Man what a sad, sad bawbag. I hope he enjoyed the massive wank he had after typing that.
I say we set Ken on him.
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| Author: | Seinfeld26 [ Wed Dec 06, 2006 5:29 pm ] |
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http://www.somethingawful.com/index.php?a=4296 I think THIS guy is the one deliberately trying to stir up controversy. Some of his points I do agree with, but he seems to spend more time talking about metal fans than actual metal music. Oh, notice he mispelled "Megadeth" (errr, isn't that already a mispelling?) in the filename for his Dave Mustaine pic. |
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| Author: | Radagast [ Wed Dec 06, 2006 5:41 pm ] |
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Man what a sad, sad bawbag. I hope he enjoyed the massive wank he had after typing that. I say we set Ken on him.
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| Author: | Antonakis [ Wed Dec 06, 2006 6:13 pm ] |
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Radagast wrote: Man what a sad, sad bawbag. I hope he enjoyed the massive wank he had after typing that.
I say we set Ken on him. Man, I felt pity for this guy and for the few improbable morons who will take this seriously. And sending Ken on him would be just a waste of arguments and words for absolutely no gain. I don't think you or I care about what this person likes and I definitely would not want a person with such mentality on my side of music. Edit: I kept thinking about it and this has to be a joke. I read some more of the crap he writes on that webpage and this is just too fucked up to be real or serious. |
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| Author: | Dago [ Wed Dec 06, 2006 7:20 pm ] |
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Fag! |
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| Author: | thedirtyporthole [ Wed Dec 06, 2006 7:50 pm ] |
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Is it really any different than any one of us here writing a diatribe of how much we hate rap, or emo, or nu-metal. No, it isnt. We just need to realize that we are right and he is wrong because we listen to metal. - Deep down I really wish that I was kidding about that. |
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| Author: | leee [ Wed Dec 06, 2006 8:08 pm ] |
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Radagast wrote: Man what a sad, sad bawbag. I hope he enjoyed the massive wank he had after typing that.
I say we set Ken on him. He does that shit on purpose to just rile up kiddies, Look at his past articles on Mars volta and other shit....... |
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| Author: | Radagast [ Wed Dec 06, 2006 9:10 pm ] |
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Yeah no one on that sort of website takes what they write anywhere near as seriosuly as they suggest. Its all about pissing people off and getting to feel big by doing so. As I said, sad bawbag. |
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| Author: | Eternal Idol [ Wed Dec 06, 2006 9:14 pm ] |
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The entire purpose of Something Awful is to piss people off. They also have some sort of connection to I-Mockery, so don't take anything said there to heart. |
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| Author: | Eyesore [ Thu Dec 07, 2006 2:00 am ] |
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I would eat this turd alive! 
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| Author: | heatseeker [ Thu Dec 07, 2006 2:19 am ] |
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It's obvious the purpose is to piss us metalheads off...you can tell easily by the way he gives absolutely no reasons whatsoever as to why metal sucks. It amazes me how many lines he takes up saying "metalheads are idiots". |
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| Author: | noodles [ Thu Dec 07, 2006 3:05 am ] |
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all he writes is just lame inflamatory crap that isn't at all original. it would be funny if he mentioned liking a band so everyone would pick him apart for it
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| Author: | Jürgen [ Thu Dec 07, 2006 4:29 pm ] |
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Eyesore wrote: I would eat this turd alive!
Wtf, you eat turds? |
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| Author: | Ness [ Thu Dec 07, 2006 5:16 pm ] |
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Jürgen wrote: Eyesore wrote: I would eat this turd alive! Wtf, you eat turds?  HAHA!! Good catch.
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| Author: | Cú Chulainn [ Thu Dec 07, 2006 7:55 pm ] |
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asshole. I say we get Zakk Wylde to beat him up with his huge balls. |
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| Author: | Legacy Of The Night [ Thu Dec 07, 2006 10:44 pm ] |
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Quote: ...you’re an immature halfwit who thinks that offending people is the same as making a point. Quote: I just like the way it sounds. You can’t say your taste is better than mine, because it’s subjective.
Metal is so awful that it goes far beyond questions of taste. Liking metal is a mental illness, although I'm sure you'll wear that accusation with pride (don't). It makes me wonder what the fuck your parents did to you. You’re sick and I can’t cure you, so don’t waste my time. ??? But anyways, Something Awful is a bag full of dumb and I hate it anyways. I always did. |
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| Author: | hellraiser_xes [ Mon Dec 11, 2006 3:27 pm ] |
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I actually found this guy to be really funny. All of his arguments are similar and have no diversity. Basically he was just repeating the same point thruout his essay thinking we metalheads would get pissed off. Haha. We're not dumb, man. Besides, it's pointless getting tensed up by stupid comments like this. You don't get anything out of it. I'm just gonna sit back now, and listen to some God Dethroned. |
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| Author: | Antonakis [ Mon Dec 11, 2006 8:08 pm ] |
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I suppose in some time he'll post another one with the "responses" of various metal fans replying to his "arguments". Most of those are/will be probably manufactured by himself but I'd be interested to see what he comes up with. |
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| Author: | Pasqua [ Wed Dec 13, 2006 1:30 pm ] |
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This guy should learn how to write funny articles from Maddox (thebestpageintheuniverse.net) . |
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| Author: | Lord Jotun [ Wed Dec 13, 2006 6:20 pm ] |
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The only thing I found offensive about that "article" is how abysmally vapid and unfunny it is. Seriously, with literally thousands of Metal-related stereotypes available, he failed to pick as much as one and have it come to fruition. Nope, all he does is repeat "Metal sucks and so do you", "it sucks because I tell so", "I rule and you're dumb for whatever reason", without ever even trying to back it up. Oh man, I'm like, totally bursting out; someone hold my hips, they ache so horribly after all this laughter. In other words: lame. |
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| Author: | Legacy Of The Night [ Thu Dec 14, 2006 12:22 am ] |
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I just hate the whole "omg i hate everything i'm so cool and awesome and if you disagree with me than you're obviously a dope" stuff. It was funny the first few times I read a Maddox article, but now it's getting old. |
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