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Author:  Mintrude [ Sun Feb 11, 2007 7:19 pm ]
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http://www.warnerreprise.com/mastodongame/
A pretty shameless cash-in by Warner. Worse than that goddamn ET game. Can anyone actually play it?

Author:  Dago [ Sun Feb 11, 2007 7:49 pm ]
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LOL that was def gay.

Author:  Legacy Of The Night [ Mon Feb 12, 2007 3:01 am ]
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What the fuck is this shit?

Author:  hellraiser_xes [ Mon Feb 12, 2007 11:46 am ]
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That was lame shit. But fun :lol:

Author:  Antonakis [ Mon Feb 12, 2007 1:23 pm ]
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Mariodon

Author:  Anonymous [ Mon Feb 12, 2007 2:47 pm ]
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So despite warned never to listen to a Mastodon song, I clicked. Let's say the graphics were the best part of the experience.

Author:  Eternal Idol [ Mon Feb 12, 2007 6:01 pm ]
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It's quite fitting for such a shitty band to have an equally shitty game.

Author:  Mintrude [ Mon Feb 12, 2007 7:04 pm ]
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Yes. But can anyone actually play it?

Author:  Dago [ Mon Feb 12, 2007 7:42 pm ]
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Mastodon kicks the ass of most bullshit metal out there but this is just pathetic.

Author:  Caligula_K [ Mon Feb 12, 2007 11:46 pm ]
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Why can the deformed wolves walk over gaps while I can't?

Author:  Astaroth [ Tue Feb 13, 2007 1:18 am ]
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Mintrude wrote:
Yes. But can anyone actually play it?


yup.. got to third level and kept getting killed by big badly programmed trees waving with their arms

even back in the commodore 64 days ppl would have said "wow! this is a horrible game!"

Author:  Lord Jotun [ Tue Feb 13, 2007 3:13 am ]
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Bokosuka Wars was more fun than that. No need to comment any further.

Author:  Seinfeld26 [ Tue Feb 13, 2007 5:12 am ]
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You know, it's interesting that this game is based on a "tough" band like Mastadon, and yet this guy can't even fight!

By the way, is that Metallica-licensed game still going to be released? I don't think I've heard anything about it since, oh, around the time St. Anger was released. :wink:

Author:  Rhys [ Tue Feb 13, 2007 5:23 am ]
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Anyone ever hear about or play the game "Extreme metal racing"? Im not sure if that was the title, but it was sponsored by a big record company like roadrunner or century media. It looked SHIT :lol:

Author:  Anonymous [ Tue Feb 13, 2007 5:32 pm ]
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following the reaper wrote:
Anyone ever hear about or play the game "Extreme metal racing"? Im not sure if that was the title, but it was sponsored by a big record company like roadrunner or century media. It looked SHIT :lol:


Wasn't that Earache? Roadrunner would sooner come up with a soundtrack for The Sims, methinks.

Author:  Rhys [ Wed Feb 14, 2007 3:11 am ]
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Slayer Of Kings wrote:
following the reaper wrote:
Anyone ever hear about or play the game "Extreme metal racing"? Im not sure if that was the title, but it was sponsored by a big record company like roadrunner or century media. It looked SHIT :lol:


Wasn't that Earache? Roadrunner would sooner come up with a soundtrack for The Sims, methinks.


Yeah it might have been earache. Ever play it?

Author:  Mintrude [ Wed Feb 14, 2007 7:16 pm ]
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I hear it was awful.

Seinfeld 26 said:

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By the way, is that Metallica-licensed game still going to be released? I don't think I've heard anything about it since, oh, around the time St. Anger was released.


Me and my friend were talking about this today. I hear it was going to be one of those cars with guns sort of things. We Came up with some amusing ideas for it. Dave Mustaine would have been the final boss. We used it as an excuse to shoehorn in as many Metallica titles as possible.

To Astaroth, how do you jump in the game?

Author:  Cú Chulainn [ Wed Feb 14, 2007 7:42 pm ]
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I'm still waiting for the Sonata Arctica pc game

Author:  neoMax [ Wed Feb 14, 2007 9:18 pm ]
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FrigidSymphony wrote:
I'm still waiting for the Sonata Arctica pc game


A "Dress Tony Kaakko with Victoria's Secret underwear" game? :lol: That would be so awful...

Author:  Cú Chulainn [ Wed Feb 14, 2007 9:24 pm ]
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neoMax wrote:
FrigidSymphony wrote:
I'm still waiting for the Sonata Arctica pc game


A "Dress Tony Kaakko with Victoria's Secret underwear" game? :lol: That would be so awful...


No, it's an TES like RPG with the bandmembers as characters, a plotline written by Tony, and a soundtrack with SA songs. I can't wait. http://www.WinterheartsGuild.com

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