the one song that got me into Kamelot.
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-metalhead-
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you mean to see u like the first 20 secs of the song???

to me that was very funny.

i never meant funny lyrics.

P.S :
i love kamelot.
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-metalhead- wrote:
you mean to see u like the first 20 secs of the song???

to me that was very funny.

i never meant funny lyrics.

P.S :
i love kamelot.


Nah I don't see how it's funny I get the feeling of being in an arabic desert searching for an oasis then being in arab brothel as you said but that's just me.

If you want funny listen to Manowar's Die For Metal now that's some funny stuff :lol:
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I 100% agree on Nights of Arabia. What a horrible song, and yes it is commical.
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I'll do whatever it takes to find the metal. The metaaaaaaaal detectoooor (squeal). ~ Best chorus ever!
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metalNESS wrote:
I 100% agree on Nights of Arabia. What a horrible song, and yes it is commical.


You're a married man, for Christ's sakes, you should know better.

And what do you have against Arab brothels?
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Gamma Ray - Money. Kai sounds like he just escaped from an asylum.

Finntroll - Kitteldags. The lyrics are just hilarious and the boiling cauldron in the background is the icing on the cake.
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metalNESS wrote:
I 100% agree on Nights of Arabia.


Same.

it's funny when metal bands take ideas from the cheesiest of movie soundtracks. i don't think it sucks though, just needs to be taken with a grain of salt D:
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-metalhead- wrote:
36 Crazyfists - Turns To Ashes [Brock Lindow sounds like a schoolgirl crying for a lollipop.]

Kamelot - Nights Of Arabia [Thats the kind of music that you would expect in a cheap Arab brothel .LOL. ]


do you have any more ???


What the hell? Nights Of Arabia is a sad song. There's nothing comical about it.

Comical is Judas Priest's 'Turbo' in its entirety.
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Seinfeld26 wrote:
Eternal Combustion - Metal Detector

I'll do whatever it takes to find the metal. The metaaaaaaaal detectoooor (squeal). ~ Best chorus ever!


lol
I've got to hear that!
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If you want funny listen to some Hammerfall,Rhapsody On Fire and Manowar now some of that stuff is funny.
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MetalStorm
 Post subject: Re: Hillarious metal songs.
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TheOctavarius wrote:
-metalhead- wrote:
36 Crazyfists - Turns To Ashes [Brock Lindow sounds like a schoolgirl crying for a lollipop.]

Kamelot - Nights Of Arabia [Thats the kind of music that you would expect in a cheap Arab brothel .LOL. ]


do you have any more ???


What the hell? Nights Of Arabia is a sad song. There's nothing comical about it.

Comical is Judas Priest's 'Turbo' in its entirety.


LOL agreed but it's a catchy song though "I'm your turbo lover" :lol:
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The ReAnaconda song...Zimmer's Hole
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Hey Zad, can I run this new member off the forum? :lol:

What a horrible thread.
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Hey Zad, can I run this new member off the forum? :lol:

What a horrible thread.


He's contributing more than you, old man.

ZING
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Afro Lint
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heatseeker wrote:
Afro Lint wrote:
Hey Zad, can I run this new member off the forum? :lol:

What a horrible thread.

He's contributing more than you, old man.

ZING

Pffft! I contribute tons. It's not my fault no one likes me. :lol:
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MetalStorm
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Afro Lint wrote:
heatseeker wrote:
Afro Lint wrote:
Hey Zad, can I run this new member off the forum? :lol:

What a horrible thread.

He's contributing more than you, old man.

ZING

Pffft! I contribute tons. It's not my fault no one likes me. :lol:


Yes it is :P
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