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stevelovesmoonspell
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and intensity is everything?


When comparing novelty acts, yes.
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and I disagree.

and so do all the Tankard fans in the world.
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Now now lads, keep it focused. We're talking about how much Hell Yeah sucks.
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Hell Yeah sucks more than Cannibal Corpse.

true story


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I wouldn't touch either with a ten foot pole...
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I wouldn't touch either with a ten foot pole...


Same here.
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warfleloup wrote:
I wouldn't touch either with a ten foot pole...


Same here.


Whenever i go to a record store i always take both bands albums to the Nickleback section, i figure people who enjoy Nickleback are gonna like those bands too.
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The_Voice wrote:
MetalStorm wrote:
warfleloup wrote:
I wouldn't touch either with a ten foot pole...


Same here.


Whenever i go to a record store i always take both bands albums to the Nickleback section, i figure people who enjoy Nickleback are gonna like those bands too.


Ah, Voice. Defending the Faith like a motherfucker!
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MetalStorm wrote:
warfleloup wrote:
I wouldn't touch either with a ten foot pole...


Same here.


Whenever i go to a record store i always take both bands albums to the Nickleback section, i figure people who enjoy Nickleback are gonna like those bands too.


LOL :lol:
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I've heard that "Alcohol and Ass" song. One of the worst I've heard in a while.


Lol, you didn't even realise how bad it was.

It's actually called "Alcohaulin' Ass." Worst. Pun. Ever.
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Hellyeah are on the same plane of musical worthlessness as Nickelback are.
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Frigid not having turned up to defend this band makes my mind boggle at how truly shit they must be. I'm scared to listen.
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With all that hype, I don't think you'll be amazed by the shitness.

Truth be told, I've heard way worse.
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Orion wrote:
I've heard that "Alcohol and Ass" song. One of the worst I've heard in a while.

It's even worse when you realize it's a pun. The real title is "Alcohaulin' Ass".

Christ, where's that facepalm emote when I need it...
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They're boring as fuck.

"lawl, let's play boring as fuck riffs like we did in Pantera, use faux-testosterone stimulants like we did in Pantera, but through in a couple more obvious breakdowns so the modern kiddies will dig us as well."

Fuck off.

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Is it really that bad? Yeah it definitely isn't good but it doesn't make me angry or anything.
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FrigidSymphony wrote:
They're boring as fuck.

"lawl, let's play boring as fuck riffs like we did in Pantera, use faux-testosterone stimulants like we did in Pantera, but through in a couple more obvious breakdowns so the modern kiddies will dig us as well."

Fuck off.


I can't recall any "modern kiddies" even remotely interested in the material of Hellyeah. I guess they need more breakdowns eh?
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Legacy Of The Night
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Frankly, I don't know who in their right minds would be interested in Hellyeah... besides some obnoxious white trash rednecks who need testosterone music to bang their cousins to.
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People who heard it on a wrestling program on telly? :unsure:
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