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Rhys
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belowthelights
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I like it.


Explain yourself!
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The Evil Dead
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Wow this shit is about 10 years too late and fucking retarded anyway. :lol:

This reminds me of horrible local " metal " bands I'd go see in highschool. Jesus.
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huskerc7
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Sounds like something that might come out around the year 2000. Not 2010.

We're looking for something new, not old flo.
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Skiggath
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WEAK.
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DeathScream\m/
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Death Metal kinda sucks nowadays anyway, so I can understand Flo getting bored with the genre.

But still, this shit sucks. Where's the "background in classical music" that was outlined in that hype package paragraph?
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Karmakosmonaut
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DeathScream\m/ wrote:
Where's the "background in classical music" that was outlined in that hype package paragraph?

A few centuries back some people really captured the essence of writing sucky music. Hence the 'classic' namedrop.
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huskerc7
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hahahahaha flo mounier is a cool drummer but what a fag
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Hahaha, oh deary me. From my favourite band to this. Goddamn, Flo. GodDAMN son.
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belowthelights
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I honestly just can't get over how fucking retarded this is. Those songs go far beyond the realm of shit, its horrrrrrible. Flo has completely lost it.
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JokerMachine
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I'm waiting for the inevitable revelation, that this is indeed an elaborate prank.

Please god, let this be a prank.

EDIT: I honestly burst out laughing when I the "singing" started on the first track... the guy doesn't even flow, it's like he wrote his song with a rhyming dictionary.


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Goat
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JokerMachine wrote:
I'm waiting for the inevitable revelation, that this is indeed an elaborate prank.

Please god, let this be a prank.


Weren't we all saying that when the first songs off Unspoken King came out? THE NIGHTMARE IS REAL.
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JokerMachine
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Goat wrote:
Weren't we all saying that when the first songs off Unspoken King came out? THE NIGHTMARE IS REAL.


You know, for all the shit that record has gotten on here, I have yet to listen to it. Maybe that's for the best.
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I liked it more than old Cryptopsy but it was still pretty bad.
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huskerc7
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Once was not was a cool album. none so vile was a good album. other than that cryptopsy isn't good.
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Goat
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Husker, it is you that isn't good.
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huskerc7
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Husker, it is you that isn't good.


You're right. I'm evil.
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North From Here
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Once was not was a cool album. none so vile was a good album. other than that cryptopsy isn't good.


Blasphemy Made Flesh was really good, too. Eh, three good albums is better than most bands can claim. Oh well.
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traptunderice
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None So Vile might be the best (tech/brutal) death album ever so he just shouldn't be doing this. Ugh...
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Karmakosmonaut
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emperorblackdoom wrote:
huskerc7 wrote:
Once was not was a cool album. none so vile was a good album. other than that cryptopsy isn't good.


Blasphemy Made Flesh was really good, too. Eh, three good albums is better than most bands can claim. Oh well.

That's not the problem. The problem is that their subsequent effort(s) have been massive turds shat all over their pedigree. It makes you unable to listen to any of their good stuff without bearing a simmering grudge, courtesy of constantly searching and finding indicators of the shit times in the music of the good times.

Oh well. ;)
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