Hillarious metal songs.

Goat · **Posted:** Wed Mar 12, 2008 12:47 pm

Afro Lint wrote:

Hey Zad, can I run this new member off the forum? :lol:

What a horrible thread.

Be my guest.

heatseeker · **Posted:** Wed Mar 12, 2008 11:37 pm

Afro Lint wrote:

heatseeker wrote:

Afro Lint wrote:

Hey Zad, can I run this new member off the forum? :lol:

What a horrible thread.

He's contributing more than you, old man.

ZING

Pffft! I contribute tons. It's not my fault no one likes me. :lol:

True...oh well.

Radagast · **Posted:** Thu Mar 13, 2008 12:53 am

MetalStorm wrote:

Afro Lint wrote:

heatseeker wrote:

Afro Lint wrote:

Hey Zad, can I run this new member off the forum? :lol:

What a horrible thread.

He's contributing more than you, old man.

ZING

Pffft! I contribute tons. It's not my fault no one likes me. :lol:

Yes it is

Ha! A "zinger!"

Pasqua · **Posted:** Tue Mar 18, 2008 6:24 pm

Lots of Manowar songs are funny. Warriors of the World is the funniest ...

"If I should fall in battle ... my brothers who FIGHT by my side ... gather my horse and weapons , tell my family how I died ... until then I will be strong ... I will FIGHT for all that is real (real??? wtf) ... all who stand in my way will DIE ... BY STEEEEEEEELLL"

C'mon, thats funny!

Antonakis · **Posted:** Tue Mar 18, 2008 11:38 pm

Pasqua wrote:

Lots of Manowar songs are funny. Warriors of the World is the funniest ...

"If I should fall in battle ... my brothers who FIGHT by my side ... gather my horse and weapons , tell my family how I died ... until then I will be strong ... I will FIGHT for all that is real (real??? wtf) ... all who stand in my way will DIE ... BY STEEEEEEEELLL"

C'mon, thats funny!

That's heroic man, I got goosebumps just reading it. Manowar have written ridiculous stuff but that's not one of them.

Pasqua · **Posted:** Wed Mar 19, 2008 4:19 pm

Antonakis wrote:

Pasqua wrote:

Lots of Manowar songs are funny. Warriors of the World is the funniest ...

"If I should fall in battle ... my brothers who FIGHT by my side ... gather my horse and weapons , tell my family how I died ... until then I will be strong ... I will FIGHT for all that is real (real??? wtf) ... all who stand in my way will DIE ... BY STEEEEEEEELLL"

C'mon, thats funny!

That's heroic man, I got goosebumps just reading it. Manowar have written ridiculous stuff but that's not one of them.

The fact that you have goosebumps just reading it ... is funny :lol:

Ganondorf · **Posted:** Wed Mar 19, 2008 11:39 pm

Chasing the Dragon - Dream Evil

The corniest song containing the word "Dragon" in its title ever.

Tlaloc · **Posted:** Thu Mar 20, 2008 5:48 am

I'd have to say Die for Metal by Manowar. The Amazon review for this album hit the nail on the head, "Manowar have taken lyrical stupidity to a new level". Or words to that effect.

MetalStorm · **Posted:** Thu Mar 20, 2008 6:41 am

Tlaloc wrote:

I'd have to say Die for Metal by Manowar. The Amazon review for this album hit the nail on the head, "Manowar have taken lyrical stupidity to a new level". Or words to that effect.

Yes I agree but that song is so fun to listen to :lol:

Stefan · **Posted:** Thu Mar 20, 2008 5:49 pm

I'm surprised nobody's think of it...

Iron Maiden - Sun and Steel

showmaster · **Posted:** Thu Mar 20, 2008 10:33 pm

Tompa wrote:

Seinfeld26 wrote:

Eternal Combustion - Metal Detector

I'll do whatever it takes to find the metal. The metaaaaaaaal detectoooor (squeal). ~ Best chorus ever!

lol
I've got to hear that!

Me too!

showmaster · **Posted:** Thu Mar 20, 2008 10:37 pm

Pasqua wrote:

Lots of Manowar songs are funny. Warriors of the World is the funniest ...

"If I should fall in battle ... my brothers who FIGHT by my side ... gather my horse and weapons , tell my family how I died ... until then I will be strong ... I will FIGHT for all that is real (real??? wtf) ... all who stand in my way will DIE ... BY STEEEEEEEELLL"

C'mon, thats funny!

OK, if you want to comment lyrics like that then we can take whole Manowar discography (ok, maybe not the battle hymns album there are few normal songs which are not into their style which I hate), almost all of their lyrics are idiotic and if you ask me they're goin' towards gay too much.

Stefan · **Posted:** Thu Mar 20, 2008 11:27 pm

And...

IRON MAIDEN - QUEST FOR FIRE !!!

Quote:

In a time when dinosaurs walked the earth
When the land was swamp and caves were home
In an age when prize possession was fire
To search for landscapes men would roam.

Then the tribes they came to steal their fire
And the wolves they howled into the night
As they fought a vicious angry battle
to save the power of warmth and light.

Drawn by quest for fire
They searched all through the land
Drawn by quest for fire
Discovery of man.

And they thought that when the embers died away
That the flame of life had burnt and died
Didn't know the sparks that made the fire
Were made by rubbing stick and stone.

So they ploughed through the forest and swamps of danger
And they fought the cannibal tribes and beasts
In the search to find another fire
To regain the power of light and heat.

Drawn by quest for fire
They searched across the land
Drawn by quest for fire
Discovery of man.

God! Can HARRIS write lyrics!!! :lol:

Legacy Of The Night · **Posted:** Fri Mar 21, 2008 2:20 am

Stefan wrote:

And...

IRON MAIDEN - QUEST FOR FIRE !!!

Quote:

In a time when dinosaurs walked the earth
When the land was swamp and caves were home
In an age when prize possession was fire
To search for landscapes men would roam.

Then the tribes they came to steal their fire
And the wolves they howled into the night
As they fought a vicious angry battle
to save the power of warmth and light.

Drawn by quest for fire
They searched all through the land
Drawn by quest for fire
Discovery of man.

And they thought that when the embers died away
That the flame of life had burnt and died
Didn't know the sparks that made the fire
Were made by rubbing stick and stone.

So they ploughed through the forest and swamps of danger
And they fought the cannibal tribes and beasts
In the search to find another fire
To regain the power of light and heat.

Drawn by quest for fire
They searched across the land
Drawn by quest for fire
Discovery of man.

God! Can HARRIS write lyrics!!! :lol:

That's the only song I skip on that album. It's just too ridiculous for me to even listen to.

"Hey, I've got an idea! Let's write a song about cavemen!"

"Sounds good."

???

Radagast · **Posted:** Fri Mar 21, 2008 2:15 pm

Legacy Of The Night wrote:

Stefan wrote:

And...

IRON MAIDEN - QUEST FOR FIRE !!!

Quote:

In a time when dinosaurs walked the earth
When the land was swamp and caves were home
In an age when prize possession was fire
To search for landscapes men would roam.

Then the tribes they came to steal their fire
And the wolves they howled into the night
As they fought a vicious angry battle
to save the power of warmth and light.

Drawn by quest for fire
They searched all through the land
Drawn by quest for fire
Discovery of man.

And they thought that when the embers died away
That the flame of life had burnt and died
Didn't know the sparks that made the fire
Were made by rubbing stick and stone.

So they ploughed through the forest and swamps of danger
And they fought the cannibal tribes and beasts
In the search to find another fire
To regain the power of light and heat.

Drawn by quest for fire
They searched across the land
Drawn by quest for fire
Discovery of man.

God! Can HARRIS write lyrics!!! :lol:

That's the only song I skip on that album. It's just too ridiculous for me to even listen to.

"Hey, I've got an idea! Let's write a song about cavemen!"

"Sounds good."

???

Well, more "let's write a song about a stupid movie about cavemen and keep all the historical inaccuracies intact." Still sounds stupid though. In a funny way.

Stefan just has it in for Steve Harris because he didn't hire him to replace Bruce or something...

ganeshaRules · **Posted:** Fri Mar 21, 2008 4:40 pm

Radagast wrote:

Legacy Of The Night wrote:

Stefan wrote:

And...

IRON MAIDEN - QUEST FOR FIRE !!!

Quote:

In a time when dinosaurs walked the earth
When the land was swamp and caves were home
In an age when prize possession was fire
To search for landscapes men would roam.

Then the tribes they came to steal their fire
And the wolves they howled into the night
As they fought a vicious angry battle
to save the power of warmth and light.

Drawn by quest for fire
They searched all through the land
Drawn by quest for fire
Discovery of man.

And they thought that when the embers died away
That the flame of life had burnt and died
Didn't know the sparks that made the fire
Were made by rubbing stick and stone.

So they ploughed through the forest and swamps of danger
And they fought the cannibal tribes and beasts
In the search to find another fire
To regain the power of light and heat.

Drawn by quest for fire
They searched across the land
Drawn by quest for fire
Discovery of man.

God! Can HARRIS write lyrics!!! :lol:

That's the only song I skip on that album. It's just too ridiculous for me to even listen to.

"Hey, I've got an idea! Let's write a song about cavemen!"

"Sounds good."

???

Well, more "let's write a song about a stupid movie about cavemen and keep all the historical inaccuracies intact." Still sounds stupid though. In a funny way.

Stefan just has it in for Steve Harris because he didn't hire him to replace Bruce or something...

It's better than that... It's let's write a song about a movie about cavemen, let's keep all the historical inaccuracies intact, and let's put a lot more to make the song more cool.

The movie "Quest for fire" has historical inaccuracies, but starting the song with "In a time when dinosaurs walked the earth" is just ridiculous.

Mintrude · **Posted:** Fri Mar 21, 2008 5:42 pm

X-Japan-Celebration raises a few laughs. "Revorrution!"

MetalLord21 · **Joined:** Fri Feb 24, 2006 8:42 pm **Posts:** 6

Edguy - Lavatory Love Machine

A painfully funny (and bad) moment on a otherwise good album.

Holy_Terror · **Posted:** Sat Mar 22, 2008 2:01 am

Actually any song by Edguy is hilarious because they all suck so bad. Rhapsody is pretty bad too, and Dragonforce, I can't hear anything by those three bands without laughing.

EdgeOfForever · **Posted:** Sat Mar 22, 2008 1:31 pm

Holy_Terror wrote:

Actually any song by Edguy is hilarious because they all suck so bad. Rhapsody is pretty bad too, and Dragonforce, I can't hear anything by those three bands without laughing.

I agree. Although Edguy used to make some cool stuff, their newer albums are really shitty. Asylum is probably the only newer song by them that I like.

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