Hillarious metal songs.

Ness · **Posted:** Sat Mar 22, 2008 1:31 pm

Mintrude wrote:

X-Japan-Celebration raises a few laughs. "Revorrution!"

HAHAHA!! Good call. :lol:

Goat · **Posted:** Sun Mar 23, 2008 2:36 am

New Edguy rules!

And didn't Maiden write an even better one about Dune?

Mike · **Posted:** Sun Mar 23, 2008 3:25 am

Zad wrote:

New Edguy rules!

And didn't Maiden write an even better one about Dune?

Yes they did but that's actually a great track IMO. QFF is just painful to listen to. I've been skipping over that track for 25 years.

MetalStorm · **Posted:** Sun Mar 23, 2008 3:32 am

Now this is funny I forgot about some of Helloween's stuff.

Gorgar:

You're runnin' around in the gamblin' hall
Every night it's the same
You're lookin' for something new to play
To win and have fun is your aim

A pinball speaks to you
His metal voice is knockin' in your head
You can't resist you'll have to play
You're just another victim caught in the trap

Gorgar will eat you, Gorgar - man you'll never win - hey
Gorgar will eat you, Gorgar - but you keep on playin' - hey

Your blood is boilin' your eyes grow wide -
Advance - too late
Gamblin' fever has taken your mind - this fuckin' machine of hate

You spend all your money but you'll never win
You're always the loser and the robot's voice keeps hammering

Gorgar will eat you, Gorgar - man you'll never win - hey
Gorgar will eat you, Gorgar - but you keep on playin' - hey

Wastin' money for fun every night
Livin' for today no thoughts for tomorrow
Man you are dead don't you realize
Wake up and live before it's too late

Stefan · **Posted:** Sun Mar 23, 2008 3:15 pm

Zad wrote:

New Edguy rules!

And didn't Maiden write an even better one about Dune?

I don't care how stupid the lyrics to To Tame A Land are... It's a great song.

I recently heard "La Marche des Gendarmes" by Edguy and this has too be the stupidest thing any metal band ever did. Ho, by the way, it's a cover of the theme song of a 70's French comedy with Louis de Funès.

skeetkatz · **Posted:** Sun Mar 23, 2008 10:32 pm

I don't know how "metal" they are, but anything by Static-X. Just look at a picture of them. They're terrible.

3 Inches of Blood - The Great Hall of Feasting
The use of the cowbell is brilliant. An excellent yet funny song.

I can't ever laugh at Gorgar, because I'm pretty sure it's the only low point on an otherwise stellar album. It makes me sad.

Mintrude · **Posted:** Sun Mar 23, 2008 10:40 pm

metalNESS wrote:

Mintrude wrote:

X-Japan-Celebration raises a few laughs. "Revorrution!"

HAHAHA!! Good call. :lol:

You may be interested to know that their catalogue is getting a reissue for the West.

Adveser · **Joined:** Tue Nov 13, 2007 1:26 am **Posts:** 2491

I think Dope are pretty damn funny. Not in a sarcastic-hatefilled way, I like 'em. They are the modern Motely Crue. But they have some stupid ass lyrics that make Rap seem really intellectual at times.

Ness · **Posted:** Tue Mar 25, 2008 12:31 pm

Mintrude wrote:

metalNESS wrote:

Mintrude wrote:

X-Japan-Celebration raises a few laughs. "Revorrution!"

HAHAHA!! Good call. :lol:

You may be interested to know that their catalogue is getting a reissue for the West.

Yes, yes I am.

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