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Dago
 Post subject: The best review i have ever read..
PostPosted: Wed Apr 26, 2006 12:53 pm 
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http://www.globaldomination.se/demons/o ... aints-wept
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roflsaurus. :lol:
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Thats Awesome!
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And the golden penis wept
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Eternal Idol
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“The music of Ocular Faith was born out of necessity”.

Well, people…

My screwdriver was brought out of my drawer, out of necessity


Friggin aces! We do have a hatemail section! Nice.

"A penis carried the child's tear away" :lol:
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is song 8 a Kamelot cover?
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Eyesore
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Man, I'm seriously laughing here, but that guy is a complete tard in general. :lol:
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Man, I'm seriously laughing here, but that guy is a complete tard in general. :lol:
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Cú Chulainn
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WTF? hahaaha!!!

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Dago
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Man, I'm seriously laughing here, but that guy is a complete tard in general. :lol:


Lord K is the best.
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Misha
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Dago wrote:
Eyesore wrote:
Man, I'm seriously laughing here, but that guy is a complete tard in general. :lol:


Lord K is the best.

Look at his Dark Funeral reviews and reconsider.
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Dago
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Misha wrote:
Dago wrote:
Eyesore wrote:
Man, I'm seriously laughing here, but that guy is a complete tard in general. :lol:


Lord K is the best.

Look at his Dark Funeral reviews and reconsider.


If I'd play in Dark Funeral my attitude towards it wouldnt be the same.
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Dago
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Well he only played live but he has a close relationship with members of the band...
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That was fuckin' class!
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This officially made my day! :lol:
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Legacy Of The Night
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This is one of the best "hate reviews" ever. I think we can all learn something from this. :lol:

The screwdriver bit was excellent.

EDIT: And I can see where this guy is coming from. This stuff is awful. Too much ambition for such pure shit.


Last edited by Legacy Of The Night on Wed Apr 26, 2006 9:58 pm, edited 1 time in total.

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Misha
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It was funny, but reviewing everything you don't like or understand like that (as he does, check the list) is just sad.
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Astaroth
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ha ha!!!


I loved his rating system.. makes much more sense than the one found on this page :wink:


I'm currently listening to some of the bands samples... no surprise it got such hard reviews... :x yark!!


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Am i the only one who the artist is either joking or retarded when he writes what he does in the biography; he mentions: raw sound as yearly Burzum, texture, Majestic, beautiful, "nothing like this out there that sounds like it", " touching the souls of man cannot be unstated" ?

it's fun how he tries to sounds as a really sophisticated musician who knows what he's doing :D
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