Define 'True' Metal please

Ness · **Posted:** Sun Oct 30, 2005 1:08 am

[quote="Seinfeld26"][/quote]

Dude, your avatar rules.

Holy_Terror · **Posted:** Sun Oct 30, 2005 4:13 am

Seinfeld26 wrote:

There are two kinds of metal. There's "True Metal" and there's "Tr00 Metal." "True Metal" is simply real metal like Slayer, (old) Metallica, and pretty much any other band you'd find on a site like this.

"Tr00 Metal", on the other hand, refers a barbaric group of elitist pigs who scurry about with their Manowar tee-shirts on horses with lit torches in hand, shouting "Death To False Metal!!!" while incinerating anything and everything that might be considered "false." Nobody knows where they came from or how they came to be. They were just somehow born in the midst of the ashes of Black Sabbath.

Huh?

Holy_Terror · **Posted:** Sun Oct 30, 2005 4:13 am

Seinfeld26 wrote:

There are two kinds of metal. There's "True Metal" and there's "Tr00 Metal." "True Metal" is simply real metal like Slayer, (old) Metallica, and pretty much any other band you'd find on a site like this.

"Tr00 Metal", on the other hand, refers a barbaric group of elitist pigs who scurry about with their Manowar tee-shirts on horses with lit torches in hand, shouting "Death To False Metal!!!" while incinerating anything and everything that might be considered "false." Nobody knows where they came from or how they came to be. They were just somehow born in the midst of the ashes of Black Sabbath.

Huh?

MetalStorm · **Posted:** Sun Oct 30, 2005 4:14 am

Holy_Terror wrote:

Seinfeld26 wrote:

There are two kinds of metal. There's "True Metal" and there's "Tr00 Metal." "True Metal" is simply real metal like Slayer, (old) Metallica, and pretty much any other band you'd find on a site like this.

"Tr00 Metal", on the other hand, refers a barbaric group of elitist pigs who scurry about with their Manowar tee-shirts on horses with lit torches in hand, shouting "Death To False Metal!!!" while incinerating anything and everything that might be considered "false." Nobody knows where they came from or how they came to be. They were just somehow born in the midst of the ashes of Black Sabbath.

Huh?

Asgardlord · **Posted:** Sun Oct 30, 2005 11:13 am

Hahaha, yourself, metalica, and slayer, hold about as much musical weight as a single note from Into Glory Ride. So you can take your so called true metal, and listen to it joyfully with the other hardcore, nu, and yo apes who enjoy metallica and slayer these days :wink:

otakon · **Posted:** Sun Oct 30, 2005 11:36 am

Agree 100% Asgardlord.

and Manilla Road is one of the best true metal bands out there.

Holy_Terror · **Posted:** Sun Oct 30, 2005 5:17 pm

Right you are. And personally I am proud to be an elitist pig. I sit in my basement and scoff at other metal heads for not having the japenese version of the Cloven Hoof debut. And when we play shows and all the cradle of filth fags with corpse paint come up and as me what patches I have on my very cult denim, I laugh at them too and promplty proceed to step on state and join Harbinger for some good old fashioned magical rockin NWOBHM. WHY? Because I find any other way completely unacceptable....for myself that is. Now with that I'm going to listen to 3 songs from the Savage Circus album because I think they're the only good ones.

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