Metal Reviews

Well, we're super-popular over at that website. Join the revolution, bitches!!

Anyway, I updated the media player with some dope jams, 29 of them fuckers, been listening to it for like an hour now, it's a good mix. Not a band little soundtrack to be playing while you're working, surfing, disagreeing with me on this board, masturbating to Condoleeza Rice, etc...

Check it out, tell your "friends."

http://www.myspace.com/metalreviews

cool Amaran is in the media players list...
to bad they called it quits. I really love that band.

why is the tempo of the song like X10 faster ?

Hahaha. I don't know. I didn't even notice it the first time. I replaced it with Anacrusis. The MP3s have to be ripped in CBR, I think, it likely wasn't, or something. Hahaha. It was still pretty cool, power metal chipmunks!

And yeah, great fucking band! It's unfortunate they called it quits.

Why did Linkin Park play when I clicked on the link? Don't do that to me Kenny, IT HURRRRTS!

It didn't play did it? :shock: I know, for some odd reason, it shows up before the playlist loads, but I can't for the life of me figure out why. I think it's embedded in the .swf code and I just downloaded that little program.

And who cares?, I like Linkin Park!

Commences E-pimpslapping.....

I care kenny, I care. That band stole 2 hours of my life by way of the worlds most boring live show. Plus, the backstreet boys are a better boyband.

Oh, now, don't start the "Linkin Park is a corporate-made band" thing or I may to start spittin' some knowledge, yo!! :roll:

Korn's better.

Poseriffic!

I liked Chris' artowk in the background. [/ironic]

:?

Huh?

Huh...Failed attempt at starting an argument by mentioning Chris' artowrk and then putting irony after it. If I could type well and I had a bigger brain maybe it would have worked.

They weren't corporate made, they congealed somewhere. I know this. I just said they were a boy band...an ugly boy band.

I wouldn't hit it.

Getting your balls mauled by rabid cats > Fred Durst > Mike Shinoda

Hang on... Fred Durst is not a better rapper than Shinoda. No goshdarn way.

Nope. Either way, I like 'em.

Speaking of LB, has anyone heard their The Unquestionable Truth (Part 1) album? It's very fucking cool, nothing like their other stuff, this is more like Rage Against The Machine than Limp Bizkit. Seriously.

Anyway, you were saying?

I heard one track a few weeks ago, in my brief moment of 'hey, maybe this nu-metal shit ain't as bad as people say' madness. The earlier stuff's better. :shock: Too drawn-out, and the prat still can't rap. Nu-metal's at its best when going for emotional guts, like Deftones do so well.

I would join the revolution, but I'll atumatically melt into a pile of radioactive waste if I sign up for myspace. My psychiatrist told me so.

But, Limp Bizkit? I'll let a lot of shit slide, but that's just ewww.

I was kidding btw guys, Fred durst is by a long shot my most despised non political figure human being. I use his name only as a matter of jokey insult - in this case towards mike shinoda. Who's really rubbish but in all seriousness not as rubbish as durst.

Linkin park have a special place in my heart for boring my tits off live like no other band ever has. I've never had the pleasure of seeing da bizzzkit, maybe someday the dream will be realised.

imo linkin park are good at what they do, but they're like the McDonalds of music so that doesn't say much.

To the tune of Crawling's chorus:

Big Macs in the bin
The fries are starting to congeal!
Apple pies are freking hot,
McFlurries are not real

LAWL