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In all seriousness though, I give this twat a week before bannage. Each of his meager six posts has been nothing but insults and douchery.


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In all seriousness though, I give this twat a week before bannage. Each of his meager six posts has been nothing but insults and douchery.


Dude, a week? You must be one of those optimists you hear about on the news.


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best post ever :wub:


yes


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Khelek's list is probably the only one I've really checked out, Ulcerate shouldve been on there with Behemoth and God dethroned though! Though I have to ask the forum collectively why Sunn O made it high on the list. Every man to their own I suppose


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huskerc7 wrote:
maymonramzgoshadeh wrote:
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wow, im new here, but i can say with quite a confidence that all of you people including the reviewers and reader are bunch of insecure faggots. I feel sad for metal scene



Wechsler IQ test ratings identify those as idiots who score less than 70 points in a WAIS session. However, different thresholds are applied to classify mental retardation in the following five levels.


1- Profound Idiocy

Wechsler IQ test results identify those as profound idiots who score 1-10 points in WAIS IQ test scale. They can’t answer even a single question correctly out of 100000 items. They are viewed as suffering from profound mental retardation.


2- Severe Idiocy

Wechsler IQ tests classify those as suffering from severe mental retardation who score 11-25 points. They are considered severe idiots because they can’t answer more than one question out of 100000 items.

3- Imbecility

Wechsler IQ test ratings identify those as imbeciles who suffer moderate mental retardation. They score 26-40 points on Wechsler scale. Their mental age is considered no more than a child of five years old. They can’t answer more than three questions correctly, for an IQ test questionnaire of 100000 items.


4- Moron

Wechsler IQ test ratings identify those as morons who score 41-55 points on a Wechsler IQ test scale. Their mental development has stopped at the mental age of a child of 8-12 years old. They can answer less than 13 questions correctly for an IQ test questionnaire comprising of 10000 items.


5- Border Line

Wechsler IQ test ratings identify those on borderline who score 56-70 points on a Wechsler IQ test scale. They can’t answer more than two questions correctly for an IQ test questionnaire of 100 items. They are better than morons but still don’t qualify to be average.


Wechsler criteria has already been questioned. those criteria are quite relative, mainly designed for bunch of middle class Londoners, rather than universal applications. But in your case things are just obvious: you have sever mental retardation and developmental delay, you are a middle class white cunt who suffers from self-image crisis, loneliness and obsessive compulsive behavior. basically another social residue, which is currently forced beneath the wheels of systematic administration for termination (they call it economic crisis). your intestine will be chewed soon my little neurotic puppy


best post ever :wub:


Especially considering he most likely falls somewhere between the second and third category of idiocy; still, it's an incoherent, rambling mess that makes little sense, but kudos to him, despite the pathetic attempt at edgy psycho-babble; he managed to pound out a few sentences despite his handicap.

yeah yeah bark bark little cute puppy. you are just cute


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cry of the banshee wrote:
In all seriousness though, I give this twat a week before bannage. Each of his meager six posts has been nothing but insults and douchery.


stop crying puppy.


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I prefer kittens.

No I don't, what the fuck?


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stevelovesmoonspell wrote:
Khelek's list is probably the only one I've really checked out, Ulcerate shouldve been on there with Behemoth and God dethroned though! Though I have to ask the forum collectively why Sunn O made it high on the list. Every man to their own I suppose


Thanks, I shall have to check out Ulcerate since I'm not familiar with the band but have heard good things. I've missed out on a lot of the tech death releases last year as well that I need to catch up on.


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maymonramzgoshadeh wrote:
cry of the banshee wrote:
In all seriousness though, I give this twat a week before bannage. Each of his meager six posts has been nothing but insults and douchery.


stop crying puppy.


Veerrryyy good... now rest awhile, your poor little, gristly brain must be tired, and you wouldn't want to give yourself a stroke over this.
I remember when trolls at least put out the effort, you're simply a bore.


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cry of the banshee wrote:
In all seriousness though, I give this twat a week before bannage. Each of his meager six posts has been nothing but insults and douchery.


Dude, a week? You must be one of those optimists you hear about on the news.



You may say I'm a dreamer

But I'm not the only one

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best post ever :wub:


yes


no


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cry of the banshee wrote:
maymonramzgoshadeh wrote:
cry of the banshee wrote:
In all seriousness though, I give this twat a week before bannage. Each of his meager six posts has been nothing but insults and douchery.


stop crying puppy.


Veerrryyy good... now rest awhile, your poor little, gristly brain must be tired, and you wouldn't want to give yourself a stroke over this.
I remember when trolls at least put out the effort, you're simply a bore.


i cant see why your so pissed off. i just said that you appear to be a mental retard, suffering from mental conflicts and dualism, and that you are a society left-over. why are you showing so much hatred? come on, life is full of nice things, go chase the butterflies , jumb up and down , stick something up your ass to ease the frustration. come on be happy, i like you. do you want me to urinate upon your face if that brings out any excitment?, or maybe post another hate letter if that helps. just be a good puppy, dont hurt yourself much


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Shut the fuck up, man.

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Though I have to ask the forum collectively why Sunn O made it high on the list. Every man to their own I suppose


They're an amazing musical experience that run the listener through the full gamut of emotions, just fantastic music that leaves you feeling like you've just been to watch the darkest and weirdest orchestra ever. Brilliant stuff. As opposed to, say, most deathcore, which just makes you want to punch yourself in the face for having wasted your time.

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nonsensical mental dribbling


What Fridge said.


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maymonramzgoshadeh wrote:
cry of the banshee wrote:
maymonramzgoshadeh wrote:
cry of the banshee wrote:
In all seriousness though, I give this twat a week before bannage. Each of his meager six posts has been nothing but insults and douchery.


stop crying puppy.


Veerrryyy good... now rest awhile, your poor little, gristly brain must be tired, and you wouldn't want to give yourself a stroke over this.
I remember when trolls at least put out the effort, you're simply a bore.


i cant see why your so pissed off. i just said that you appear to be a mental retard, suffering from mental conflicts and dualism, and that you are a society left-over. why are you showing so much hatred? come on, life is full of nice things, go chase the butterflies , jumb up and down , stick something up your ass to ease the frustration. come on be happy, i like you. do you want me to urinate upon your face if that brings out any excitment?, or maybe post another hate letter if that helps. just be a good puppy, dont hurt yourself much





:blink:


This can't be for real. :lol:


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maymonramzgoshadeh wrote:
suffering from mental conflicts and dualism,


hahaha

Sunn 0))) = http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sBmFL9R6d7s


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I remember when trolls at least put out the effort.

I think the problem is someone else in his life not putting out.


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They're an amazing musical experience that run the listener through the full gamut of emotions, just fantastic music that leaves you feeling like you've just been to watch the darkest and weirdest orchestra ever. Brilliant stuff. As opposed to, say, most deathcore, which just makes you want to punch yourself in the face for having wasted your time.

100% agreement, though technical death can be quite inspiring and profound


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Im surprised no one picked the latest Epica. Awesome album.


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