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Author: | Antonakis [ Wed Oct 04, 2006 2:35 pm ] |
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Hi, I just had this idea about a thread where you post what according to you is some really bad lyrics from usually big-name and serious metal bands. When smaller or up-coming bands make those kinds of mistakes, they can easily be forgiven but sometimes you hear those things from bands that you would expect to write differently. It ccould be your favorite band that once made you go "WTF? ![]() So come on, bring on some laughs! ![]() ![]() |
Author: | derncare [ Wed Oct 04, 2006 3:24 pm ] |
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I can't think of anything specific yet, but I'll go back through some Rhapsody lyrics or something today and get back to this thread ![]() |
Author: | December Flower [ Wed Oct 04, 2006 3:55 pm ] |
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Blind Guardian - I'm Alive. I mentioned this in a thread about geeky lyric themes some time ago. Quote: I run through the dark fields of the plains reach level 99 the pain cuts deep down through my vein how will I break the ice welcome to my reality dream forever sunlight instead of neon light how will it be welcome to my grave and feel the dream is over nothing can stop me I reach out for the top Bridge: Caught in an old cage the system failed built up on lies now I see that I'm alone in asylum's cage I'm left alone Ref.: I'm alive my friend I can feel the shadows everywhere I'm alive I left the shadows far behind me another one is waiting in the dark They say the system keeps the last chance to survive caught in this labyrinth of walls and lots of lies then I began to understand there's more above than ice to reach the top I crept deep down the answers given in the past a sensless worth in useless brains magic runes without a meaning besides the dark there should be nothing left Bridge Ref. (Solo) Outside they say death is waiting but it creeps down through the shaft finds pleasure in our helpless fear fills empty rooms with morbid thought they've locked the door and hold the key sitting beside you when silent screams changing my mind and dreams oh, it's never ending Bridge Ref. I'M ALIVE!!! Also, Nightwish - Nymphomaniac Fantasia is quite infamous for a reason: Quote: The scent of a woman was not mine
Welcome home darling Did you miss me? Wish to dwell in dear love? Touch my milklike skin Feel the ocean Lick my deepest Hear the starry choir Rip off this lace That keeps me imprisoned But beware of the enchantment For my eroticism is your oblivion Old love lies deep you said Deeper shall be the wound between your legs |
Author: | Radagast [ Wed Oct 04, 2006 4:09 pm ] |
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The scariest part of Nymphomaniac Fantasia's lyrics is that you just know Tuomas sat back and had a hearty fap when he was done writing them. |
Author: | Antonakis [ Wed Oct 04, 2006 4:46 pm ] |
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December Flower wrote: Blind Guardian - I'm Alive. I mentioned this in a thread about geeky lyric themes some time ago. Haha I laughed aloud when I read that one! Nice! Here's one from Stratovarius : Paradise (from Visions) Quote: [Music:Tolkki/Lyrics:Tolkki]
Late at night I find myself again wondering and watching tv. I can't believe what's on the screen, something that I wouldn't care to see. Many rare species will perish soon and we'll be short on food. Why do we have to be so selfish, we've got to change our attitude. I know that I am no the only one that's worried, why don't we all wake up, and realize. Like the birds in the sky we are flying so high, without making any kind of sacrifice. We've got so little time to undo this crime or we'll lose our Paradise. It seems to me that there's no sense at all, nobody cares it's always the same. Mother nature's crying out in pain I know we're the one's to blame. I'm not environmentally unconscious and I thought that was one of the catchiest songs of that album but when I payed attention to the lyrics I went exactly like "WTF ![]() ![]() |
Author: | December Flower [ Wed Oct 04, 2006 4:50 pm ] |
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Man, Stratovarius has some of the crappiest lyrics in metal. "Liberty" is one of the most cringeworthy songs I've ever heard. I like pretty cheerful lyrics in my metal at times but that song is just too much. |
Author: | derncare [ Wed Oct 04, 2006 6:30 pm ] |
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This song is cool and catchy, but some of the lyrics are...well...their influence on Stratovarius is apparent ![]() Helloween: Eagle Fly Free People are in big confusion they don't like their constitutions everyday they draw conclusions and they're still prepared for war Some can say what's ineffective some make up themselves attractive build up things they call protective well your life seems quite bizarre In the sky a mighty eagle doesn't care 'bout what's illegal on its wings the rainbow's light it's flying to eternity Eagle fly free let people see just make it your own way leave time behind follow the sign together we'll fly someday Hey, we think so supersonic and we make our bombs atomic or the better quite neutronic but the poor don't see a dime Nowadays the air's polluted ancient people persecuted that's what mankind contributed to create a better time In the sky a mighty eagle doesn't care 'bout what's illegal on its wings the rainbow's light it's flying to eternity Eagle fly free let people see just make it your own way leave time behind follow the sign together we'll fly someday |
Author: | Cú Chulainn [ Wed Oct 04, 2006 7:16 pm ] |
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hey, they're non-native english speakers. lay off. |
Author: | derncare [ Wed Oct 04, 2006 7:29 pm ] |
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Cheese is cheese in any language ![]() |
Author: | Jürgen [ Wed Oct 04, 2006 9:31 pm ] |
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Everything by Immortal. Although i don't know if they're even trying to be all that serious, i've always considered them a joke anyway. |
Author: | ganeshaRules [ Wed Oct 04, 2006 9:57 pm ] |
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All Manowar lyrics. |
Author: | derncare [ Wed Oct 04, 2006 10:11 pm ] |
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Like this? ![]() Manowar: Kings Of Metal Manowar Manowar living on the road When we're in town speakers explode We don't attract wimps 'cause we're too loud Just true metal people that's Manowar's crowd They wanna keep us down But they can't last When we get up we're gonna kick your ass Gonna keep on burnin' We always will Other bands play Manowar kill Other bands play Manowar kill We like it hard, we like it fast We got the biggest amps, man they blast True metal people wanna rock not pose Wearin' jeans and leather, not cracker jack clothes They wanna keep us down But they can't last When we get up we're gonna kick your ass Gonna keep on burnin' We always will Other bands play Manowar kill Other bands play Manowar kill We're the kings of metal comin' to town When we light up, have the roof nailed down Don't try to tell us that we're too loud 'Cause there ain't no way that we'll ever turn down They wanna keep us down But they can't last When we get up we're gonna kick your ass Gonna keep on burnin' We always will other bands play Manowar kill |
Author: | ganeshaRules [ Wed Oct 04, 2006 10:22 pm ] |
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derncare wrote: Like this?
![]() Yes. Or this: I Made A Rock'n'roll When I Tried Givin' In, To Make Money Had To Turn Down Low They Said, "Why Be Proud, Don't Play So Loud, Be Like Us And Get A Sound That's Real Thin Wear A Polyester Suit, Act Happy, Look Cute, Get A Haircut And Buy Small Gear" That's When I Turned To Them And Said, Hold It, Right There Well It's More To Me Than Just A Job, And While I'm Playin' You Won't Get Robbed Nobody Tells A Man How To Play, It Just Ain't That Way Hey, Hey, Hey, Can You Hear Me Say All Men Play On Ten, Never Gonna Turn Down Again All Men Play On Ten, Never Gonna Turn Down Again I'm Jet Fuel Honey, Plug Me Into 220, Step Back And Let My Fingers Fly While I'm Burning Up My Gear, There's A Fire In Your Ear That Won't Stop Until The Day You Die I Really Put It To The Floor When I Hear The Crowd Roar Oh, It's Music To My Ears When They Scream Then I Run Back The Power Rack And Deck, All Of My Gear Well It's More To Me Than Just A Job, And While I'm Playing You Won't Get Robbed Nobody Tells A Man How To Play, It Just Ain't That Way Hey, Hey, Hey, Can You Hear Me Say All Men Play On Ten, Never Gonna Turn Down Again All Men Play On Ten, Never Gonna Turn Down Again Well It's More To Me Than Just A Job, And While I'm Playing You Won't Get Robbed Nobody Tells A Man How To Play, It Just Ain't That Way Hey, Hey, Hey, Can You Hear Me Say All Men Play On Ten, Never Gonna Turn Down Again All Men Play On Ten, Never Gonna Turn Down Again |
Author: | derncare [ Wed Oct 04, 2006 10:37 pm ] |
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Megadeth: Psychotron Assassin in stealth Assailant from Hell Imprevious to damage Computer on-board Engaged in a war Non-stop combatant Maybe not a mutant, maybe a man Part bionic And organic Not a cyborg Call him Psychotron Burning inside Godspeed in glide Battle plan running A killing machine Just downright mean And forever gunning Maybe not a mutant, maybe a man Target to destroy Arms in employ Full assault fire threat Sensors indicate You will terminate Life systems disconnect Psychotron |
Author: | Ness [ Wed Oct 04, 2006 10:48 pm ] |
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Tony Kakko walking in the cool night air without underwear. |
Author: | derncare [ Thu Oct 05, 2006 12:05 am ] |
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metalNESS wrote: Tony Kakko walking in the cool night air without underwear.
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Author: | Eyesore [ Thu Oct 05, 2006 12:57 am ] |
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"Psychotron" is cool! ![]() |
Author: | derncare [ Thu Oct 05, 2006 1:06 am ] |
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It's a long, LONG story, but I have a deep-seeded hatred of all things Mustaine, so even though Countdown to Extinction used to be one of my favorite Megadeth albums, I can't avoid making fun of "A killing machine; Just downright mean". Sorry ![]() |
Author: | Legacy Of The Night [ Thu Oct 05, 2006 1:13 am ] |
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derncare wrote: metalNESS wrote: Tony Kakko walking in the cool night air without underwear. ![]() NOW THAT IIII HAVE FOUND THE WHOOOORE IN YOOOU~ Yes, Last Drop Falls has some funny-ass lyrics. |
Author: | Morlock [ Thu Oct 05, 2006 7:34 am ] |
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Ahhhhh I saw this thread and was going to post the sonata arctica underwear line but I've been beaten to it! GRARGH ![]() |
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