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 Post subject: Children Of Bodom - In Your Face (#2920)
PostPosted: Mon Sep 12, 2005 12:14 pm 
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PostPosted: Mon Sep 12, 2005 3:01 pm 
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This is the trouble with metal, people thinking that a bunch of drunk prats doing Britney Spears covers is funny. Hey - it's not.


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I can't believe someone thought this was a good idea for a piece of cover art, even for a single. It's suitable for a nu-metal OMG FUCK THA WORLD! I'M DISAFFECTED! anthem, certainly not for anything else.

Of course, this seems to be the direction in which CoB have chosen to go. That's depressing.


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Carnifex Umbris wrote:
I can't believe someone thought this was a good idea for a piece of cover art, even for a single. It's suitable for a nu-metal OMG FUCK THA WORLD! I'M DISAFFECTED! anthem, certainly not for anything else.

Of course, this seems to be the direction in which CoB have chosen to go. That's depressing.


The cover is very shitty.


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Jesus. You guys are passionate about your COB.


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Ofcourse! If this was the cover on another and lesser known band nobody would have said anything about it! But CoF went shit (or remained shit and got worse while at it), so they deserve nitpicking and flaming. Our hate needs a way out ;)


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I'm an art major, so it's part of my job to critique crappy cover art.


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PostPosted: Mon Sep 12, 2005 10:16 pm 
Carnifex Umbris wrote:
I'm an art major, so it's part of my job to critique crappy cover art.


Really? So am I (well, I will be in several years).

You're entirely correct about the cover. It looks like a fuzzy webcam picture taken by the light of a computer screen, then upped in contrast with photoshop. Seriously, if someone actually got commissioned for this and got paid for it, I'd be quite insulted. I can make better covers for albums with my eyes closed, and I wouldn't ask anything in return (save, perhaps, a copy of the album).


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If you remove the text on the cover of this or Are You Dead Yet?, I would have probably guessed they were demos by some sixth-rate hardcore band.


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Add a couple of bling-rings and you have yourself a gangsta-rap CD. :lol:


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Legacy Of The Night wrote:
Add a couple of bling-rings and you have yourself a gangsta-rap CD. :lol:


My thoughts exactly.


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zadsterboombox wrote:
This is the trouble with metal, people thinking that a bunch of drunk prats doing Britney Spears covers is funny. Hey - it's not.


Indeed... THIS is the best Britney Spears cover ever, fuck Bodom!


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Lord Jotun wrote:
zadsterboombox wrote:
This is the trouble with metal, people thinking that a bunch of drunk prats doing Britney Spears covers is funny. Hey - it's not.


Indeed... THIS is the best Britney Spears cover ever, fuck Bodom!


That's a parody, not a cover, but it's pretty funny nonetheless.


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