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Cú Chulainn
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Nope.


You have respect for Avril Lavigne, Jessica Simpson, Billy Ray Cyrus, Benji Madden, and Sarah Silverman, those well-known paragons of Metallic integrity?


Metallic integrity? :lol:
Seriously, who the fuck care? :rolleyes: Steel Panther is hair metal, dude ! :wink:


Because they make themselves out to be defenders of all things true etc. FFS, I give up.


Apart for one Manowar-esque song about the gayness of all non-metal, all their songs are about sex.

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And damn good hair metal at that, too.

Oh and Sarah Silverman is both hot and funny.



I liked Sarah as Patty Di Marco ..... the long time girl friend of Ned Schneebly in School Of Rock....I would like to tap that Jewish Beaver.....
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Cú Chulainn
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Ohhh yeah.

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lol a disturbed fan arguing about metallic integrity


STFU noodles.


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+1 to Zad for telling you fucks how lame you are.
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+1 to Zad for telling you fucks how lame you are.


yup, and Sarah Silverman isn't funny, she's annoying. And hot? meh..
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+1 to Zad for telling you fucks how lame you are.


yup, and Sarah Silverman isn't funny, she's annoying. And hot? meh..
Indeed. Could you imagine her god awful voice during sex? It'd be like fucking a goose.
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FrigidSymphony wrote:
I'm listening to Feel the Steel right now and these lyrics are making me laugh. Plus they can play, that's for sure.

"Fuck the Goo Goo Dolls, they can suck my balls
They look like the dogs that hang out at the mall

Eminem can suck it, so can Dr. Dre
They can suck each other just because they're gay
They can suck a dick, they can lick a sack
Everybody shout, "Heavy metal's back!"

Death to all but metal
Death to all but metal
Death to all but metal

Death to Papa Roach, Blink 182
All those fucking pussies sounds like doggy-doo
Wearing baggy pants, spiking up their hair
They're not worth the crust on my underwear

Where is Def Leppard? Where is Mötley Crüe?
Why do all my lyrics sound like Dr. Seuss?

Death to all but metal
Death to all but metal
Death to all but metal

Kills those fucking fuckheads who program MTV
They can suck my ass with all the record companies

Death to Britney Spears, kill the little slut
Kill Madonna too and then fuck her in the butt
Fuck Mariah Carey, death to Sheryl Crowe
They can kiss each other on the camel toe
50 Cent's a fag, so is Kanye West
Shooting hot sperm on each others' chest

Death to all but metal
Death to all but metal
Death to all but metal"


:lol: Reminds me of some lyrics of Anal Cunt.
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Fingon wrote:
traptunderice wrote:
+1 to Zad for telling you fucks how lame you are.


yup, and Sarah Silverman isn't funny, she's annoying. And hot? meh..

Yeah what these guys said.
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Sarah Silverman is lame, and she's not hot in any way.
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Mike
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Steel Panther = Worthless

Silverman = a good dirty shallow half hour.
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Steel Panther is a corporate pussy that is getting fucked by US dollars and endless publicity.
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Lucifer's Son
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Holy_Terror wrote:
Steel Panther is a corporate pussy that is getting fucked by US dollars and endless publicity.


Well, I think judging them from an European perspective changes all then.
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This is my very first experience of this band...

I like it. Sorry, but this is good humored, tongue-in-cheek fun.

"Kill britney spears, Kill the little slut,
Kill madonna too, then fuck her in the butt"

It's just that sort of poetry that elevates hair metal to awesomeness in my mind.

And the ballad...FUCKING LOL. "mamma's little girl got all stiiiicky...."
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