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 Post subject: Totally Fucking Gay - With Friends Like These Who Needs Enem
PostPosted: Mon May 23, 2005 12:21 pm 
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Totally Fucking Gay - With Friends Like These Who Needs Enemas?
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PostPosted: Mon May 23, 2005 12:47 pm 
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LMAO

BEST REVIEW EVER!


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PostPosted: Mon May 23, 2005 1:00 pm 
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- infinite is the lowest score given here right? :lol:


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 Post subject: Aye, Matey
PostPosted: Mon May 23, 2005 1:32 pm 
Thy review was quite alright, mate. Thou hath much talent in thy reviewing skills. Behold, for me senses tell of even more amusing reviews for such devestating albums. Thou musteth write them before thou art smite by the ever angry mob of protestors.


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PostPosted: Mon May 23, 2005 2:13 pm 
AHAHAH you rock man this is the best review :)


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PostPosted: Mon May 23, 2005 2:19 pm 
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The best way to describe this crap is Balsagoth gone gay! :D


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Cool review! :)


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PostPosted: Mon May 23, 2005 3:22 pm 
Anyone not see the humor in this band??? This is total parody release by these guys. Check out the song titles... It might be a piece of shit but maybe that was their intention all the way. Reviewing this album would be like reviewing an Anal Cunt album....how could it ever be taken seriously??


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PostPosted: Mon May 23, 2005 3:26 pm 
I think the CRAP OF THE MONTH status should be given only to serious projects that seriously sucked : St Anger would be a good example....

I don't see the point bashing this kind of recording either :roll: but that was funny to read :lol:


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LOL, that was great! :lol:

I shall present you thine award of \m/ EXCÉLLENCÉ \m/


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Oh my fucking god I thought that only metalcrypt reviewed bands as sick as this :lol: Judging by the band name and cover"art", this looks like something you would like to hear just to know how awful music (or maybe "sounds created by instruments" is more fitting in this case...) can be.


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This is clearly the best review ever.


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great review

how about David Hasselhoff metal genre?


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PostPosted: Mon May 23, 2005 3:49 pm 
The Immortal Emokid wrote:
I think the CRAP OF THE MONTH status should be given only to serious projects that seriously sucked : St Anger would be a good example....



Exactly...........


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marty@metalreviews wrote:
The Immortal Emokid wrote:
I think the CRAP OF THE MONTH status should be given only to serious projects that seriously sucked : St Anger would be a good example....



Exactly...........


I don't know...if it wasn't 'crap of the month' you'd wonder why not. Less serious projects can be 'so bad they're good', and by adding the COTM he's told us they are not worth the bother.


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Here are some of the song titles just for laughs:

“Elton John Is Hot”
“I Wanna Blow Justin Timberlake”
“A Celebration Of Our Manliness”
“Jail Ain’t So Bad”
“Girls Are Icky”
“Men In Uniform”
“Hetero Bashing”
“An Orgy With The Village People”

:shock:


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Ha ha, what a completely awesome review.


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Jeff@Metalreviews wrote:
Here are some of the song titles just for laughs:

“Elton John Is Hot”
“I Wanna Blow Justin Timberlake”
“A Celebration Of Our Manliness”
“Jail Ain’t So Bad”
“Girls Are Icky”
“Men In Uniform”
“Hetero Bashing”
“An Orgy With The Village People”

:shock:


where the flying fvck do you got THAT KIND of inspiration.

were you high?or drunk? or both? or did you ate a pink male underpants while being drunk and high? :shock:


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Here are some of the lyrics as well.....LOL!

“Elton John Is Hot”
“Now I know why they call you the Rocket Man… Saturday Night is alright for fucking”

“I Wanna Blow Justin Timberlake”
“I wanna blow Justin Timberlake… I am sure that his balls taste great… I think that he waxes his chest… I hope that he waxes his taint… Smacking Justin’s ass with a plastic spatula”

“A Celebration Of Our Manliness”
“Give me a condom for my pee pee… I don’t want it to smell like dookie… If I cum, is it salty and hot… I’m so glad you don’t have a twat”

“Jail Ain’t So Bad”
“Being locked up might be fun if your cellmate was Mike Tyson… Suck my cock and bite my ear… I’ll stick my finger in your rear”

“Girls Are Icky”
“When I hold a hand with hair on the knuckle… I can’t help it, my knees start to buckle… Hair on the big toe and hair on the back… These are the things that get me in the sack”

“Men In Uniform”
“Let me cum on your zits and they will go away… Just another reason to be gay… Men in uniform get me hard… Like rent a cops and crossing guards”

“Hetero Bashing”
“I’ll admit I secretly wonder what it’s like to be straight… Sometimes I think about Cameron Diaz when I masturbate”

“An Orgy With The Village People”
“In my mouth, in my ass, and one in each hand… Don’t fuck with me, I’m with the band… Talented gay men with big cocks… I’m jerking off the Indian while I blow the cop”


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Jeff@Metalreviews wrote:
Here are some of the lyrics as well.....LOL!

“Elton John Is Hot”
“Now I know why they call you the Rocket Man… Saturday Night is alright for fucking”

“I Wanna Blow Justin Timberlake”
“I wanna blow Justin Timberlake… I am sure that his balls taste great… I think that he waxes his chest… I hope that he waxes his taint… Smacking Justin’s ass with a plastic spatula”

“A Celebration Of Our Manliness”
“Give me a condom for my pee pee… I don’t want it to smell like dookie… If I cum, is it salty and hot… I’m so glad you don’t have a twat”

“Jail Ain’t So Bad”
“Being locked up might be fun if your cellmate was Mike Tyson… Suck my cock and bite my ear… I’ll stick my finger in your rear”

“Girls Are Icky”
“When I hold a hand with hair on the knuckle… I can’t help it, my knees start to buckle… Hair on the big toe and hair on the back… These are the things that get me in the sack”

“Men In Uniform”
“Let me cum on your zits and they will go away… Just another reason to be gay… Men in uniform get me hard… Like rent a cops and crossing guards”

“Hetero Bashing”
“I’ll admit I secretly wonder what it’s like to be straight… Sometimes I think about Cameron Diaz when I masturbate”

“An Orgy With The Village People”
“In my mouth, in my ass, and one in each hand… Don’t fuck with me, I’m with the band… Talented gay men with big cocks… I’m jerking off the Indian while I blow the cop”


my eyes! my eyes are bleeding... :evil: :shock:


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