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Man! These two songs are fucking awesome! Can't wait for this album.

That's an understatement these songs fucking kick major ass.Ronny Munroe sounds like Andy Deris on steroids boy can he hit those high notes.

Interested to hear how Watch The Childern Play sounds like.

Oh Metal Church's new songs, shalt I number the ways in which I love thee?

For thine crushing riffage
For thine catchy and excellent chorus
For ye olden great lead guitar
For thine vocals of passion and fire
For, in particular, thine beautiful opening to Mirror of Lies

These songs are incredible. What is it with Metal Church and always kicking ass?

Ive heard of this band before but for some reason or another I never checked them out and Im glad I did now. Ive been missing out!

Excellent shit so far! This guy sounds as close to David Wayne (RIP) as anyone can get!

Good shit. MEtal church kick ass.

Oh my! I've been an idiot not checking this band out before, I mean I always heard their name, but never bothered. I think it's the name that put me off.

Anyways, these songs kick major ass, especially A Light in the Dark, so groovy and awesome, I don't remember headbanging in front of the computer for a long time, I couldn't help it. I'm definitely getting this shit.

Metal Church are legendary for good reason.

and what good reason would it be ? :roll:
having a singer who was the best mimicking Udo Dikschneider (before 3 Inches of Blood even existed that is)? having produced nothing but average albums all their career ? or that they still exist despite so little talent they have ? :twisted:
just asking...

Stefan, you like Avenged Sevenfold, yet not Metal Church? Art thou homosexsheeal? I'm pretty sure there's something contradictory about being an 80s metalhead and not liking Metal Church.

Anyway, Metal Church is one of the greatest bands of all time. They have yet to release a bad album (their worst, Masterpeace, is still an enjoyable album that I rate in the high 70s). Too all those who hath not heard the fury that is Metal Church, get their self titled debut, Hanging in the Balance, and Blessing in Disguise. That should start you off well. Then you can get the rest of their discography.

nope, not at all... It just means I was there then and that I am, therefore, more capable than you nOObs to judge weither a band is cult for a reason or not... for Metal Church? I'd go with a firm and clear NO (same goes with another much overrated american band of the same era, OverKill) 8)

Oh Stefan, you and your crazy shenanigans.

I can't wait til I'm 35 so I'll get to say "you noobs know nuthin I was there when they formed all these bands and I was such a metalhead I don't even need to listen to it anymore, that's how adept I am in metal discussions, I'm above metal"


It'll be so cool. I bet I'll annoy everyone.

1. The name of a game played 24/7/365 by people who know of its existence. The game is played by first saying "Shenanigans", then, the person who said it is allowed to hit or otherwise hurt anyone within earshot of them at the time that they said it. The main target tends to be the groin on males and the chest on females. People who are within earshot when "Shenanigans" is said must say the word "Mulligan" as soon as they hear it to prevent being a target. If someone is hit either before or while you are saying the word "Shenanigans" or after they have said "Mulligan", you are considered to have cheated and they get a free hit on you. Note that saying "Shenanigans" lasts indefinately until each person within earshot has said "Mulligan"
2. Deception or tomfoolery on the part of carnival stand operators.
3. A restaurant preferred by Officer Rodney Farva*. It is known for serving mozzarella sticks and having goofy shit on the walls.

*from the movie Super Troopers
Captain O'Hagan: I swear to God I'm going to pistol whip the next guy who says "Shenanigans".
Mac: Hey Farva, what's the name of that restaurant you like with all the goofy shit on the wall and the mozzarella sticks?
Farva (from other room): You mean Shenanigans?
Rabbit: OOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Mac: *hands O'Hagan the butt of his pistol*

4. n. Acts of misadventure or playful mischief. Frequently involves Lemmiwinks, 1 beer, and Sharpies. May result in speeds in excess of 88mph and size 14s if a lamb's pit is involved. NOTE: Dropping a deuce on someone's porch is not to be ASSociated with shenanigans, but rather the filthy, dirty south.
ETC...

so what would it be ? :roll:


:roll:

I haven't read the other replies to this yet, but if no one has called you a retard in those replies, allow me...

You forgot The Dark their second album you can't recommend MC without including that classic album.

OK, Brahm missed the opportunity and didn't call you a retard. I've only gotten to this reply so if no has yet to call you a retard, allow me...and also let me add that you're crazy. If you're saying that Metal Church and Overkill aren't legendary you are indeed an insane little Frenchmen. Eat some cheese, leave the metal to the experts.

I meant number 4, but number 1 works well too.



That day will come, my son. We will show all the youngins the true spirit of metal by only listening to other styles of music.

since when did Rage become so unmetal ? :?
and Zimmer's Hole ? and Tarot ? and Dark Lunacy ? and Ihsahn ? and VoiVod ? etc...(I listened to all those bands in the past two weeks :twisted: )

NP
Stygma IV "Hell Within" (fine austrian power metal band)