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9.5 shocked “what the fuck’s” upon finding out that Jazz Coleman is a composer for some prominent orchestra out of 10.

Competition, eh? :wink:

About time you got something like this up.

Dead Machine wrote:

New review:

Leviathan - Tentacles of Whorror

10 out of 10? Man, reading that review made me never want to hear this album! :lol:

Eyesore wrote:

Dead Machine wrote:

New review:

Leviathan - Tentacles of Whorror

10 out of 10? Man, reading that review made me never want to hear this album! :lol:

Considering that you don't like black metal, I'm not surprised in the slightest.

Of course, hence my smiley. You do realize that the review does sound negative for those outside of the blackened circle. Hehe.

By the way, just out of curiousity, what is it about that site that appealed to you more?

It's not that it appealed to me more; it's that I knew I could get a spot there if I tried. I didn't leave MR to jump ship to GD, I left MR and then later on got a spot on GD.

Dead Machine wrote:

It's not that it appealed to me more; it's that I knew I could get a spot there if I tried. I didn't leave MR to jump ship to GD, I left MR and then later on got a spot on GD.

Aah, OK. I'd like to slap your fearless leader over there, by the way. I left my last reviewing gig for this site, so it's not like I would have had a problem with you doing the same, you know? I was just curious.

Eyesore wrote:

Dead Machine wrote:

It's not that it appealed to me more; it's that I knew I could get a spot there if I tried. I didn't leave MR to jump ship to GD, I left MR and then later on got a spot on GD.

Where was that? I'd like to go there and see what they think of you for abandoning them! :wink:

Dead Machine wrote:

New review:

Leviathan - Tentacles of Whorror

Nice. I've seen this down the local record shop, I'll have to pick it up.

Author:	Dead Machine [ Sun May 07, 2006 3:29 pm ]
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http://www.globaldomination.se Links to mine reviews as of yet: A Life Once Lost - Hunter Aborym - Generator Killing Joke - Hosannas From the Basements of Hell Nargaroth - Prosatanica Shooting Angels Red Sparowes - At The Soundless Dawn The Mass - Perfect Picture of Wisdom and Boldness The Meads of Asphodel - Damascus Steel Watchmaker - Erased From the Memory of Man More to be forthcoming soon enough.

Author:	Goat [ Sun May 07, 2006 3:32 pm ]
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Dead Machine wrote: http://www.globaldomination.se Links to mine reviews as of yet: A Life Once Lost - Hunter Aborym - Generator Killing Joke - Hosannas From the Basements of Hell Nargaroth - Prosatanica Shooting Angels Red Sparowes - At The Soundless Dawn The Mass - Perfect Picture of Wisdom and Boldness The Meads of Asphodel - Damascus Steel Watchmaker - Erased From the Memory of Man More to be forthcoming soon enough. Competition, eh? About time you got something like this up. Aaron wrote: 9.5 shocked “what the fuck’s” upon finding out that Jazz Coleman is a composer for some prominent orchestra out of 10. The Prague Symphony, no less. Hell of a guy.

Author:	Misha [ Sun May 07, 2006 3:39 pm ]
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Dead Machine wrote: Red Sparowes - At The Soundless Dawn Very Krieg my friend... Very Krieg.

Author:	Dead Machine [ Sun May 07, 2006 3:44 pm ]
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Zad wrote: Competition, eh? About time you got something like this up. Yeah, I was reading your Heretic review (which is great), and thought "Why haven't I done this yet?" Thanks, Misha.

Author:	Kathaarian [ Sun May 07, 2006 4:05 pm ]
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Our diaspora is spreading. brings fingertips together and says "Excellent!"

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Author:	noodles [ Sun May 07, 2006 7:08 pm ]
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The Mass are pretty bitchin'. I like the dirty sound they get from not using stuff like protools at all.

Author:	Dead Machine [ Tue May 16, 2006 11:07 pm ]
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New review: Leviathan - Tentacles of Whorror

Author:	Goat [ Wed May 17, 2006 11:48 am ]
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Dead Machine wrote: New review: Leviathan - Tentacles of Whorror Nice. I've seen this down the local record shop, I'll have to pick it up.

Author:	Dago [ Wed May 17, 2006 12:21 pm ]
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I read your reviews constantly, i especially like the leviathan one.

Author:	Eyesore [ Wed May 17, 2006 9:42 pm ]
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Dead Machine wrote: New review: Leviathan - Tentacles of Whorror 10 out of 10? Man, reading that review made me never want to hear this album!

Author:	Dead Machine [ Wed May 17, 2006 9:43 pm ]
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Eyesore wrote: Dead Machine wrote: New review: Leviathan - Tentacles of Whorror 10 out of 10? Man, reading that review made me never want to hear this album! Considering that you don't like black metal, I'm not surprised in the slightest.

Author:	Eyesore [ Wed May 17, 2006 11:41 pm ]
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Dead Machine wrote: Eyesore wrote: Dead Machine wrote: New review: Leviathan - Tentacles of Whorror 10 out of 10? Man, reading that review made me never want to hear this album! Considering that you don't like black metal, I'm not surprised in the slightest. Of course, hence my smiley. You do realize that the review does sound negative for those outside of the blackened circle. Hehe. By the way, just out of curiousity, what is it about that site that appealed to you more?

Author:	Dead Machine [ Thu May 18, 2006 12:09 am ]
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Eyesore wrote: Of course, hence my smiley. You do realize that the review does sound negative for those outside of the blackened circle. Hehe. By the way, just out of curiousity, what is it about that site that appealed to you more? It's not that it appealed to me more; it's that I knew I could get a spot there if I tried. I didn't leave MR to jump ship to GD, I left MR and then later on got a spot on GD.

Author:	Fingon [ Thu May 18, 2006 3:35 pm ]
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SELLOUT!!! :o i'll check it out though

Author:	North From Here [ Fri May 19, 2006 8:38 pm ]
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That Leviathan review is good, although I found myself recoil at the word "punk". I never noticed the horrible production before, but that is due to conditioning.

Author:	noodles [ Fri May 19, 2006 11:43 pm ]
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i'm glad you didn't like Hunter, which is one of the more pointless albums in existance. i also find it funny they have a song named "Rehashed"

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Author:	Eyesore [ Thu May 18, 2006 9:38 pm ]
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Dead Machine wrote: It's not that it appealed to me more; it's that I knew I could get a spot there if I tried. I didn't leave MR to jump ship to GD, I left MR and then later on got a spot on GD. Aah, OK. I'd like to slap your fearless leader over there, by the way. I left my last reviewing gig for this site, so it's not like I would have had a problem with you doing the same, you know? I was just curious.

Author:	Goat [ Fri May 19, 2006 1:05 pm ]
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Eyesore wrote: Dead Machine wrote: It's not that it appealed to me more; it's that I knew I could get a spot there if I tried. I didn't leave MR to jump ship to GD, I left MR and then later on got a spot on GD. Aah, OK. I'd like to slap your fearless leader over there, by the way. I left my last reviewing gig for this site, so it's not like I would have had a problem with you doing the same, you know? I was just curious. Where was that? I'd like to go there and see what they think of you for abandoning them!

Author:	Eyesore [ Sat May 20, 2006 1:46 am ]
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Zad wrote: Eyesore wrote: Dead Machine wrote: It's not that it appealed to me more; it's that I knew I could get a spot there if I tried. I didn't leave MR to jump ship to GD, I left MR and then later on got a spot on GD. Aah, OK. I'd like to slap your fearless leader over there, by the way. I left my last reviewing gig for this site, so it's not like I would have had a problem with you doing the same, you know? I was just curious. Where was that? I'd like to go there and see what they think of you for abandoning them! Well, I shall never tell because I left on good terms, but my reasoning was a lie. I didn't like how the owner would edit my reviews. If he felt a paragraph was too short, he'd make it part of the paragraph before or after, totally annoying! Sometimes a review with like 5 paragraphs would become a review with just one big paragraph, a big blob of words. SO fucking annoying! My review for Apathy this week, with the one liners, that wouldn't fly there. No way. I'd add it that way, and it would be posted a different way. I hated it. Then my reviews started getting shitty because I didn't give a fuck, that bothered me. So I resigned. But they were good people, all of them, so I didn't want to be that honest with them and just made up a lie about life coming first, yadda-yadda. Plus, I had my eyes set on this site because I loved the forum.

Author:	Rhys [ Sat May 20, 2006 4:18 am ]
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Zad wrote: Dead Machine wrote: New review: Leviathan - Tentacles of Whorror Nice. I've seen this down the local record shop, I'll have to pick it up. Definitely. I just got it because of Aarons review, and its VERY good.