Most ridiculous press

Adveser · **Joined:** Tue Nov 13, 2007 1:26 am **Posts:** 2491

I happened to run into this today. It is a mystery why this is worded that way considering there are thousands (okay, hundreds, let's not get carried away) of american fans that re-write it. Olaf does that with the lyrics, which is appreciated. I think it's comical myself and enjoy reading reading every word of broken English I can find from the Italian Power Metal bands.

Got anything similar? What ridiculous press releases have you seen?

http://rhapsody-ru.com/content-biofabioeng.htm

(i thought it was worth a mention: for the record there was no "disputes" with Vision Divine. Rhapsody forced him to leave.)

MetalStorm · **Posted:** Sat Jan 15, 2011 3:39 am

"That it is one of the best singers of the metal"

WTF :blink:

Rob_ · **Posted:** Sat Jan 15, 2011 4:23 am

"He almost doesn’t yield to the leaders of the band (Luca Turilli and Alex Staropoli) "

He does indeed yield to the leaders of the band,BUT GODDAMNIT HE ALMOST DOSEN'T!!!!!! :lol:

Adveser · **Joined:** Tue Nov 13, 2007 1:26 am **Posts:** 2491

MetalStorm wrote:

"That it is one of the best singers of the metal"

WTF :blink:

I noticed that bit too and had the same reaction.

WTF is going on in that last couple of paragraphs?

There was also this:

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11 dance songs with Fabio vocals were realized till 2003!!
“Nobody told me that i must sing "only" about the "emerald sword" in my life.. if you fell that.. well, it's easy.. you can listen to me only in rhapsody!!! he, he...”
When he is asked: “If you were not a singer, what job would you like to have?” – Fabio answers: “...mmmm, i like to paint..so..or better, maybe a job in a natural park!!!..i love the nature and animals..or maybe the best videogame-player of the world!!!!!!he,he...”

I wonder if his laughs sound like "hehe." I hope not because there sure were a lot of them in that interview.

Thy Serpent · **Posted:** Sat Jan 15, 2011 5:35 am

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Of course, it was illegal. Ah! Ah! Ah!

I guess he just had an orgasm there.

MetalStorm · **Posted:** Sat Jan 15, 2011 10:08 am

This guy deserves the Pulitzer :rolleyes:

Legacy Of The Night · **Posted:** Sat Jan 15, 2011 11:05 am

Thy Serpent wrote:

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Of course, it was illegal. Ah! Ah! Ah!

I guess he just had an orgasm there.

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