Goat wrote:
Satan's Anus wrote:
He does not think the album is a 90, thus scoring it as such lacks integrity. Tons of people are going to just look at scores. You know this.
And I'm not looking at this in the worst possible light. If you want to be a reviewer, then do it right. Simple as that. Maybe that's lost on you and the others here at MR, but I think it's ridiculous that someone is allowed to rate an album as nearly perfect when he admits to not thinking it's nearly perfect. It's absurd.
Absolute balls I say, balls of the highest order! If he lacked integrity he would have scored it that high without the explanatory bits, thereby ensuring that even non-morons who actually read the reviews that they base their purchases on are ensnared by the vicious corporate whores at MR. Album ratings are anything but perfect, if it wasn't for said morons who prefer the bright, clean, simplicity of a number to, you know, words, number scores would have been out of the window round about the fall of the Berlin wall.
I like how this is suddenly the MR management's fault, incidentally. If we cracked down on writers as much as you suggest, well, your tenure here would have been eleven months shorter for a start! Tyler made a mistake, all is done, let's move onto better things that we know won't cause any controversy whatsoever, like the surely not far off review of the new Dragonfo-
Oh, shit.
Good to see you resorting to personal insults. Hilarious, by the way, considering I'm a far better writer than you.
And let's not forget that I left this site because people bitched about my spectabulous Year's Best list (
http://www.metalreviews.com/awards/awards.php?year=2006), saying I "broke format," or whatever it was. Of course, anyone that reads the Year's Best knows there is no fucking format, every reviewer does it differently. The real problem was that my list looked fucking awesome while other reviewers' lists looked like they didn't give a shit--which was clearly indicative of their outlook on being a reviewer (that never reviews and only stays on the team for the downloads and free CDs).
So yeah, I left.
And for the record, every single one of my reviews were honest, with honest scores that reflected my thoughts on the MUSIC. You, a douche-turned-reviewed that, as a forumite, trashed albums without listening to them and then, as a reviewer, reviewed an album with the sole intent of trashing it, shouldn't be defending anyone on the subject of integrity. And you're surely in no position to lecture anyone on how to write.