So who is this moron?
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| Author: | Seinfeld26 [ Thu Sep 21, 2006 2:54 pm ] |
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These are his CD Reviews. Most of which are for Metal albums (both mainstream and underground). http://www.stormclad.com/reviews.asp Despite their surprising brevity, I find a lot of his reviews quite amusing. Especially the "Tribute To Lake Of Tears," Far Beyond Driven, and Cannibal Corpse reviews. What does everybody else think? |
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| Author: | Radagast [ Thu Sep 21, 2006 3:07 pm ] |
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So who is this moron?
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| Author: | Al@metalreviews [ Thu Sep 21, 2006 4:40 pm ] |
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Does this fucktard actually like anything!? |
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| Author: | Misha [ Thu Sep 21, 2006 5:32 pm ] |
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Melt Banana... Hmm... |
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| Author: | thedirtyporthole [ Thu Sep 21, 2006 5:56 pm ] |
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He bashed Death - The Sound of Perseverance. Thats fucking ridiculous. |
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| Author: | Cú Chulainn [ Thu Sep 21, 2006 6:06 pm ] |
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ZOMG HE DIDN'T SAY THAT DEAD WINTER DEAD IS FUCKING AWESOME!!! I HATE HIM!!! |
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| Author: | Cú Chulainn [ Thu Sep 21, 2006 6:41 pm ] |
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fuck he even hates maiden!! what an ass!! |
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| Author: | Eyesore [ Thu Sep 21, 2006 7:24 pm ] |
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The internet has given morons a life. Here's proof. |
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| Author: | Adam [ Thu Sep 21, 2006 8:40 pm ] |
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Did anybody else notice the title bar at the top of your browser changes when you look at different reviews (ex. StormClad - Lars Ulrich's Favorite Website, or StormClad - The Internet Shrine to Lancelot Link)? One of them says "StormClad - GET A BRAIN! MORANS!" 
What a dipshit. |
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| Author: | Eyesore [ Thu Sep 21, 2006 9:09 pm ] |
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afeigel wrote: One of them says "StormClad - GET A BRAIN! MORANS!"
What a dipshit. 
A classic moment in internet history. |
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| Author: | Metalhead_Bastard [ Thu Sep 21, 2006 9:24 pm ] |
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Reading the review of Reign in Blood I thought the guy ahd some taste until I saw this: Quote: (Fuck people who tell you black metal has to sound muddy to sound intense - it just isn't true. Get the remastered version of this and tell me it doesn't sound both clear and powerful!)
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| Author: | Adam [ Thu Sep 21, 2006 11:54 pm ] |
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Eyesore wrote: afeigel wrote: One of them says "StormClad - GET A BRAIN! MORANS!" What a dipshit. A classic moment in internet history.
I never saw that before! That's awesome, my whole family (besides me) are Cardinals fans. |
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| Author: | hellraiser_xes [ Fri Sep 22, 2006 8:50 am ] |
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Somebody, anybody, sodomise this guy! What a wimp. This guy hates every single album I'm suprised he's a metalhead. |
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| Author: | Eyesore [ Fri Sep 22, 2006 9:05 am ] |
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hellraiser_xes wrote: Somebody, anybody, sodomise this guy!
What a wimp. This guy hates every single album I'm suprised he's a metalhead. No offense, but that guy is no different than most of you that post here. Most people that post here shit on 99% of the music people try to discuss. That guy at that website is the epitome of the modern day "fan" with internet access. |
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| Author: | Radagast [ Fri Sep 22, 2006 1:20 pm ] |
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Eyesore wrote: hellraiser_xes wrote: Somebody, anybody, sodomise this guy! What a wimp. This guy hates every single album I'm suprised he's a metalhead. No offense, but all of you are morons. But not me. I'm a proper fan None take, petal. |
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| Author: | Eternal Idol [ Fri Sep 22, 2006 3:12 pm ] |
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Eyesore wrote: hellraiser_xes wrote: Somebody, anybody, sodomise this guy! What a wimp. This guy hates every single album I'm suprised he's a metalhead. No offense, but that guy is no different than most of you that post here. Most people that post here shit on 99% of the music people try to discuss. That guy at that website is the epitome of the modern day "fan" with internet access. Lame with a capital L, my man. |
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| Author: | Eyesore [ Fri Sep 22, 2006 7:19 pm ] |
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Eternal Idol wrote: Eyesore wrote: hellraiser_xes wrote: Somebody, anybody, sodomise this guy! What a wimp. This guy hates every single album I'm suprised he's a metalhead. No offense, but that guy is no different than most of you that post here. Most people that post here shit on 99% of the music people try to discuss. That guy at that website is the epitome of the modern day "fan" with internet access. Lame with a capital L, my man. I didn't name names, did I? If you're confident that you're not in that group I labeled then rest happy! 
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| Author: | Dago [ Fri Sep 22, 2006 7:26 pm ] |
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"This is the point where Death veered off course. I don't know if Chuck felt he had to seek validation as being a credible musician in death metal or what, but things took a definite turn for the worse when Death became less about the songs and more about the playing. All this technical bullshit started creeping in and not a damn one of the tunes can hold a candle to anything on Leprosy. And his voice went to shit too. Wank, wank and more wank. Pat yourself on the back a little more. You can play a solo. You can make tight breaks. Big deal. The riffs go nowhere. The songs go nowhere. That would be ok if they at least entertained me where they were at. The Philosopher was the big MTV hit off of the album. And by "big MTV hit" I mean that MTV played the vid several times on Headbangers Ball. Not even that overt repetition alongside bands like Poison and Warrant could make it look good enough to me to be memorable. This was Death making the transition from being artists to being musicians. Unfortunate." Die. |
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| Author: | noodles [ Fri Sep 22, 2006 7:26 pm ] |
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WOH TLKS LIEK A MORAN I DNOT |
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| Author: | Radagast [ Sat Sep 23, 2006 6:11 pm ] |
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Eyesore wrote: Eternal Idol wrote: Eyesore wrote: hellraiser_xes wrote: Somebody, anybody, sodomise this guy! What a wimp. This guy hates every single album I'm suprised he's a metalhead. No offense, but that guy is no different than most of you that post here. Most people that post here shit on 99% of the music people try to discuss. That guy at that website is the epitome of the modern day "fan" with internet access. Lame with a capital L, my man. I didn't name names, did I? If you're confident that you're not in that group I labeled then rest happy! 99% = everyone but me me = Ken I'm not Ken, I was just saying it from his point of view. Omfg alt account |
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