Oh My God, I can't believe they did this.

Satan's Anus · **Joined:** Sun Mar 22, 2009 7:37 pm **Posts:** 1046

Holy_Terror wrote:

Ha ha, god, I just made the mistake of listening to it again. I correct myself, it sounds like a mixture of pop and circus music.

Well, there you go. Circus music has never been popular in the mainstream.

You lose.

Holy_Terror · **Posted:** Mon Dec 14, 2009 7:18 pm

Not true, look at Cirque du Soleil and Barnum and Bailey. People still flock to go see those shows.

Goat · **Posted:** Mon Dec 14, 2009 7:22 pm

This is turning into some strange satire, surely.

DevotedWalnut · **Posted:** Mon Dec 14, 2009 7:38 pm

surely you can't be serious.

I am serious, and don't call me Shirley.

Holy_Terror · **Posted:** Mon Dec 14, 2009 7:52 pm

How dare you?

No, no! How dare you?

How dare you no no my how dare you!!??

TheOctavarius · **Posted:** Tue Dec 15, 2009 3:38 am

Vaginas have their own personalities. Some are uptight, and some hang real low.

DevotedWalnut · **Posted:** Tue Dec 15, 2009 8:31 pm

in b4 lockz

Seinfeld26 · **Posted:** Mon Dec 21, 2009 5:54 pm

DevotedWalnut wrote:

Helloween doing polka covers would definitely get me to listen to them again.

They already covered ABBA, so doing polka covers can't be too far off for them.

Aaaaaanyway, instead of wasting their time with the hopefully-dying trend of rerecording old songs, why don't they just get a new album out next year?

Satan's Anus · **Joined:** Sun Mar 22, 2009 7:37 pm **Posts:** 1046

Seinfeld26 wrote:

DevotedWalnut wrote:

Helloween doing polka covers would definitely get me to listen to them again.

They already covered ABBA, so doing polka covers can't be too far off for them.

Aaaaaanyway, instead of wasting their time with the hopefully-dying trend of rerecording old songs, why don't they just get a new album out next year?

I imagine they will.

Satan's Anus · **Joined:** Sun Mar 22, 2009 7:37 pm **Posts:** 1046

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rVY4CK8ciJw :lol:

Look how serious they're taking this shit! Unreal. They've clearly sold out. This will be a huge hit!

huskerc7 · **Joined:** Tue Aug 25, 2009 6:58 am **Posts:** 17520

this is fucking awesome

The Mighty Skub · **Joined:** Sat Jul 26, 2008 4:22 am **Posts:** 31

Well, it's definitely interesting. I'll give it that.

Goat · **Posted:** Thu Dec 24, 2009 12:13 pm

Heh, I quite like it.

Supremist · **Joined:** Mon Nov 09, 2009 10:59 pm **Posts:** 61

Hate it.
What a bunch of useless crap.
Dr. Stein never was a very good song but this version is... Patheticly embarrassing.

Cú Chulainn · **Posted:** Thu Dec 24, 2009 1:43 pm

Goddamm that was awesome. Fucking hilarious, loved the sax solo. We need more saxophone in Metal.

Ness · **Posted:** Thu Dec 24, 2009 2:03 pm

Didn't like it. I prefer power metal to be power metal. Glad some people like it though, clearly Helloween are having fun with it.

Holy_Terror · **Posted:** Sat Dec 26, 2009 10:33 pm

.......well I guess I shouldnt be suprised. Helloween is a pop band now.

PyroMan · **Posted:** Sat Dec 26, 2009 11:16 pm

I just wasted an hour listening to this crap. I hate to say it but it's worse than Chameleon or any other Helloween record. It may even be the worst album I've heard all year. The Keeper's Trilogy is the only half decent song but I'm still considering giving this album 0.

Cú Chulainn · **Posted:** Sun Dec 27, 2009 9:07 pm

It's not supposed to be metal. What the fuck. It's like bitching about Bruce Dickinson making a movie because "it's boring to listen to- the last Iron Maiden album was so much better."

Satan's Anus · **Joined:** Sun Mar 22, 2009 7:37 pm **Posts:** 1046

Holy_Terror wrote:

.......well I guess I shouldnt be suprised. Helloween is a pop band now.

I thought they've been a Euro Pop band for like 20 years now?

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