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So, what do you say ?
Yeah, go for it 85%  85%  [ 29 ]
No, you stink 15%  15%  [ 5 ]
Total votes : 34
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 Post subject: Would you guys like to see me as a reviewer ?
PostPosted: Thu Apr 06, 2006 2:40 pm 
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Pete suggested this and I don't think it's a bad idea. Surely the review team has to accept me first but I wanted to take your opinions about it before applying to them. I could cover the whole bm genre that has been lacking here. Here be a sample :

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Aargh, the mighty Darkthrone. What can I say that hasn't been already said about them ? They have been sitting at the black metal throne since 1992 and amazingly after 14 years they are still able to create an album sounding fresh. This duo of top notch musicians have given a big "f*** you" to all the stupid underground scene , kvlt kiddies, posers and bedroom bm bands and made an album that is like a punch to the face in a cold winter night. This is party music, booze and headbang is unavoidable.

Darkthrone has perfectly mixed rock & roll and punk with their music, which has been an obvious influence for them since the beginning of their career, this time it is more obvious, to the point of blending these different music types with old school black metal. The album starts with "The Cult of Goliath" and I am nailed to my seat, only to get up and start headbanging to "Too Old, Too Cold". The lyrics tell us the stance of Darkthrone in music today "Nothing to prove, just a hellish rock and roll freak. You call your metal black ? It's just spastic, lame and weak". I'm sure this lyrics have upset some people at the black metal underground but the black metal underground owes much to Fenriz and Nocturno Culto. Everybody was curious when it was announced that Fenriz will be doing vocals for "Graveyard Slut". He is simply amazing at it, as he was in his many one-man projects. Nocturno Culto is awesome as always at the vocals, sounding extremely rasp and pissed off as usual. The rest of the album continues in this punk-rock fashion, catchy riffs of N. Culto and awesome drumwork of Fenriz gives the listener one hell of an experience. Surprisingly some songs have guitar solos, I was never a fan of solos and these don't add much to the music. The only downside of this album is it may get boring after a few listens. That's the curse of catchy music, but the first few listens are uplifting, as if you have heard your first metal album ever.


Enough with the fanboyism and hyperbole, I recommend this album to anyone who likes metal in general. If you are expecting a Transilvanian Hunger, look for the thousands of copycats , this isn't for you. Darkthrone has moved on and renewed themselves and they deserve your respect and undivided attention.

85 / 100 Dogan Guven Ozkan.



I wrote that in like 5 minutes.


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PostPosted: Thu Apr 06, 2006 2:43 pm 
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I say go for it.


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PostPosted: Thu Apr 06, 2006 3:20 pm 
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Go Dogan!


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 Post subject: T-Rex says:
PostPosted: Thu Apr 06, 2006 3:25 pm 
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Yeah. Go for it.


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PostPosted: Thu Apr 06, 2006 4:11 pm 
I could do that too.


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PostPosted: Thu Apr 06, 2006 4:28 pm 
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What can I say that hasn't been already said about them ?

for some reason that line always makes me want to slap someone


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PostPosted: Thu Apr 06, 2006 4:44 pm 
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Hell yeah! I would gladly welcome Fenriz's opinion on other Black Metal bands. :D


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PostPosted: Thu Apr 06, 2006 5:01 pm 
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We believe in Kathaarian.


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PostPosted: Thu Apr 06, 2006 6:46 pm 
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I wish the people who voted no would give an explanation at least. I don't mind constructive criticism but it seems like I should have put an "I don't care / I'm an imbecile and can't make decisions" option. That's where some votes would go.


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PostPosted: Thu Apr 06, 2006 6:54 pm 
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I say go for it. The more capable reviewers the better.


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PostPosted: Thu Apr 06, 2006 7:59 pm 
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Kathaarian wrote:
I wish the people who voted no would give an explanation at least. I don't mind constructive criticism but it seems like I should have put an "I don't care / I'm an imbecile and can't make decisions" option. That's where some votes would go.


Dude go for it and start immediately writing the review for the new Drudkh album!


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PostPosted: Thu Apr 06, 2006 8:04 pm 
For the record, I'm not voting. No offense, but I don't feel like this is a real request. Just an inquiry. :wink:


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PostPosted: Thu Apr 06, 2006 8:10 pm 
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ok..i gave this much though and i don't see a problem with Kath turning into a reviewer. But since i hardly have time to read the rewies lately, i can't really decide if this short one was good. However, i have full trust in his knowledge of the music, and his writing capabilities, as shown in the lyrics/poetry tourney.
so i vote yes


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PostPosted: Thu Apr 06, 2006 9:23 pm 
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Go for it. Not that I care about Black metal :wink:


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PostPosted: Thu Apr 06, 2006 9:41 pm 
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I pm'd Mike. Lets see what happens.


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PostPosted: Thu Apr 06, 2006 10:28 pm 
Is there something that I'm missing? Why do some of you put a space between a word and something like a question mark or an exclamation point? Chris does it on his reviews, Kaath just did it. I don't get it.


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PostPosted: Thu Apr 06, 2006 10:35 pm 
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Eyesore wrote:
Is there something that I'm missing? Why do some of you put a space between a word and something like a question mark or an exclamation point? Chris does it on his reviews, Kaath just did it. I don't get it.


I didn't notice I did that. I don't know why, I don't do it with commas and dots. Weird?


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PostPosted: Thu Apr 06, 2006 10:48 pm 
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Yeah it is lame that some people voted no and gave you no reason. But I think it is not too hard to have a pretty good guess of who it might have been. Most likely people that hate black metal. That old complaint that black metal dominates the reviews and forums just doesn't work anymore.


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PostPosted: Thu Apr 06, 2006 11:07 pm 
i voted yes. even though you're a negroid.


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